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Discussions About Being Bald => General Discussion => Topic started by: The Anvil on September 16, 2008, 01:19:28 AM

Title: Hot Dog Neck!
Post by: The Anvil on September 16, 2008, 01:19:28 AM
How many of you guys have what looks to be several hot dogs on the back of your neck, when you look up? I have noticed this on myself, and thought it was rather funny! I also have a vey defined ridge running down the middle of my skull, like a mini shark fin.

Do any of you have distinct dome traits? An old friend of mine in the military was refered to as "Sharpei" (SP?) like the dog, because he had so much extra skin on his head.
Title: Re: Hot Dog Neck!
Post by: slyinglide on September 16, 2008, 01:29:32 AM
Never thought of it, but yes I do have the "HOT DOG" thing going on...........wondering why all the dogs are following me!   >:( >:( :D :D
Title: Re: Hot Dog Neck!
Post by: Timmay on September 16, 2008, 06:50:27 AM
Brings his bottle of ketchup and a bun the next time I meet Anvil.....


anyone have a camp fire...we can have a weinnie roast?


When I look up...I have just one "hot dog"  but i do know what you are talking about, i have seen them on guys before.  I think it is because they once use to be fat heads.....and their skin on their scalp hasnt shrunk
Title: Re: Hot Dog Neck!
Post by: DJ_Bald on September 16, 2008, 08:38:18 AM
no hot dog here but Ive seen some dudes with like a six pack of dogs on their neck. Its usually really heavy guys.
Title: Re: Hot Dog Neck!
Post by: admiralvin on September 16, 2008, 11:11:55 AM
I think the proper term is "neckfurters"
Title: Re: Hot Dog Neck!
Post by: PowerOfCheese on September 16, 2008, 11:45:54 AM
Hard to tell in my pic but I have ridges going from my temple to the top of my head in the front. Almost klingon in the right light. Sometimes it looks cool, sometimes it looks evil. They look like horns should go at the top.

No hot dogs though. I'm 5' 11" 175lbs with elastic skin.
Title: Re: Hot Dog Neck!
Post by: schro on September 16, 2008, 11:49:30 AM
I think the proper term is "neckfurters"

good one.  ;D
Title: Re: Hot Dog Neck!
Post by: buuckkweet on September 16, 2008, 05:20:06 PM
no hot dog here but Ive seen some dudes with like a six pack of dogs on their neck. Its usually really heavy guys.
I think the proper term is "neckfurters"
:*)) :*)) :*))
Title: Re: Hot Dog Neck!
Post by: time2shine on September 16, 2008, 05:31:34 PM
Like Tim, when I look up, I get a hot dog going on the back of my neck.  Which just gave me a great idea for a tattoo...  i will pay for the tattoo, if someone gets buns tatted aroudn their neckfurther.  :*))
Title: Re: Hot Dog Neck!
Post by: admiralvin on September 16, 2008, 06:00:55 PM
Like Tim, when I look up, I get a hot dog going on the back of my neck.  Which just gave me a great idea for a tattoo...  i will pay for the tattoo, if someone gets buns tatted aroudn their neckfurther.  :*))
I'm game but sorry, no neckfurter here, maybe a slim jim

the downside of that would be always bending one's neck back to expose neckfurter so the tattoo made sense....

Remember those old MAD magazine fold-ins?   Perhaps you could design a tat that looked  like something else when the the neck isn't bent.  "It's a dragon wearing a beret when my head is tilted forward but a hotdog when I bend my head back"
Title: Re: Hot Dog Neck!
Post by: The Anvil on September 16, 2008, 06:16:10 PM
Like Tim, when I look up, I get a hot dog going on the back of my neck.  Which just gave me a great idea for a tattoo...  i will pay for the tattoo, if someone gets buns tatted aroudn their neckfurther.  :*))
I'm game but sorry, no neckfurter here, maybe a slim jim

the downside of that would be always bending one's neck back to expose neckfurter so the tattoo made sense....

Remember those old MAD magazine fold-ins?   Perhaps you could design a tat that looked  like something else when the the neck isn't bent.  "It's a dragon wearing a beret when my head is tilted forward but a hotdog when I bend my head back"

The term NECKFURTER, and the idea of a MAD fold-in both had me pissin' my pants laughing! :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))
Title: Re: Hot Dog Neck!
Post by: Brkeatr on September 16, 2008, 06:47:46 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=NECKFURTER

I guess the term is real !!! :*))
Title: Re: Hot Dog Neck!
Post by: champ007 on September 16, 2008, 06:55:22 PM
Like Tim, when I look up, I get a hot dog going on the back of my neck. 

Next time try it without Timmayy standing behind you   ;D
Title: Re: Hot Dog Neck!
Post by: Timmay on September 16, 2008, 08:02:52 PM
Actually i dont think my hotdog would extend that far lol
Title: Re: Hot Dog Neck!
Post by: time2shine on September 17, 2008, 12:01:16 PM
Like Tim, when I look up, I get a hot dog going on the back of my neck. 

Next time try it without Timmayy standing behind you   ;D

lol..  i made it too easy with that quote.
Title: Re: Hot Dog Neck!
Post by: GASlick on September 17, 2008, 06:32:57 PM
I have never thought about it.  I get one too!  ;D

How do you guys come up with some of this stuff!?
Title: Re: Hot Dog Neck!
Post by: Timmay on September 17, 2008, 09:47:16 PM
Well remember...in another thread I am a hot dog salesman.....
Title: Re: Hot Dog Neck!
Post by: Alexander215 on September 21, 2008, 11:17:14 AM
I think the proper term is "neckfurters"

This needs to go into the sly dictionary
Title: Re: Hot Dog Neck!
Post by: skinhead002 on September 21, 2008, 02:50:21 PM
I've got a three pack on the back of my neck and shaved head where the skin folds up over my uniform shirt collars.  I always thought they looked sharp on cops and military.  We call them "cop idiot rolls".  Also got some little tiny "micro-rolls" where the shaved skin above my ears rolls a bit over the ear pieces of my military eyeglasses. lol

skinhead