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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: hammerdrill376 on June 30, 2008, 05:34:07 PM

Title: This ones for Jer
Post by: hammerdrill376 on June 30, 2008, 05:34:07 PM
A South Carolina state trooper pulled over an elderly couple for speeding on Interstate 95.

"Sir I need to see your license",  said the trooper.

"What'd he say..what'd he say?" asked the hard of hearing elderly woman.

In a loud voice the elderly man replied, "License..he needs to see my license."

The trooper then said, "Sir..did you know you were speeding?"

"What'd he say...what'd he say?" again asked the elderly woman.

"Speeding...he said I was speeding." the elderly man replied to his wife.

The trooper then took note the couple was from Orlando.

"Orlando huh?" said the trooper. "You know the absolute worst woman I ever had in  bed was from Orlando."

"What'd he say...what'd he say" the elderly woman demanded.

The old man thought for a moment then replied loudly..........

"He says he thinks he knows you from somewhere!!!"
Title: Re: This ones for Jer
Post by: Jer on June 30, 2008, 05:55:51 PM
 :*))  O0  :*))

That's good!  Although it's not any kind of situation that would happen to me...
Title: Re: This ones for Jer
Post by: Timmay on June 30, 2008, 07:05:27 PM
LOL...thats funny no matter how you look at it..lol

damn bout pee'd my pants
Title: Re: This ones for Jer
Post by: Paul on June 30, 2008, 07:45:54 PM
 :*)) :*))
Title: Re: This ones for Jer
Post by: MagmaBabe on July 03, 2008, 07:09:20 AM
 ;D  ;D  O0