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Various Non-Bald Discussions => General Discussion => Topic started by: MagmaBabe on July 19, 2008, 05:22:25 PM
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So my kids have gone on hols with their Dad and I've been acting (possibly stupidly but who cares! ;)) trampolining while under the influence.. which leads me to my next question...
what's the craziest thing you've ever done while sozzled??
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I was once NAKED in a jacuzzi with a chick. We put bubble bath in the thing for a REAL party.
Anyway, ordered pizza and when the pizza guy came to the front gate, we went to pick it up, covered only in bubbles :*))
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LMAO
oh, that is a good one!! I want to do that!! ;)
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I went skiing, but I had too many for me to realize that I should stick to the bunny hill. That didn't end well.
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I went skiing, but I had too many for me to realize that I should stick to the bunny hill. That didn't end well.
lol... lemme guess.... you ended up breaking/dislocating something?!! ;)
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LMAO
oh, that is a good one!! I want to do that!! ;)
I want to be the deliveryman. >:D
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I have done many many crazy and dumb things while drunk. I think one of the worst ones was when we were camping and I stumbled into the woods to go to the bathroom and ended up falling asleep right there in the middle of the woods.
I have also tried riding a horse while drunk which wasnt too fun, I ended up falling off a few minutes after I got on.
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Well..too many to count...but let me be the one to give this public service announcement...Please don't drink and drive...I got a DUI in 2006 and it is very expensive..more importantly than that I was very fortunate to not have killed anyone. There has been a rash of alcohol related driving deaths in our area over the last couple of years. Like most people I told myself the big lie for years "that will never happen to me". The reality is it is not a matter of IF it will happen..just a matter of when. Unfortuanatley alot of people might not be as blessed as I was to not loose my life or kill someone. I later came to realize that drinking and driving is one of the most selfish acts someone can commit.
So if you do drink...its ok..I still do but take the appropriate measures and have a designated driver or just stay home.
By the way..one other thought...and maybe this will deter some of you from drinking and driving...when I make my last SR22 payment in 2009 (special insurance we have to have in South Carolina for DUI) one night of "free drinks at a business meeting" will have cost me over $13,000.00 between lawyer fees, fines, bail, licensing and insurance. Do YOU have $13,000.00 to throw away?
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I went skiing, but I had too many for me to realize that I should stick to the bunny hill. That didn't end well.
lol... lemme guess.... you ended up breaking/dislocating something?!! ;)
Wow, you are good, I broke my nose
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Well..too many to count...but let me be the one to give this public service announcement...Please don't drink and drive...I got a DUI in 2006 and it is very expensive..more importantly than that I was very fortunate to not have killed anyone. There has been a rash of alcohol related driving deaths in our area over the last couple of years. Like most people I told myself the big lie for years "that will never happen to me". The reality is it is not a matter of IF it will happen..just a matter of when. Unfortuanatley alot of people might not be as blessed as I was to not loose my life or kill someone. I later came to realize that drinking and driving is one of the most selfish acts someone can commit.
So if you do drink...its ok..I still do but take the appropriate measures and have a designated driver or just stay home.
By the way..one other thought...and maybe this will deter some of you from drinking and driving...when I make my last SR22 payment in 2009 (special insurance we have to have in South Carolina for DUI) one night of "free drinks at a business meeting" will have cost me over $13,000.00 between lawyer fees, fines, bail, licensing and insurance. Do YOU have $13,000.00 to throw away?
nice public service announcement....really O0
Ya wonder how some of these knuckleheads get 3, 4 and 5 DUIs :/O
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I went skiing, but I had too many for me to realize that I should stick to the bunny hill. That didn't end well.
lol... lemme guess.... you ended up breaking/dislocating something?!! ;)
Wow, you are good, I broke my nose
Yeah, she must be psychic or something ... ;)
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Hey Robmeister..Thanks man...I know what you mean. I asked myself that same question initially but then after going through our state mandated classes I realized alcoholism is the main culprit. People have to want to change and become responsible for their actions. The words "I can handle it" is the biggest lie anyone will ever tell themself about alcohol. For me a two drink minimum is the key, even at home. If I am out somewhere, dinner etc., I will not get behind the wheel even with one drink in me. I usually abstain or my wife drives.
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I don't remember...
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Oh goodness, where to start!
The most recent we were on a camping trip, just the guys. We had 120 cans of beer for 3 guys and 2 nights. I know, I know. Anyway, we were in a GA State Park so it's not like we were boondocking or anything. After dark we started "answering the call" on the edge of the campsite instead of going in the rv or the bath house. (50 yards away)
Started playing truth or dare. Would up taking turns streaking up and down the road that runs through the campground. Was fun actually. Didn't get caught by the ranger or the camp host. So I guess that ended up OK.
We do NOT drive after drinking, but we do streak! lol
Another time I went swimming. I don't recommend it. Being underwater can be disorientating enough sober.
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We do NOT drive after drinking, but we do streak! lol
Another time I went swimming. I don't recommend it. Being underwater can be disorientating enough sober.
Good man...wise choices!!
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One of the few I remember from those days was puking in the window of a Sarasota Co. sherriff's car
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One of the few I remember from those days was puking in the window of a Sarasota Co. sherriff's car
Not recommended! :*))
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Would up taking turns streaking up and down the road that runs through the campground. Was fun actually. Didn't get caught by the ranger or the camp host. So I guess that ended up OK.
We do NOT drive after drinking, but we do streak! lol
Johnny Carson had a great quote for that !!
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i will get back to this one next week. >:D >:D >:D
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Would up taking turns streaking up and down the road that runs through the campground. Was fun actually. Didn't get caught by the ranger or the camp host. So I guess that ended up OK.
We do NOT drive after drinking, but we do streak! lol
Johnny Carson had a great quote for that !!
really?
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Yeah - when the dude streaked across his show, he quipped, "Now there goes a man not afraid to show his shortcomings"!
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Oh yeah, I remember that. Didn't a guy streak the Oscars one time. Wasn't Elizabeth Taylor presenting or something? She his shortcomings as well.
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Prolly the most dumbiest thing I have done is a couple of buddies of mine were suppose to camp out in one them's back yard. I was only 19 or 20 still livign at home and we sit down there in his back yard drinking up. We decided it would be fun to go out for a leisurely stroll thru town. Mind you ..it was like 1 am. Well we get to the other end of town and walk past the city swimming pool. We all three just looked at each other and I said NO WAY...nadda...I aint doing it. The other two were like...You got to be kidding...its the perfect opportunity. I said but I have on jeans. So take em off. So here we stand on a public sidewalk...lights shinning all around...we strip naked...climb the chain link fence...and jump in the pool. OK everythign seemed cool, no one around we just having a good ol time swimming...we all look at the high dive. Me being the dumb ass drunk ....first one to climb to the top. And I jump. We all had our turns. Just when I was about to go up again..I was half way...they holler at me...TIm no dont move. COPS! So here I stand...on the ladder about 15 feet in the air....all of my goodies hanging there..lol..drunk and scared shitless. Instead of standing there on the ladder i rush to the top and I lay flat on the diving board. I mean hell they can see me up here if im laying flat...they wont look up here. SPot light shines around...under the diving boards and etc. I can see my buddies under the water trying to stay under. Finally the cops left. We decide to jump ship and get the hell out of there. So at this time its around 2 am and we are walking home and who do we happen to see driving by....MY MOM! Im like what the hell is she doing out at 2 am..never mind that...what am i doing out at 2 am ...lol. We get home and my mom is up waiting. SHe had went down to my friends house..( who only lived 5 houses down) and noticed we werent there and she seen beer cans. So she was out on the prowl. THe next day my dad reads in the newspaper...a lady on NE 6th street reported seeing naked men swimming in the swimming pool. Officers checked the area and only thing they spotted were ducks. LOL.......
Timmay
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That is really funny Timm.
Great story
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I jumped off Hampton Court bridge with a few friends.
It seemed to take quite a long time to hit the water, and even longer to get back to the air. The current is quite strong as well so I was some way downstream when I reached the bank, which was also very steep and slippery and a lot harder to climb than I'd imagined. The slow squelch back to the road was unpleasant and the temperature appeared to have dropped quite considerably. By the time we'd got back to my mates house 2 miles away I was cold and very sober.
Not to be recommended.
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Too numerous to mention.....
Although, I can proudly say that I'm a happy drunk.
Too many times I've seen guys get "keg muscles" or become belligerent.
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we strip naked...climb the chain link fence...
Boy you guys were lacking judgment....how'd ya navigate the TOP of the fence? YIKES!!!
If I was gonna climb a chainlink fence, I'd keep my jeans on, man....
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we strip naked...climb the chain link fence...
Boy you guys were lacking judgment....how'd ya navigate the TOP of the fence? YIKES!!!
If I was gonna climb a chainlink fence, I'd keep my jeans on, man....
I never said we didnt get injured.
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well... let's see....
Dove off waterfalls, cliffs and rocks into rivers and lakes.
Dove off the roof of my house into the pool (10 ft roof, 6ft pool).
Jumped from my friends roof onto a trampoline.
Climbed up huge trees during wind storms to "feel the storm".
Rode dirtbikes, skateboards, Go-Peds, Go-Karts, snowboards.
It was almost like every time my buddies and I were drinking we would find some sort of mischief to get into. We are older and more responsible now though, its been weeks since we have participated in such irresponsible acts.
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well... let's see....
Dove off waterfalls, cliffs and rocks into rivers and lakes.
Dove off the roof of my house into the pool (10 ft roof, 6ft pool).
Jumped from my friends roof onto a trampoline.
Climbed up huge trees during wind storms to "feel the storm".
Rode dirtbikes, skateboards, Go-Peds, Go-Karts, snowboards.
It was almost like every time my buddies and I were drinking we would find some sort of mischief to get into. We are older and more responsible now though, its been weeks since we have participated in such irresponsible acts.
I wasn't drunk when I did that stuff
And if you haven't done it, you've gotta try climbing the trees in a storm
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I went skiing, but I had too many for me to realize that I should stick to the bunny hill. That didn't end well.
lol... lemme guess.... you ended up breaking/dislocating something?!! ;)
Wow, you are good, I broke my nose
Yeah, she must be psychic or something ... ;)
haha, I got skillz Razor, I got skillz ;D :D
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haha, I got skillz Razor, I got skillz ;D :D
I bet you do. ^-^