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Various Non-Bald Discussions => General Discussion => Topic started by: Mikekoz13 on October 02, 2008, 05:45:22 PM

Title: Root Beer...........
Post by: Mikekoz13 on October 02, 2008, 05:45:22 PM
Well guys.... just when you think you've heard every stupid thing you can possibly hear, here comes this little gem....

Straight from Arendtsville Elementary school where my son attends.

When they have parties at the school parents are asked to donate different items for the parties so the school doesn't have to foot the bill.
For these parties they allow soft drinks (sodas)...... any soda EXCEPT root beer.
You see.... root beer has the word "beer" in it soapparently it sets a bad example for the kids. WTF!!!!!!! :/O

Funny thing is....... The principle is a SLY guy. When I met him I thought he was probably cool. Now I find out he's just another pinhead.

Title: Re: Root Beer...........
Post by: hammerdrill376 on October 02, 2008, 05:47:41 PM
Yet another case of political correctness going way, way over the edge.  :/O
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Post by: Brkeatr on October 02, 2008, 05:52:16 PM
Wow Mike, that's totally assnine....what the he** is this world coming to when they make stupid rules like that? I don't know, it makes ya want to just give up ! I guess the stupid politicans, administrators, teachers, etc have nothing better to do then sit around and think these dumb things up....no wonder kids act the way they do when they have leadership examples like these bung holes..... :Xo!
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Post by: Timmay on October 02, 2008, 06:19:39 PM
We are the ones at fault....for allowing it to continue.  Dumbasses.
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Post by: Tyler on October 02, 2008, 06:34:44 PM
You should write a "Root Beer" company and let them know about this.  See if they can do something to persuade  the school to think differently.
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Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on October 02, 2008, 06:58:08 PM
Are you seriously considering letting your kids stay in a school like that?  That's a symptom of a deeper problem, and the problem is IGNORANCE.  If they fear the kids learning in their school will be unable to make the distinction you should think about schools that can teach, not PREACH.
And I thought loonies were limited to the Bible Belt South!
Title: Re: Root Beer...........
Post by: Mikekoz13 on October 02, 2008, 07:03:44 PM
You should write a "Root Beer" company and let them know about this.  See if they can do something to persuade  the school to think differently.


This is a great idea!!!!!.......... and I will make a move on this tomorrow.

Thanks Tyler!!
Title: Re: Root Beer...........
Post by: buuckkweet on October 02, 2008, 08:49:53 PM
Hi Mike!

I just read your post.  Heaven forbid if you pack BEER NUTS in your kid's lunch.......somebody could get sent home.  What the heck ever happened to the 3 R's?
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Post by: TheSlyBear on October 02, 2008, 09:30:10 PM
Words cannot express how completely absurd that is.
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Post by: GASlick on October 02, 2008, 09:36:02 PM
STUPID!
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Post by: Timmay on October 02, 2008, 09:43:46 PM
Thats about as stupid as my picture!
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Post by: GASlick on October 02, 2008, 09:46:46 PM
That I agree with.
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Post by: Timmay on October 02, 2008, 09:49:24 PM
HUSH! LOL....for i shake up a 2 liter bottle of root BEER  and aim it towards ya.


It is ok if we say the word BEER in here isnt it Tyler?  I just dont want to see an underage kid in here and see the word BEER.  BEER in the form of a soda such as rootBEER shouldnt be a cause of concern.  Now brewed hops and stuff of the like that make BEER i coudl understand..but its root BEER!
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Post by: Tyler on October 02, 2008, 10:11:35 PM
It's ok TIMMJ...because BEER is YUMMMMMMYYYYYYY!!! (If you're over 21 in the U.S.A.)
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Post by: champ007 on October 02, 2008, 10:22:43 PM
STUPID!
Stupid is as Stupid does....
Just ask Timmayyy  ;)
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Post by: Timmay on October 02, 2008, 10:23:27 PM
I feel like i need a BEER right now
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Post by: FR8TRAIN on October 02, 2008, 10:42:44 PM
So I'm reading this with a BEER in my hand and BEER NUTS in the bowl beside me wondering if you could just rename the ROOT BEER to Sarsaparilla, would it then be acceptable? Does this mean that kids shouldn't eat at an A&W for fear that they may become ROOT BEER AHOLICS? Unfortunately we spend so much time and effort protecting ourselves from, well ourselves. Geez, maybe the word ROOT BEER should be outlawed? :*))  In the meantime, I'll sit here and drink my BEER!
Title: Re: Root Beer...........
Post by: IRONHORSE on October 03, 2008, 12:27:13 AM
The last 2 posts bring to mind a take on an old classic (Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-te-do) by Axel the Sot ( A renaissance faire performer.)

Do - The stuff that buys my beer
Re - The guy who pours my beer (Thanks, Ray!)
Mi - The guy who drinks my beer
Fa - A long way to the john
So - I'll have another beer
La - I'll have another beer
Te - No thanks, I'll have a beer
And that brings us back to do.
 O0

Title: Re: Root Beer...........
Post by: Mikekoz13 on October 03, 2008, 04:41:37 AM
So I'm reading this with a BEER in my hand and BEER NUTS in the bowl beside me wondering if you could just rename the ROOT BEER to Sarsaparilla, would it then be acceptable? Does this mean that kids shouldn't eat at an A&W for fear that they may become ROOT BEER AHOLICS? Unfortunately we spend so much time and effort protecting ourselves from, well ourselves. Geez, maybe the word ROOT BEER should be outlawed? :*))  In the meantime, I'll sit here and drink my BEER!


Well this is right along the lines of what I told my son. For the next party I'm going to get one of those large bottles of root beer and cover the label with my own label that says........... "Sarsaparilla - Approved by Schools Everywhere"

What a bunch of dumb asses.......
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Post by: Timmay on October 03, 2008, 06:31:27 AM
next thing you will know...they wont be able to take anything with vanilla in it....because of the alcohol content.....


not to mention...mouthwash or anything like that.  I think I am gonna go make me a saraparilla float....
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Post by: Brkeatr on October 03, 2008, 07:27:19 AM
I feel like i need a BEER right now

Timmay, with that new avatar you looked like you've had one too many already.... :D
Title: Re: Root Beer...........
Post by: Mikekoz13 on October 03, 2008, 07:30:40 AM
I feel like i need a BEER right now

Timmay, with that new avatar you looked like you've had one too many already.... :D


Yeah Tim.... you need a little tattered cardboorad sign that says "Will work for food"............
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Post by: Timmay on October 03, 2008, 07:45:43 AM
but my clothes look too clean...
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Post by: Tyler on October 03, 2008, 12:44:13 PM
but my clothes look too clean...

You look like Chong.
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Post by: IRONHORSE on October 03, 2008, 12:46:38 PM
but my clothes look too clean...

You look like Chong.

Timmay Chong! That works! :*))
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Post by: Timmay on October 03, 2008, 12:54:59 PM
im tellin my mom
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Post by: StogieStang on October 03, 2008, 06:27:38 PM
You know the IBC rootbeers that come in glass bottles that look like beer bottles?  Well they also make creme soda and a cherry something rather.  However, they all come in bottles that look like a beer bottle.  You could donate bottles of that creme soda if you feel like being a rebel.

DO IT! DO IT!

Then make sure you tell us all about it afterwards   :*))
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Post by: Timmay on October 03, 2008, 07:36:40 PM
Well you all...just checking in after the high school football game.  Yes we won...so I am going out for a drink or ten
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Post by: Stu on October 06, 2008, 10:09:07 PM
When I was young, my dad would take us all out for a root beer at the A&W drive-in each time my grandpa, the barber, gave us all our very frequent haircuts.  Little did I know that they were really corrupting me, and now many years later, I love real beer.  I may have to go into therapy now... how could they take advantage of me like that [sarcasm].  It's amazing that kids today can learn anything these days with such pinheads running our school systems.  And now they want to expand into mandatory early childhood education.  Yikes!   g@@4
Title: Re: Root Beer...........
Post by: Ian on October 19, 2008, 12:25:27 PM
we used to be able to get root beer over here in McDonalds but not any more......i loved it with a 1/4 ponder with cheese...mmmmm
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Post by: Timmay on October 20, 2008, 10:55:11 AM
I have noticed that.  Our McDonalds quit carrying Barq's rootbeer a while back.  I could never get an answer as to why...now I know.
Title: Re: Root Beer...........
Post by: buddha on October 25, 2008, 06:51:03 AM
The last 2 posts bring to mind a take on an old classic (Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-te-do) by Axel the Sot ( A renaissance faire performer.)

Do - The stuff that buys my beer
Re - The guy who pours my beer (Thanks, Ray!)
Mi - The guy who drinks my beer
Fa - A long way to the john
So - I'll have another beer
La - I'll have another beer
Te - No thanks, I'll have a beer
And that brings us back to do.
 O0

ROFLMFAO,  :*)) O0 ;D


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Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on October 25, 2008, 10:18:47 AM
I have noticed that.  Our McDonalds quit carrying Barq's rootbeer a while back.  I could never get an answer as to why...now I know.
Barq's, originally from New Orleans, was sold to Coca Cola, so if your McDonalds doesn't sell Coke, it won't sell Barq's. 
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Post by: THier on October 25, 2008, 10:27:42 AM
Maybe next time you should send in some Ginger ALE and see how that goes.

Tom
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Post by: Alexander215 on October 25, 2008, 11:24:09 AM
I couldn't live without my Jamaican Ginger Beer