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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Sly Red on August 15, 2008, 05:19:15 PM

Title: Don't send your wife to Lowe's
Post by: Sly Red on August 15, 2008, 05:19:15 PM

Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Jane to Lowe's.
At Lowe's, Jane saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt the manager to finish waiting on a customer. When Walt was finished with the customer, Jane asked 'How much for that faucet?
Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.'
My goodness that sure is a lot of money!' Jane exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to find it.
From the back aisle Walt yelled, 'Jane, you wanna screw for that hinge? She replied, 'No, but I will for the faucet.'

Title: Re: Don't send your wife to Lowe's
Post by: GASlick on August 15, 2008, 05:52:56 PM

 :*))

very funny

Title: Re: Don't send your wife to Lowe's
Post by: Tyler on August 15, 2008, 09:46:08 PM

 :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: Don't send your wife to Lowe's
Post by: Timmay on August 15, 2008, 09:53:36 PM

my wife wouldnt even be able to find Lowe's.  Good thing we dont have one here in our town.  We still use the ol mom and pop hardware store that has been around since 1930's.  They still have everything in bins, old wooden floors.  Logan loves going in there because it is so much different than the more conventional hardware stores.  It will be a sad day when it comes time to close it...but I think it has alot of years left on it.  Like everyone here in washington says....If Greenwood's dont have it....you dont need it.

Title: Re: Don't send your wife to Lowe's
Post by: Mikekoz13 on August 15, 2008, 10:05:46 PM

Funny!

Title: Re: Don't send your wife to Lowe's
Post by: OzPete on August 15, 2008, 10:16:41 PM

 :*)) :*))

Title: Re: Don't send your wife to Lowe's
Post by: DanDan on August 15, 2008, 10:25:09 PM

We used to have a couple of mom and pops hardware stores. Now we have 2 lowes and 2 home depots. I miss the mom and pop stores.

Title: Re: Don't send your wife to Lowe's
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 16, 2008, 05:14:23 AM

Good one Red!  ;)

Title: Re: Don't send your wife to Lowe's
Post by: OneOfTheFew on August 16, 2008, 11:24:59 AM

 O0  now thats funny right there...

Title: Re: Don't send your wife to Lowe's
Post by: Timmay on August 16, 2008, 02:55:59 PM

ONEOF THE FEW.......you need to replace the word THERE....with THAR!  Makes it more southern..LOL 

Title: Re: Don't send your wife to Lowe's
Post by: wpruitt on August 16, 2008, 09:19:52 PM

Quote from: TimmJ on August 15, 2008, 09:53:36 PM

We still use the ol mom and pop hardware store that has been around since 1930's.  They still have everything in bins, old wooden floors. 

I love to find a traditional HW store