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Various Non-Bald Discussions => General Discussion => Topic started by: zzaapp on August 06, 2008, 05:55:10 PM
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For years, I have been a Hanes or Fruit of the Loom guy. Their briefs have a convenient vertical-parting slot in front for those moments when convenience is important, if you know what I mean.
My wife recently got a "deal" on a package of Jockey brand briefs. They have the strangest "escape hatch" design I have ever seen. The inner opening runs horizontally, about an inch above where it needs to be, and the outer opening is to the right and vertical. That means that your... er... Ahem... has to first turn upward, then make a right turn, then a left turn in order to perform its assigned function. I don't know about you, but my tallywhacker does not naturally follow such a path, and I can only assume that they hired a woman to design these shorts...
And, that's all I have to say about that...
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Just cut the whole front out with a pair of scissors. That's what I do. 8)
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Or just go commando... :-\
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You must have a very stress-free life. :)
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I love being a part of this community. Some of the things we come with are so funny!
It does sound stupid though.
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When I need to relieve my self I just pull up my pants leg and lower my sock..........
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Just be carefull about your beverage intake...lol....backsplash can be a bitch!! ;D
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Or just go commando... :-\
That is called "Freeballing" :*))
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I used to run the ones with the vertical slot but then one time I was pretty drunk and when I came out of my room and bounded up the stairs to use the washroom I noticed I was pretty exposed ;D. Funny thing is I have to go by my roommate's room to get to the stairs and he had a nice view all the way up. Plus his girlfriend was over. IMO this is a fabulous design improvement!
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I noticed I was pretty exposed ;D. Funny thing is I have to go by my roommate's room to get to the stairs and he had a nice view all the way up. Plus his girlfriend was over. IMO this is a fabulous design improvement!
I've been wearing button-fly boxers for years. Keeps things comfy, but contained. O0
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Yeah BJ, I am watching HGTV Summer Showdown. I haven't ever watched Project Runway though. My favorite guilty pleasure resumes this month on Oxygen. The totally cheesy Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency.
Red
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I had a brand of under that had the veritcle slot...I dont know what the crap was wrong with them...but my "stuff" would always work its way out of them. So I decided to sew them shut. My wife though I was nuts....I like the fit of them but didnt like the "malfunction" Finally I just got tired of em and ditch underwear all together. FREEBALLER FOR LIFE LOL
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Or just go commando... :-\
That is called "Freeballing" :*))
The only way to go. O0 I don't even think I own a pair of underwear... ;)
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Boxer-briefs...best of both worlds. I need a little more support than boxers can give me. I used to freeball back when I was a teen, but I accidentally gave a restaurant a good view when I forgot to zip up. Plus, if you aren't careful when zipping, you could catch some of that flesh down there. YOWCH!
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Boxer-briefs...best of both worlds. I need a little more support than boxers can give me. I used to freeball back when I was a teen, but I accidentally gave a restaurant a good view when I forgot to zip up. Plus, if you aren't careful when zipping, you could catch some of that flesh down there. YOWCH!
WE'VE GOT A BLEEDER!!! :*)) :*)) :*))
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LOL...pressure..apply pressure!
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It's not funny when it happens, man! It really does bleed a lot. Plus...you really see your life flash before your eyes!
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lol...I know I know...i have had it happen before...hurts like hell... especially if you snag the bag LOL
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Did you have any fear? I know I did. I was scared crap-less.
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nahhh i knew it would stop...it was the pain of backing the zipper up to get it out lol
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Yeah BJ, I am watching HGTV Summer Showdown. I haven't ever watched Project Runway though. My favorite guilty pleasure resumes this month on Oxygen. The totally cheesy Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency.
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is it me or am I feeling a touch of deja vu?!
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you are just weird MB
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you are just weird MB
Now, if that isn't being called ugly by a bullfrog .... ::)
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like the pot calling the kettle black ehhh? lol
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like the pot calling the kettle black ehhh? lol
Not quite, because the pot is weird but the kettle ain't! ;)
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Yeah BJ, I am watching HGTV Summer Showdown. I haven't ever watched Project Runway though. My favorite guilty pleasure resumes this month on Oxygen. The totally cheesy Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency.
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is it me or am I feeling a touch of deja vu?!
Me and BJ hijacked this thread, so I opened a new topic. Red
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I don't like a fly in what I wear, so I wear Hanes Seamless Trunk (http://www.hanes.com/Hanes/Products/Men-Hanes/Men_ShopByCategory-Hanes/Men_Underwear-Hanes/Men_Underwear_BoxerBriefs-Hanes/20912.aspx) they have a nice fit, give pleanty of support and give you enough room to move around etc. If you got to use a urnal, heck just grab the band pull down and let it hang down and go.
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I don't like a fly in what I wear, so I wear Hanes Seamless Trunk (http://www.hanes.com/Hanes/Products/Men-Hanes/Men_ShopByCategory-Hanes/Men_Underwear-Hanes/Men_Underwear_BoxerBriefs-Hanes/20912.aspx) they have a nice fit, give pleanty of support and give you enough room to move around etc. If you got to use a urnal, heck just grab the band pull down and let it hang down and go.
its easier if you just let his hang out the leg opening of yoru shorts when you go commando though....almost hands free...lol
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like the pot calling the kettle black ehhh? lol
Not quite, because the pot is weird but the kettle ain't! ;)
Razor...assuming I'm the kettle lmao :@`
"In your face Timmay!!" :P :P :P
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Razor...assuming I'm the kettle lmao :@`
You sure are, Babe. Now how about making me a nice cuppa? ^-^
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Razor...assuming I'm the kettle lmao :@`
You sure are, Babe. Now how about making me a nice cuppa? ^-^
:x! :x! :x!
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Razor...assuming I'm the kettle lmao :@`
You sure are, Babe. Now how about making me a nice cuppa? ^-^
:x! :x! :x!
Is that three lumps you're offering me? Didn't I mention that I don't take sugar? >:D
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OHHH Razor...I think you had better stop while you are ahead...lol
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OHHH Razor...I think you had better stop while you are ahead...lol
Practice what you preach, Timmay. ;D
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Me? what did I do now?
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Me? what did I do now?
Nothing ... the "quit while you're ahead" advice was just a little ironic coming from you. ;D
Just kidding with you, bro. ;)
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LOL...im always ahead....im so ahead I have my ahead so fara upa my assa
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Razor...assuming I'm the kettle lmao :@`
You sure are, Babe. Now how about making me a nice cuppa? ^-^
:x! :x! :x!
Is that three lumps you're offering me? Didn't I mention that I don't take sugar? >:D
keep going Razor and you'll be drinking that cuppa through a tube.. :D