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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: bmwgsa on January 12, 2007, 11:11:09 AM

Title: This is an SBG Alert!!!!!!!
Post by: bmwgsa on January 12, 2007, 11:11:09 AM: A "heads up" for you and any of your guy friends who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts putting her hands all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

Again - please beware!!
Title: Re: This is an SBG Alert!!!!!!!
Post by: Tyler on January 12, 2007, 11:21:38 AM: Thanks for the alert! I'm now on my way to Home Depot.
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Post by: MC HammerHead on January 12, 2007, 11:48:55 AM: And to think I have been going to Lowes Home Improvement Warehouse all this time instead!!!!
Title: Re: This is an SBG Alert!!!!!!!
Post by: Johnny on January 12, 2007, 01:09:42 PM: You don't see a lot of bikinis in single digit weather like we are having, but I will certainly keep my eyes open and aware of my surroundings.
Title: Re: This is an SBG Alert!!!!!!!
Post by: BaldRob on January 12, 2007, 01:11:55 PM: Quote from: Johnny on January 12, 2007, 01:09:42 PM
You don't see a lot of bikinis in single digit weather like we are having, but I will certainly keep my eyes open and aware of my surroundings.

They're using fur bikinis here... :o ;D
Title: Re: This is an SBG Alert!!!!!!!
Post by: PBurke on January 12, 2007, 03:49:56 PM: good thing i don't keep money in my wallet. but i am going to home depot soon.
Title: Re: This is an SBG Alert!!!!!!!
Post by: Noner on January 12, 2007, 04:15:35 PM: I just bought 275 wallets bulk! 8)
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Post by: schro on January 12, 2007, 04:17:39 PM: That should get you through the weekend, Noner !
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Post by: wpruitt on January 12, 2007, 05:21:16 PM: Heading out to HD right now
Title: Re: This is an SBG Alert!!!!!!!
Post by: Noner on January 12, 2007, 05:22:46 PM: Quote from: schro on January 12, 2007, 04:17:39 PM
That should get you through the weekend, Noner !

Let's see, 1 wallet every 5 minutes = 12 wallets an hour.

Damn, I will run out after 23 and a half hours.

TO THE WHOLESALER WE GO!
Title: Re: This is an SBG Alert!!!!!!!
Post by: aarrggh on September 21, 2009, 04:47:51 PM: Well -, Since first reading this post almost 2 years ago i have now decided too no longer have Home Depot as a stopping place at the end of each workday......That Alerts just not panning out for me....
All wallets dropped off at Goodwill ASAP........ >:(
Title: Re: This is an SBG Alert!!!!!!!
Post by: Larry on September 22, 2009, 12:49:53 PM: I wonder if they'll accept a money clip holding a wad of monopoly money instead. They're cheaper than wallets. Did this really happen?