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Various Non-Bald Discussions => General Discussion => Topic started by: Marz on July 10, 2008, 05:13:12 PM

Title: O.K, pure fantasy but....
Post by: Marz on July 10, 2008, 05:13:12 PM
Have you ever wished you could pull off a big ol hiest?

i am not into stealing or anything but the thought of a huge bank job or something seems so cool in a strange fantasy way.

I dunno, I was in the dentist chair for 3 hours yesterday and I watched Oceans 11... that got me thinking.. damn being a thief of that caliber (stealing from the grossly rich) seems pretty sweet.

And I love a good challenge.


Have you guys ever wanted to be an outlaw of some sort... secretly? Robin Hood style.
Title: Re: O.K, pure fantasy but....
Post by: DanDan on July 10, 2008, 07:18:15 PM
I've thought about it some. But I'd feel guilty about it every time I spent a dime.  :/O
Title: Re: O.K, pure fantasy but....
Post by: Timmay on July 10, 2008, 08:00:47 PM
Hell I steal all the time.  It was a born natural.  I steal everybodies HEARTS!

But the fantasy thing...well I think we have all set and daydreamed it a time or two.  Like I always say though.... I would be the one to get caught.
Title: Re: O.K, pure fantasy but....
Post by: J Digory on July 11, 2008, 03:06:41 AM
There was a twilight zone where a guy had the ability suddenly to read thoughts. At first he was overwhelmed, but he quickly learned how to figure out who's thoughts were who's. Problem is, many people have thoughts they never acted on, and he can't distinguish a man's fantasy of robbing the bank they work at from real plans.
Why did I share this? It's 5am and I can't sleep, and it made me think of it. Welcome to the weird world of Digory.
Title: Re: O.K, pure fantasy but....
Post by: MagmaBabe on July 11, 2008, 03:32:18 AM
When I was younger I always wanted to be one of those 'Guardian Angels' (I think that's what they're called) hanging around the subways of New York..looking out for trouble...I thought they were so kewl!  :/O

personally speaking.. I'd love to be a vigilante crime fighter, a bit like
a secret super-hero, catching people committing a crime and then smacking ten bells out of 'em!
That would be total job satisfaction!  :D

I wouldn't want to steal anything though, I reckon karma would
come back and bite me on the bum!
Title: Re: O.K, pure fantasy but....
Post by: StumpyDave on July 11, 2008, 05:18:21 AM
Something like "Inside Man"

It would be fantastic to have the almost unlimited wealth gained through such a heist.  Unfortunately I have absolutely no idea of how you'd even start such a job.  I'll just keep hoping for my numbers to come up.
Title: Re: O.K, pure fantasy but....
Post by: Marz on July 11, 2008, 10:23:29 AM
When I was younger I always wanted to be one of those 'Guardian Angels' (I think that's what they're called) hanging around the subways of New York..looking out for trouble...I thought they were so kewl!  :/O

personally speaking.. I'd love to be a vigilante crime fighter, a bit like
a secret super-hero, catching people committing a crime and then smacking ten bells out of 'em!
That would be total job satisfaction!  :D

I wouldn't want to steal anything though, I reckon karma would
come back and bite me on the bum!

Oh man the Gardian Angels were sooo cool when I was a kid, I am right there with ya Magma...

Berets, kung-fu fighting skills,  the whole militant mercenary crime fighting militia thing stoked me out.

As far as the stealing, it would have to be from like Enron or some big oil company etc. to be distributed to the less fortunate. I couldn't steal anything from real people ya know.
Title: Re: O.K, pure fantasy but....
Post by: MagmaBabe on July 11, 2008, 11:15:49 AM
When I was younger I always wanted to be one of those 'Guardian Angels' (I think that's what they're called) hanging around the subways of New York..looking out for trouble...I thought they were so kewl!  :/O

personally speaking.. I'd love to be a vigilante crime fighter, a bit like
a secret super-hero, catching people committing a crime and then smacking ten bells out of 'em!
That would be total job satisfaction!  :D

I wouldn't want to steal anything though, I reckon karma would
come back and bite me on the bum!

Oh man the Gardian Angels were sooo cool when I was a kid, I am right there with ya Magma...

Berets, kung-fu fighting skills,  the whole militant mercenary crime fighting militia thing stoked me out.

As far as the stealing, it would have to be from like Enron or some big oil company etc. to be distributed to the less fortunate. I couldn't steal anything from real people ya know.

then I'm in if you come up with a plan  ;)
Title: Re: O.K, pure fantasy but....
Post by: Timmay on July 11, 2008, 11:23:58 AM
Y'all a bunch of THIEFS ...EH!  actually thats spelled Theives isnt it?? 
Title: Re: O.K, pure fantasy but....
Post by: MagmaBabe on July 11, 2008, 11:26:32 AM
Timmay..... whatever!!  :D  ;D
Title: Re: O.K, pure fantasy but....
Post by: Marz on July 11, 2008, 11:32:24 AM
When I was younger I always wanted to be one of those 'Guardian Angels' (I think that's what they're called) hanging around the subways of New York..looking out for trouble...I thought they were so kewl!  :/O

personally speaking.. I'd love to be a vigilante crime fighter, a bit like
a secret super-hero, catching people committing a crime and then smacking ten bells out of 'em!
That would be total job satisfaction!  :D

I wouldn't want to steal anything though, I reckon karma would
come back and bite me on the bum!

Oh man the Gardian Angels were sooo cool when I was a kid, I am right there with ya Magma...

Berets, kung-fu fighting skills,  the whole militant mercenary crime fighting militia thing stoked me out.

As far as the stealing, it would have to be from like Enron or some big oil company etc. to be distributed to the less fortunate. I couldn't steal anything from real people ya know.

then I'm in if you come up with a plan  ;)

*Dashes to the drawing board*
Title: Re: O.K, pure fantasy but....
Post by: tomgallagher on July 11, 2008, 04:23:49 PM
Curtis Sliwa and the gang.
Title: Re: O.K, pure fantasy but....
Post by: RICKYBOBBY74 on July 16, 2008, 10:50:04 PM
i worked with a guy who was going to quit that job and get a pretend job at a bank. within the 3rd month after he had scoped out the bank's procedures we were going to pull off a nice little heist
Title: Re: O.K, pure fantasy but....
Post by: Tyler on July 17, 2008, 02:14:30 AM
i worked with a guy who was going to quit that job and get a pretend job at a bank. within the 3rd month after he had scoped out the bank's procedures we were going to pull off a nice little heist

The problem is that once you get a job with a bank, they get every form of identification possible from you, including every angle of finger print.  That and that they have a camera on you from the time you walk in to the time you leave. 

Then again, we're just talking fantasies...
Title: Re: O.K, pure fantasy but....
Post by: tomgallagher on July 17, 2008, 12:10:31 PM
Federal offense, booo, hissss.
Title: Re: O.K, pure fantasy but....
Post by: Lord of the Rings Junkie on July 21, 2008, 11:19:32 AM
When I was younger I always wanted to be one of those 'Guardian Angels' (I think that's what they're called) hanging around the subways of New York..looking out for trouble...I thought they were so kewl!  :/O

personally speaking.. I'd love to be a vigilante crime fighter, a bit like
a secret super-hero, catching people committing a crime and then smacking ten bells out of 'em!
That would be total job satisfaction!  :D

I wouldn't want to steal anything though, I reckon karma would
come back and bite me on the bum!
MagmaBabe wants to be Batman! Erm, Batgirl.  ;D

Um... Anyone else here ever have fantasies about world domination? If not, neither do I. :D
Title: Re: O.K, pure fantasy but....
Post by: xnewyawka on July 26, 2008, 10:34:39 AM

As far as the stealing, it would have to be from like Enron or some big oil company etc. to be distributed to the less fortunate. I couldn't steal anything from real people ya know.

I'm with ya on this too marz, I dig the whole robin hood idea myself.    ;)