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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: no1birdman on July 05, 2008, 12:39:00 PM

Title: gay
Post by: no1birdman on July 05, 2008, 12:39:00 PM

A lesbian goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest, youngest girl availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers"

Title: Re: gay
Post by: BlackJamesRackham on July 05, 2008, 12:50:53 PM

Is there a punchline?

Title: Re: gay
Post by: MagmaBabe on July 05, 2008, 01:19:28 PM

lol, I'm glad someone stepped in before I did  :D

I dont get it either.. I kinda thought the lickers and the minors are round the wrong way..
yet still it wouldn't make sense!  :/O

Title: Re: gay
Post by: KollegeKreed on July 05, 2008, 02:21:59 PM

I cant believe Im going to explain this point for point, but, here we go.

The usual term is, we cant sell Liquour to Minors.

Lesbians are somtimes called Lickers because...well, use your imagination.

The lesbian walks into the Brothel and asks for a young girl...IE, under 18.

The guy says "we don't sell Minors to Lickers".

Title: Re: gay
Post by: Timmay on July 05, 2008, 04:01:30 PM

its over their head creed.....dont even try...lol

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Post by: BlackJamesRackham on July 05, 2008, 04:13:09 PM

lol I think magma and I get it now...thanks for the explanations Red and Kreed

Title: Re: gay
Post by: PBurke on July 05, 2008, 05:21:06 PM

maybe some people should just stop trying to tell jokes. cause they ain't funny.

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Post by: TheTrucker on July 05, 2008, 06:37:24 PM

Quote from: KollegeKreed on July 05, 2008, 02:21:59 PM

I cant believe Im going to explain this point for point, but, here we go.

The usual term is, we cant sell Liquour to Minors.

Lesbians are somtimes called Lickers because...well, use your imagination.

The lesbian walks into the Brothel and asks for a young girl...IE, under 18.

The guy says "we don't sell Minors to Lickers".

I'm glad I didn't have to 'splain it, Lucy. It's not the greatest of jokes but basically it's a play on words.

Title: Re: gay
Post by: tomgallagher on July 05, 2008, 07:34:42 PM

Quote from: PBurke on July 05, 2008, 05:21:06 PM

maybe some people should just stop trying to tell jokes. cause they ain't funny.

Ya think.

Title: Re: gay
Post by: J Digory on July 06, 2008, 12:19:14 AM

Ok, so it's not the best joke, but it's not the worse. I could share you the dumbest joke I've ever heard, but it may hurt someone's feelings, so I will be kind and not say it.

Title: Re: gay
Post by: Timmay on July 06, 2008, 08:13:57 AM

OH digory...go ahead...lol.

Title: Re: gay
Post by: J Digory on July 06, 2008, 08:44:52 PM

Alright, but if the guy who told me this joke reads this...I want him to know that he's cool, but the joke wasn't.

Quote

What's brown and smells like dirt?

I looked at him oddly...and said "dirt?"

Quote

A stick! (long pause where I should have been laughing) It's a paradigm shift!

Title: Re: gay
Post by: Timmay on July 06, 2008, 09:32:40 PM

lol...shame on you lol