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New Member Section => Introductions => Topic started by: Bornbald on July 12, 2008, 05:09:52 PM

Title: Hi...I was born bald....Im bald again.
Post by: Bornbald on July 12, 2008, 05:09:52 PM: Hi. :)
I was born bald...
I had no hair ...anywhere..

Around 1972 , Hair became very important to me.
I had hair down to my butt , and beard and moustach...I was cool and got chics.

Shortly after that (around 1980) I was blessed with male pattern baldness , and experimented with disco hairstyles...(Flock of seagulls hairdo..but with a baldspot ..)

Around 1991 I was approached by a "Hair replacement" salesgirl in a mall..
I became a Model for hair replacements...They took before and after pics and put me in their brochures...I was famous!!!...kinda....
I never felt right wearing this thing on my head....but my wife loved it and all seemed well.

1994.....I hate this HairHat!!! Im getting Hair implants!!
15 minutes into the Implant procedure ...I ChickenOut....(I got 50 needles of local painkillers in my head ..and suddenly a moment of clarity...)
Im out of there..........

From that day till 3 weeks ago I wore hats......

Im a Bald Man Scru You!!!!

and

I Shave My Head ......
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Post by: Bornbald on July 12, 2008, 05:52:20 PM: Im Bald Dammitt!!!
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Post by: MagmaBabe on July 12, 2008, 05:52:59 PM: Hi Bornbald, welcome to the community :)
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Post by: Bornbald on July 12, 2008, 05:56:16 PM: Thanx :)

I was starting to think shaving my head was a bad idea.............. ;)
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Post by: DJ_Bald on July 12, 2008, 06:30:49 PM: Welcome. Let it shine bro !
This is a good goup of guys here....(and a very nice young lady you seem to have already met ;) )
I am sure you will wear the sly look well...I love it more every day !
Post some pics when you get some.
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Post by: buuckkweet on July 12, 2008, 06:40:33 PM: Welcome, Bornbald!

You definitely came to the right place! This is the BEST place on the internet to hang out with the Slyest of folks!! O0
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Post by: Shadrach on July 12, 2008, 06:55:26 PM: Born Bald if I could transfer all my thick head of hair to you I would Bro but since I can't go SLY. I do even with all the hair I could have!
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Post by: SLYinKC on July 12, 2008, 07:41:14 PM: Welcome, Glad you found us and decided to join in. Stick around. We have a great group here that will give you alot of encouragement and support.

Welcome.
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Post by: Sgt. Pate on July 12, 2008, 07:52:15 PM: Welcome aboard Bornbald... what a coincidence, I was born bald too! :*))

The circle is now complete. ;D
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Post by: FR8TRAIN on July 12, 2008, 09:04:31 PM: Brother welcome to the family. That's really some introduction. I was born bald myself. How about that?

A lot of good information and support here. 8) O:O

Keep is slick, SLY and smooth. Beacuse I will tell you that bald men are the double oh in SMOOTH!!!!! O0
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Post by: Timmay on July 12, 2008, 09:14:28 PM: I wasnt born bald...i had a thick head of hair on my noggin. But no more I shave it all off and say adios...
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Post by: Michael on July 12, 2008, 10:08:25 PM: Hey Bornbald! I was bald for the first two years of my life, no jest! Maybe that's why I feel more complete being sly than having a full head of baby fine hair. My earliest images of myself were that of a round slyster. I came from my Maker bald, and intend to go back to Him in like fashion! ;)
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Post by: J Digory on July 12, 2008, 11:58:22 PM: You know...this thread got me thinking: I feel sorry for the poor soul that has to shave a dead guy's head for a funeral. But mine better be shaved!
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Post by: Timmay on July 13, 2008, 07:28:57 AM: J Digory...watch it there bro.... I work in a funeral home. I have done it several times.
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Post by: RodgerDodger on July 13, 2008, 10:10:29 AM: If ever there was an intro tailor made for pics, it would be this one.

Quote from: Bornbald on July 12, 2008, 05:09:52 PM
Hi. :)
I was born bald...
I had no hair ...anywhere..
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbp2.blogger.com%2F_RmFAYuiY8nA%2FSDD_6sMODfI%2FAAAAAAAACYU%2FSKWY9mUmzfc%2Fs400%2FIMG_5435_b%2526w_lr2.jpg&hash=62a5cb247d5c563bf715b4d1a0ce4711657279fb)

Around 1972 , Hair became very important to me.
I had hair down to my butt , and beard and moustach...I was cool and got chics.
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.georgecannonphotography.com%2Fblogimages%2Fbeardedhippie.jpg&hash=e33502599bb5b049716ed442fe01093febae98f2)

Shortly after that (around 1980) I was blessed with male pattern baldness , and experimented with disco hairstyles...(Flock of seagulls hairdo..but with a baldspot ..)
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftbn0.google.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AfD4Z70HZnzK6OM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fimages.buycostumes.com%2Fmgen%2Fmerchandiser%2F19264.jpg&hash=c2f2753ceaa2539a86fb736c3aa63b26e11df238)

Around 1991 I was approached by a "Hair replacement" salesgirl in a mall..
I became a Model for hair replacements...They took before and after pics and put me in their brochures...I was famous!!!...kinda....
I never felt right wearing this thing on my head....but my wife loved it and all seemed well.
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hockeytaunts.com%2Fimages%2FHair%2520Club%2520for%2520Men.jpg&hash=56d98aa836a1ecfd38224f9c143cd294907248a3)

1994.....I hate this HairHat!!! Im getting Hair implants!!
15 minutes into the Implant procedure ...I ChickenOut....(I got 50 needles of local painkillers in my head ..and suddenly a moment of clarity...)
Im out of there..........From that day till 3 weeks ago I wore hats......
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.comstock.com%2FImagewarehouse%2FIT%2FSITECS%2FNLWMCompingVersions%2FCD033%2FITF033083.jpg&hash=d1fd3531e6435109b6adaaf2a721be28a3a98727)

Im a Bald Man Scru You!!!!
and I Shave My Head ......

Where's the new bald you? ? ? ? ?
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Post by: Bornbald on July 13, 2008, 11:52:42 AM: RodgerDodger.....
That was Awesome!!! :*)) :*))

The story of my life condensed...into 5 pictures. :*))
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Post by: J Digory on July 13, 2008, 03:22:21 PM: Quote from: TimmJ on July 13, 2008, 07:28:57 AM
J Digory...watch it there bro.... I work in a funeral home. I have done it several times.
Well, no offense intended, man. Just something I never thought about before, and it seemed not fun at all. Still doesn't sound like a blast. But hey, I bet it pays the bills well.
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Post by: Tyro on July 13, 2008, 04:04:46 PM: Quote from: J Digory on July 13, 2008, 03:22:21 PM
Quote from: TimmJ on July 13, 2008, 07:28:57 AM
J Digory...watch it there bro.... I work in a funeral home. I have done it several times.
Well, no offense intended, man. Just something I never thought about before, and it seemed not fun at all. Still doesn't sound like a blast. But hey, I bet it pays the bills well.
Don't mess with my friend TimmJ. That's not how he pays his bills.
He just moonlights at the parlor.
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Post by: wpruitt on July 13, 2008, 04:26:43 PM: Welcome Bornbald
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Post by: Bornbald on July 13, 2008, 04:43:49 PM: Thanx :)
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Post by: TheTrucker on July 13, 2008, 04:57:12 PM: Sorry I missed this one, Welcome bro!

Funny about the hair thing, I had really long hair at one time too. Now there's no way I could stand it.
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Post by: jumissa.fi on July 13, 2008, 06:48:05 PM: welcome to the best community in the internet O0
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Post by: BALDANDRE on July 14, 2008, 04:05:09 PM: Welcome bro!

Never question shaving it smooth..

looks great on you! O0
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Post by: xnewyawka on July 21, 2008, 02:00:08 AM: Hey Bornbald, welcome to the SBG site, sorry I'm late.
I was a long hair back when myself, but I don't think I would like it that way nowadays.
Not in the style it was then anyway, lol.

Good to have you join us, and it's great to be smooth, isn't it? O0
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Post by: Scott on July 25, 2008, 01:23:38 AM: BB, welcome to SBG!