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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: wpruitt on September 16, 2008, 08:56:23 PM

Title: How to stay healthy
Post by: wpruitt on September 16, 2008, 08:56:23 PM

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than  Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION 

Eat and drink what you like. 

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Title: Re: How to stay healthy
Post by: buuckkweet on September 16, 2008, 09:00:40 PM

 :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: How to stay healthy
Post by: Razor X on September 16, 2008, 09:03:29 PM

I like that one.   ;D