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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Paul on July 08, 2008, 02:07:13 PM

Title: Classified Ads
Post by: Paul on July 08, 2008, 02:07:13 PM

These classifieds actually ran in newspapers - a smile for your day...

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward


NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.


GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

Title: Re: Classified Ads
Post by: Jer on July 08, 2008, 02:12:28 PM

 :*)) O0 :*))

Title: Re: Classified Ads
Post by: Sgt. Pate on July 08, 2008, 02:41:03 PM

Thanks for the grin bro!  ;D

Title: Re: Classified Ads
Post by: tomgallagher on July 08, 2008, 02:56:08 PM

I'll take a pound of those California grown Georgia Peaches Paul.

Title: Re: Classified Ads
Post by: MagmaBabe on July 08, 2008, 05:22:07 PM

 O0 love that last one  ;)

Title: Re: Classified Ads
Post by: buuckkweet on July 08, 2008, 05:29:35 PM

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

I got 1st dibs on the yorkie!!!  Present for my sister in law! >:D