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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: MagmaBabe on July 13, 2008, 05:52:35 AM

Title: Size does matter...
Post by: MagmaBabe on July 13, 2008, 05:52:35 AM
Two dwarves go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get a stiffy. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUUUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get a hard on."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?!!" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!!!"
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Post by: Timmay on July 13, 2008, 07:24:11 AM
LOL....thats hilarious.  LOL  I had no idea where that one was going....
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Post by: OneOfTheFew on July 13, 2008, 08:24:40 AM
Thats Great
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Post by: FR8TRAIN on July 13, 2008, 09:42:57 AM
Nice MB!! O0 :*)) :*))
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Post by: tomgallagher on July 13, 2008, 03:30:42 PM
Leave it to Magma..... :*))
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Post by: Sgt. Pate on July 13, 2008, 06:17:05 PM
MAGMA!  Go to your room!  :*))

(That was TOO funny!)
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Post by: TheTrucker on July 13, 2008, 06:43:43 PM
LMAO
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Post by: Bolohead on July 29, 2008, 06:39:10 AM
Nowthatwasfunny  :*))