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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: champ007 on September 10, 2008, 10:09:20 PM

Title: Shaky Elderly Lady!
Post by: champ007 on September 10, 2008, 10:09:20 PM

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop.
Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to
the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the
sales clerk: 'Dddoo youu hhhave ddiilldos?' 

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: 'Yes we do have dildos.
Actually we carry many different models.'

The old woman then asks: 'Dddddoo yyyouu ccaarry a pppinkk onne, tttenn inchessss llong aaand aabbout twoo inchess ththiick... aaand rruns by bbaatteries?

The clerk responds, 'Yes we do'

She asks: ' Dddoo yyoooouu kknnoooww hhhow ttoo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?'

Title: Re: Shaky Elderly Lady!
Post by: slyinglide on September 11, 2008, 12:55:58 AM

ROFLMAO!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: Shaky Elderly Lady!
Post by: Mikekoz13 on September 11, 2008, 05:01:47 AM

Champ!!! Next time I'm down in your area we have to hang out for a day just so I can remember what it feels like to be "dirty" all the time!! :*))

Title: Re: Shaky Elderly Lady!
Post by: buuckkweet on September 11, 2008, 04:55:36 PM

Quote from: Mikekoz13 on September 11, 2008, 05:01:47 AM

Champ!!! Next time I'm down in your area we have to hang out for a day just so I can remember what it feels like to be "dirty" all the time!! :*))

:*)) ;D :*))

Title: Re: Shaky Elderly Lady!
Post by: nomad on September 11, 2008, 05:41:39 PM

Quote from: Mikekoz13 on September 11, 2008, 05:01:47 AM

Champ!!! Next time I'm down in your area we have to hang out for a day just so I can remember what it feels like to be "dirty" all the time!! :*))

hey I resemble that remark...

thats too dam funny :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))