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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Bolohead on August 12, 2008, 12:06:37 PM

Title: Dress code for 50 and over
Post by: Bolohead on August 12, 2008, 12:06:37 PM: Dress code for 50 +

Many of us over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50 are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions.

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

11. Bikinis and liver spots

12. Short shorts and varicose veins

13. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the 'Older folks'.....................

14. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance (and giggle!)
Title: Re: Dress code for 50 and over
Post by: Brkeatr on August 12, 2008, 12:15:38 PM: J_B, what fun would that be !!! :*))
Title: Re: Dress code for 50 and over
Post by: buuckkweet on August 12, 2008, 02:58:11 PM: #6 is a given! ;D
Title: Re: Dress code for 50 and over
Post by: Razor X on August 12, 2008, 03:06:43 PM: :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))
Title: Re: Dress code for 50 and over
Post by: wpruitt on August 12, 2008, 03:19:46 PM: Quote from: RazorX on August 12, 2008, 03:06:43 PM
:*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))
You're approaching this Razor
Title: Re: Dress code for 50 and over
Post by: Razor X on August 12, 2008, 03:27:14 PM: Quote from: wpruitt on August 12, 2008, 03:19:46 PM
Quote from: RazorX on August 12, 2008, 03:06:43 PM
:*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))
You're approaching this Razor

Like hell! You'll be there way ahead of me! :Xo! @c3

;)
Title: Re: Dress code for 50 and over
Post by: warhawk on August 12, 2008, 09:03:16 PM: jb: good one! :*)) :*)) :*))

WARHAWK O0
Title: Re: Dress code for 50 and over
Post by: dog20 on August 12, 2008, 09:08:22 PM: lol, I'm glad I'm not old.
Title: Re: Dress code for 50 and over
Post by: TheSlyBear on August 12, 2008, 10:38:51 PM: Quote from: dog20 on August 12, 2008, 09:08:22 PM
lol, I'm glad I'm not old.
Just wait, boy. You'll get there.
Title: Re: Dress code for 50 and over
Post by: schro on August 12, 2008, 10:50:27 PM: In all honesty, I like the age I'm at right now...next year, I'll like being 43, then 44, etc. etc.
I really don't miss being younger.