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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Jer on July 31, 2008, 02:47:55 PM

Title: More to offend...
Post by: Jer on July 31, 2008, 02:47:55 PM
This was sent to me at work the other day...   :*)) :*))

A Suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got one minute to get out!'
The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you $%*&!'
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Why are women like clouds? eventually they f%$k off and its a really nice day
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Whats the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.
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A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'can I please have a KitKat Chunky?'
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat b*$@h.'
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My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big f%$king red mark on her forehead.
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I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
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Two men are in a pub. One says to his mate 'My mother-in-law is an angel'. His dude replies 'You're so f%$king lucky. Mine is still alive...'
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; 'F%$k off, you won't bring it back.'
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2 Men in a pub and one is riding a Bucking Bronco Machine. He lasts over 10 minutes.
'Crikey mate, that was impressive!'
'I get lots of practice' Replied the other guy. 'My Wifes epileptic'
Title: Re: More to offend...
Post by: MagmaBabe on July 31, 2008, 02:57:11 PM
they are awesome!!!
especially love

Why are women like clouds? eventually they f%$k off and its a really nice day


A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'can I please have a KitKat Chunky?'
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat b*$@h.


thanks Jer!!  O0
Title: Re: More to offend...
Post by: Marz on July 31, 2008, 03:36:57 PM
 O0
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Post by: Timmay on July 31, 2008, 09:44:21 PM
good ones Jer
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Post by: warhawk on July 31, 2008, 10:03:32 PM
HILARIOUS :*)) :*)) :*))

WARHAWK :*))
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Post by: Paul on August 01, 2008, 07:17:27 AM
There was some good stuff there, Jer. :*)) :*))
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Post by: wpruitt on August 01, 2008, 07:15:36 PM
LMAO ... Good ones, Jer
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Post by: Bolohead on August 02, 2008, 09:40:14 AM
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi156.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ft33%2FJB59901%2FSMILEYS-1-1.gif&hash=64fee9bedeca6c3bd3b07379bd5e0b3fd47fbd04)
Title: Re: More to offend...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 02, 2008, 12:07:38 PM
ya shoulda heard the one's he didn't post!!  ;)
Title: Re: More to offend...
Post by: Jer on August 02, 2008, 12:22:29 PM
Yeah, and you should see a lot of stuff I get sent at work that really is too over the top to post here...  :*))
Title: Re: More to offend...
Post by: GASlick on August 06, 2008, 10:09:47 PM
......and then the fight started. ;D
Title: Re: More to offend...
Post by: Jer on August 07, 2008, 06:47:34 AM
GA, I love that new Display pic...  have you ever actually been to 'the Beer Store' here in Ontario though?