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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: MagmaBabe on July 05, 2008, 07:00:03 AM

Title: Jesus is watching...
Post by: MagmaBabe on July 05, 2008, 07:00:03 AM
A burglar breaks into a house at night. As he quietly creeps across the floor he suddenly hears a voice, "Jesus is watching you!".

He stops dead still and listens, but he doesn't hear anything.

He shines his flashlight around the room and he doesn't see anyone.

He takes another step. Again he hears "You better be careful, Jesus is watching you!"

Again he stops and remains still. Nothing. He takes another step..

"Oh ho, you're in trouble now. Jesus is watching you!"

He shines his flashlight around the room again. This time in the upper corner of the room he sees a parrot on a perch. The parrot says, "I told you to be careful, Jesus is watching you!"

He goes up to the parrot and shines his light in its face.

"Who are you?", he asks.

"Fishbowl" the parrot replies.

"What fool would name their parrot fishbowl?" he asks the parrot.

"The same fool that named his pitbull  Jesus" the parrot answers.
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Post by: Razor X on July 05, 2008, 07:40:02 AM
 :*))
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Post by: Johnny on July 05, 2008, 08:25:24 AM
I don't care who you are, that's funny. ;D
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Post by: Stu on July 05, 2008, 03:48:18 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Timmay on July 05, 2008, 10:36:06 PM
That aint funny, it happened to me once.  LOL  Kidding...it was funny!
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Post by: buuckkweet on July 05, 2008, 11:03:32 PM
 ;D :*)) ;D
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Post by: jeremya on July 06, 2008, 12:14:40 AM
 ;D
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Post by: J Digory on July 06, 2008, 12:16:09 AM
I chuckled. Nice one.
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Post by: tomgallagher on July 06, 2008, 03:05:02 PM
 :*)) :*))
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Post by: herronm on July 07, 2008, 07:05:41 AM
MB, that is a good one.   :*))
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Post by: jumissa.fi on July 07, 2008, 08:40:09 AM
 :*)) O0