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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Entertainment/Events/Music/Movies => Topic started by: PBurke on January 14, 2007, 04:05:25 PM
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Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:
PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an eas y target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!
THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid .
Wine: (does not include White Zinfandel)
He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated
image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay
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Good find there Paul!
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Good one Paul
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What are you drinking in that picture Paul?
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What are you drinking in that picture Paul?
I'm not sure, but it looks like he's drinking white zinfandel... ;D :P ;D
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What are you drinking in that picture Paul?
I believe Paul did cop to the fact that THAT particular glass is the last of a rum & coke. But he went on to consume several pints of Guinness (imported beer) with Coors Light chasers (domestic beer). He had already had 2 shots of whiskey, 3 shots of tequila, went on to polish off an entire bottle of White Zinfandel.
However, despite the White Zinfandel I know Paul to have an absolutely unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality.
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Or that could be that company party where he took it easy and what he is holding is just a coke ;)
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What are you drinking in that picture Paul?
I'm not sure, but it looks like he's drinking white zinfandel... ;D :P ;D
Hey Rob...we must have both been jumping (or should I say POUNCING) on that post at the same time in answer to Bladagan's question.
Sorry, Paul...I'm starting to catch that "pick on Paul" thing.
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Well normally it would be crown & seven. or beer. but you are right robmeister. it was only coke that night. i think bald rob is the one that drinks fruity drinks.
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Man I love Crown ;D
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Man I love Crown ;D
Quality stuff, for sure.