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Title: Marmite...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 01, 2008, 05:56:45 PM
Sitting here in my little cocoon, I suddenly became peckish.. so like Old Mother Hubbard, I went to the cupboard.. but was hoping to find some marmite so I could spread it on crackers...
alas, no marmite!!  :'(

I really want some!!

for those of you that don't know.. it's a spread made from yeast extract, which, although it does contain a
high amount of salt (least it tastes quite salty)  it also contains vitamin B12 and is abundant in other good stuff!!

you can find out more by checking out www.marmite.com (http://www.marmite.com)

Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 01, 2008, 05:58:28 PM
oooooh, either way, you should check out the website. It's a very british sense of humour they've got going on!  :D
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: FR8TRAIN on August 01, 2008, 06:03:17 PM
Had it once when I dropped into London in the 1980's on my way back from Lebanon. Salty is right!!!! :@`
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: schro on August 01, 2008, 06:17:20 PM
Marmite?

Is that like Australia's Vegemite?
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: Robmeister on August 01, 2008, 06:20:24 PM
Marmite?

Is that like Australia's Vegemite?

That's the first thing that came to my mind as well.
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 01, 2008, 06:39:18 PM
Marmite?

Is that like Australia's Vegemite?

NO!!
Australia's vegemite is like marmite.

but it's nicer.  :px

have ya tried it?!!
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: schro on August 01, 2008, 06:47:06 PM
Marmite?

Is that like Australia's Vegemite?

NO!!
Australia's vegemite is like marmite.

but it's nicer.  :px

have ya tried it?!!
Yeah, I'll sneak it in to the theater when I go see Mama Mia.
That'll be about the same time Hell freezes over, pigs fly, and I vote democrat!

Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 01, 2008, 06:49:32 PM
Marmite?

Is that like Australia's Vegemite?

NO!!
Australia's vegemite is like marmite.

but it's nicer.  :px

have ya tried it?!!
Yeah, I'll sneak it in to the theater when I go see Mama Mia.
That'll be about the same time Hell freezes over, pigs fly, and I vote democrat!



arsehole! :P
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: JohnMont on August 01, 2008, 06:58:32 PM

I've tried it and although it IS salty,  a better word for it, in my opinion, is NASTY . .... 

Comes in a cool jar, though.
So, I'm as likely to taste it again as I am to vote Republican !

Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 01, 2008, 07:09:34 PM
now, now fellas, this is about marmite, not politics!!

(c'mon the monster raving loony party!  :px)

oh, and I hasten to add.... it's actually a very effective mosquito repellent. Mosquito's can
apparently detect it before even giving you a nip and hate the stuff too!  :px
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: schro on August 01, 2008, 07:11:47 PM
Marmite?

Is that like Australia's Vegemite?

NO!!
Australia's vegemite is like marmite.

but it's nicer.  :px

have ya tried it?!!
Yeah, I'll sneak it in to the theater when I go see Mama Mia.
That'll be about the same time Hell freezes over, pigs fly, and I vote democrat!



arsehole! :P

Why thank you, MBabe!   8)

And I don't think it's turned political. I just mentioned three events that are likely to occur before I try vegemite / marmite / termite / or mightymite. John just decided to copy my incredible satirical wit (imitation is the sincerest form of flattery). No harm, no foul.
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 01, 2008, 07:16:12 PM
you're most welcome darlin' and I still stand by my statement!!  :@`
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: Bolohead on August 01, 2008, 07:17:27 PM
Never had it, but it sounds to me like it's an English Poi vs Hawaiian Poi  :*))
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 01, 2008, 07:19:07 PM
Never had it, but it sounds to me like it's an English Poi vs Hawaiian Poi  :*))

for fear of sounding retarded... no, scratch that, I don't care, what the hell is Poi?!!  ???
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: Kojack on August 01, 2008, 07:20:08 PM
Yeast? Like the infection?

Oooooo No thanks. (I'll bet it is salty though) *puke*
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: Bolohead on August 01, 2008, 07:25:11 PM
I love this add for Marimite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RQSxZ3AvSE&eurl=2007/12/17/marmite/90831-7055.asp

Hawaiian Poi

http://www.tropicislemusic.com/food/poi.htm

(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.poico.com%2Fartman2%2Fuploads%2F1%2Fpounder.jpg&hash=07dfa0d4e023317f86d28c4f2cdbc333d4bfe8b4)
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: schro on August 01, 2008, 07:30:04 PM
Never had it, but it sounds to me like it's an English Poi vs Hawaiian Poi  :*))

for fear of sounding retarded... no, scratch that, I don't care, what the hell is Poi?!!  ???

Funny. That's how I feel about vegemarmite.
By the way, I've had Poi and it's not high on my list.
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: Razor X on August 01, 2008, 07:38:32 PM
Marmite is undigestible by all humans except for the British.
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 01, 2008, 07:47:29 PM
Marmite is undigestible by all humans except for the British.

ha! undigestible isn't even a word - you just made that up! 
and fr8 liked it.. he ain't British!!
so there!!!  :P
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: schro on August 01, 2008, 07:49:42 PM
This is some funny sh*t.  ;D
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: wpruitt on August 01, 2008, 07:51:02 PM
This is some funny sh*t.  ;D
And I'm beginning to believe, tastes like sh*t !  Og course, Haggis was pretty good
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: Razor X on August 01, 2008, 07:52:56 PM
They actually sell Marmite online by the case for homesick expat Brits.

http://www.marmitepantry.com/Marmite.html
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: wpruitt on August 01, 2008, 07:55:23 PM
They, and Anglophiles, are probably the only pruchasers!
They actually sell Marmite online by the case for homesick expat Brits.

http://www.marmitepantry.com/Marmite.html
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 01, 2008, 07:55:40 PM
I love this add for Marimite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RQSxZ3AvSE&eurl=2007/12/17/marmite/90831-7055.asp

Hawaiian Poi

http://www.tropicislemusic.com/food/poi.htm

(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.poico.com%2Fartman2%2Fuploads%2F1%2Fpounder.jpg&hash=07dfa0d4e023317f86d28c4f2cdbc333d4bfe8b4)

thanks JB, you can keep ya poi... it looks like pink wallpaper paste!  
I'm sure some people find it delicous though  :)
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: Bolohead on August 01, 2008, 07:56:24 PM
MagmaBabe - Poi taste like pink wallpaper paste to.  You just got to be Hawaiian to love it, just like SPAM in the can... they love the stuff.

There are license plate holders that say "Got Poi?" or "Got Spam?"  I was thinking that you could make up one called "Got Marimite?"

Something like these:
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.alohajoe.com%2Fimages%2FGOT-POI---GRN-BLK.gif&hash=7455149bf7d6ab377ea571e79de0b1b6998c826b)

But if you do, you got to have the British Jack all the way around the plate frame.
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: Razor X on August 01, 2008, 07:57:58 PM
They, and Anglophiles, are probably the only pruchasers!


I'm an Anglophile but Marmite is one of the things I don't like.  Give me a cup of PG Tips and a McVities chocolate digestive biscuit and I'm good to go.   )-m
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: Razor X on August 01, 2008, 08:00:11 PM
MagmaBabe - Poi taste like pink wallpaper paste to.  You just got to be Hawaiian to love it, just like SPAM in the can... they love the stuff.

There are license plate holders that say "Got Poi?" or "Got Spam?"  I was thinking that you could make up one called "Got Marimite?"

Something like these:
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.alohajoe.com%2Fimages%2FGOT-POI---GRN-BLK.gif&hash=7455149bf7d6ab377ea571e79de0b1b6998c826b)

But if you do, you got to have the British Jack all the way around the plate frame.

Spam is another oddity that the Brits seem to like.  I know we can't blame them for introducing it -- the US Army was the culprit behind that particular eh delicacy   !*u%e  but I've only known a few people would actually admit to eating and liking the stuff and they were all Brits.
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: wpruitt on August 01, 2008, 08:05:10 PM
Another "delicacy" I saw in the UK was the "Olive - Pimento - Cheese" loaf.  It seemed to appear at every breakfast.
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 01, 2008, 08:11:27 PM
MagmaBabe - Poi taste like pink wallpaper paste to.  You just got to be Hawaiian to love it, just like SPAM in the can... they love the stuff.

There are license plate holders that say "Got Poi?" or "Got Spam?"  I was thinking that you could make up one called "Got Marimite?"

Something like these:
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.alohajoe.com%2Fimages%2FGOT-POI---GRN-BLK.gif&hash=7455149bf7d6ab377ea571e79de0b1b6998c826b)

But if you do, you got to have the British Jack all the way around the plate frame.

OMG!! I used to LOVE spam fritters when I was twee and in junior school! wouldn't touch 'em now though.
Come to think of it... I remember seeing spam in the film '50 first dates', I'm sure of it...
they probably really appreciate Monty Pythons ode to spam over there in Hawaii then!  ;)

yeah, I can totally visualise that licence plate holder, it would rock!
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 01, 2008, 08:14:48 PM
Another "delicacy" I saw in the UK was the "Olive - Pimento - Cheese" loaf.  It seemed to appear at every breakfast.

that aint no English delicacy - sounds like spanish or Italian to me!
Ha!! you probably got served a 'continental' breakfast! lol
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: wpruitt on August 01, 2008, 08:22:29 PM
Another "delicacy" I saw in the UK was the "Olive - Pimento - Cheese" loaf.  It seemed to appear at every breakfast.

that aint no English delicacy - sounds like spanish or Italian to me!
Ha!! you probably got served a 'continental' breakfast! lol

It came with the hotel in London!
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: Razor X on August 01, 2008, 08:26:01 PM
Another "delicacy" I saw in the UK was the "Olive - Pimento - Cheese" loaf.  It seemed to appear at every breakfast.

that aint no English delicacy - sounds like spanish or Italian to me!
Ha!! you probably got served a 'continental' breakfast! lol

It came with the hotel in London!

I've never seen that served for breakfast in the UK, either.  Fried eggs, rashers, bangers, toast, and grilled tomatoes -- yes -- olive/pimento/cheese loaf, no.

My aunt in Ireland gets those olive loaves to feed to her dogs.  The guy who works behind the deli counter in the supermarket saves the ends of the loaves which people don't want to buy and gives them to her. 
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: Bolohead on August 02, 2008, 06:16:45 AM
MagmaBabe

Created just for you  O0

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OR

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Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: Rob on August 02, 2008, 06:48:18 AM
couldnt cast my vote because i DO know what marmite is, so couldnt vote 'what the heck etc'

But I've also never tried it.  Just the thought of it puts me off.

So I sorta DON'T like it, but I never had it!!? :D
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 02, 2008, 09:01:17 AM
couldnt cast my vote because i DO know what marmite is, so couldnt vote 'what the heck etc'

But I've also never tried it.  Just the thought of it puts me off.

So I sorta DON'T like it, but I never had it!!? :D

oh ffs, there's always one!   ;)

just for you, I've altered the poll, so vote away!
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: StumpyDave on August 02, 2008, 09:50:21 AM
Love marmite.  Especially on toast.  There was something about student nights out that always ended up with getting home and having the munchies.  Marmite on toast all round at 3 in the morning.
Vegemite just doesn't compare (I once saw an Australian spread marmite on his bread the way he'd spread vegemite and then look VERY surprised).
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: Rob on August 02, 2008, 11:16:55 AM
OK Happy now :)  So I voted. :) :)
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: dog20 on August 02, 2008, 11:21:26 AM
marmite sounds like a planet
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: BaldRob on August 02, 2008, 11:56:59 AM
You just got to be Hawaiian to love it, just like SPAM in the can... they love the stuff.


I'm not Hawaiian, but I love spam!!!!  http://www.spam.com/

There is even a Spam festival in Austin, Texas where they have a spam cookoff... MMMMMmmmmmmmmmm!!!  http://www.spamarama.com/
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 02, 2008, 12:03:39 PM
OK Happy now :)  So I voted. :) :)

oh, I was always happy, it was you that weren't  ;)  :D

thank you!
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 02, 2008, 12:04:57 PM
MagmaBabe

Created just for you  O0

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OR

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thanks JB, that was very sweet of you!  :@`
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 02, 2008, 12:05:39 PM
marmite sounds like a planet

then it would be an ultra-cool planet for ultra-cool people  :px
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: JohnMont on August 02, 2008, 04:16:37 PM


And I don't think it's turned political. I just mentioned three events that are likely to occur before I try vegemite / marmite / termite / or mightymite. John just decided to copy my incredible satirical wit (imitation is the sincerest form of flattery). No harm, no foul.
[/quote]

not imitation; God forbid; just contrary-minded dialogue

J
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: JohnMont on August 02, 2008, 04:20:43 PM


oh, and I hasten to add.... it's actually a very effective mosquito repellent. Mosquito's can
apparently detect it before even giving you a nip and hate the stuff too!  :px
[/quote]

Brewers yeast is supposed to have the same effect .

Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 02, 2008, 09:21:12 PM


oh, and I hasten to add.... it's actually a very effective mosquito repellent. Mosquito's can
apparently detect it before even giving you a nip and hate the stuff too!  :px

Brewers yeast is supposed to have the same effect .


[/quote]

 is that spreadable on a cream cracker?
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: dog20 on August 02, 2008, 09:21:58 PM
marmite sounds like a planet

then it would be an ultra-cool planet for ultra-cool people  :px

Nah
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 02, 2008, 09:24:43 PM
marmite sounds like a planet

then it would be an ultra-cool planet for ultra-cool people  :px

Nah

yeah!
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: dog20 on August 02, 2008, 09:25:53 PM
Help me get a girlfriend somebody
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 02, 2008, 09:36:25 PM
there's loads of cool girls on the planet marmite  :px
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: FR8TRAIN on August 02, 2008, 09:37:58 PM
Help me get a girlfriend somebody

Eat Marmite and they will flock to you!!!!
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: dog20 on August 02, 2008, 09:44:31 PM
You're old enough to be my mom Magma
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 02, 2008, 09:48:56 PM
You're old enough to be my mom Magma


and ??!!

is there a point you're trying to make?
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: dog20 on August 02, 2008, 09:51:34 PM
yes, will you be my mom?
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: Razor X on August 02, 2008, 09:51:58 PM
You're old enough to be my mom Magma

Just barely.  And don't be so rude.
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: BowHunter on August 02, 2008, 10:02:43 PM
When i was kid we used spam in the river to catch fish ;D That stuff is not meant for human consumption but the fish love it :o
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: Razor X on August 02, 2008, 10:10:16 PM
Help me get a girlfriend somebody

Don't you think that's something you need to do yourself?  What do you expect us to do, take up a collection and buy you one?  I suppose we could, but it wouldn't be legal.   >:D
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 02, 2008, 10:12:56 PM
Help me get a girlfriend somebody

Don't you think that's something you need to do yourself?  What do you expect us to do, take up a collection and buy you one?  I suppose we could, but it wouldn't be legal.   >:D

lmao
well I aint givin ya no money!! sod the legal thing, I'm saving up for the next convention!  ;)
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 02, 2008, 10:13:38 PM
yes, will you be my mom?

no
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: Razor X on August 02, 2008, 10:15:40 PM
yes, will you be my mom?

no

I'm curious to know exactly what would be in it for Magma if she agreed to such a deal.    ???
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 02, 2008, 10:19:02 PM
yes, will you be my mom?

no

I'm curious to know exactly what would be in it for Magma if she agreed to such a deal.    ???

I'm not!! lol
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: Bolohead on August 03, 2008, 12:39:14 AM
yes, will you be my mom?

With that Avatar of yours, here you go

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Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: StumpyDave on August 03, 2008, 10:43:05 AM
I'm not spreading marmite on my cream-crackers for anyone!
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: Mikekoz13 on August 04, 2008, 10:41:06 AM
Marmite?

Is that like Australia's Vegemite?

NO!!
Australia's vegemite is like marmite.

but it's nicer.  :px

have ya tried it?!!
Yeah, I'll sneak it in to the theater when I go see Mama Mia.
That'll be about the same time Hell freezes over, pigs fly, and I vote democrat!



Ding! Ding! Ding!!!! SCHRO and i must have been separated at birth!!!! (Except for that whole Jimmy Buffett thing....)]]
Title: Re: Marmite...
Post by: J Digory on August 11, 2008, 01:42:35 AM
I have some New Zealand friends who had me try some Marmite. I got quite accustomed to the taste, then went and bought some for myself, but it's not the same.