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Discussions About Being Bald => General Discussion => Topic started by: Noner on January 12, 2007, 05:26:59 PM

Title: Too rough of a head rub
Post by: Noner on January 12, 2007, 05:26:59 PM: This has nothing to too with who's doing the rubbing, but I really hate it when people rub your head so hard that it vibrates in your skull. It's not a bowling ball!

Also, what do you say to someone who rubs really hard to let them know that it wasn't cool?

The best one I could think of was "Thanks but the genie comes out below"
Title: Re: Too rough of a head rub
Post by: PigPen on January 12, 2007, 05:51:45 PM: :D ;D :o ::) ;)
Title: Re: Too rough of a head rub
Post by: Robmeister on January 12, 2007, 06:08:25 PM: Good one, Noner....that's hard to beat as far as a humorous answer.

How'bout beckoning the perp with the index finger "come here" gesture and then into his ear--using a low throaty half-whisper say, "Don't ever touch my head again...do you understand me."
Title: Re: Too rough of a head rub
Post by: PBurke on January 13, 2007, 08:45:11 AM: Quote from: Robmeister on January 12, 2007, 06:08:25 PM
Good one, Noner....that's hard to beat as far as a humorous answer.

How'bout beckoning the perp with the index finger "come here" gesture and then into his ear--using a low throaty half-whisper say, "Don't ever touch my head again...do you understand me."

i have actually done something similar to that. it works
Title: Re: Too rough of a head rub
Post by: Robmeister on January 13, 2007, 08:48:30 AM: Quote from: pburke on January 13, 2007, 08:45:11 AM
Quote from: Robmeister on January 12, 2007, 06:08:25 PM
Good one, Noner....that's hard to beat as far as a humorous answer.

How'bout beckoning the perp with the index finger "come here" gesture and then into his ear--using a low throaty half-whisper say, "Don't ever touch my head again...do you understand me."

i have actually done something similar to that. it works

Cool.....

yer like Clint Eastwood to me, man. 8)
Title: Re: Too rough of a head rub
Post by: spaceape48 on February 07, 2007, 06:49:47 PM: Quote from: pburke on January 13, 2007, 08:45:11 AM
Quote from: Robmeister on January 12, 2007, 06:08:25 PM
Good one, Noner....that's hard to beat as far as a humorous answer.

How'bout beckoning the perp with the index finger "come here" gesture and then into his ear--using a low throaty half-whisper say, "Don't ever touch my head again...do you understand me."

i have actually done something similar to that. it works

Did you follow it up with breaking a bear bottle over the bar? That one always seems to get a good reaction :x!
Title: Re: Too rough of a head rub
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 08, 2007, 03:48:17 AM: I'd rub theirs back, twice as hard!! :)
Title: Re: Too rough of a head rub
Post by: Shiny on February 08, 2007, 05:37:54 AM: Quote from: MagmaBabe on February 08, 2007, 03:48:17 AM
I'd rub theirs back, twice as hard!! :)
With knuckles
Title: Re: Too rough of a head rub
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 08, 2007, 05:41:16 AM: Quote from: Shiny on February 08, 2007, 05:37:54 AM
Quote from: MagmaBabe on February 08, 2007, 03:48:17 AM
I'd rub theirs back, twice as hard!! :)
With knuckles

isn't that called a "noogie" or summit?!! ???
Title: Re: Too rough of a head rub
Post by: Shiny on February 08, 2007, 05:53:30 PM: Wow noogies transcend borders AND oceans. :*)) I'd actually forgotten the word noogie. I am getting old aren't I?