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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: hammerdrill376 on June 30, 2008, 05:17:45 PM

Title: Hunting in the South
Post by: hammerdrill376 on June 30, 2008, 05:17:45 PM

A couple of hunters are out in the woods in the deep south when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm and soothing voice, says, "Alright, take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is silence, and then a gun shot is heard.

The hunter comes back on the line. "OK. Now what??"

Title: Re: Hunting in the South
Post by: Timmay on June 30, 2008, 07:10:19 PM

ohhhhh not even gonna comment on that one...lol

Title: Re: Hunting in the South
Post by: hammerdrill376 on June 30, 2008, 07:12:37 PM

lol..hey...I grew up around people who.........think like that..........

As I always say.........Drive faastttter...I hear Banjos playin!!!

Title: Re: Hunting in the South
Post by: FR8TRAIN on June 30, 2008, 07:47:12 PM

Quote from: hammerdrill376 on June 30, 2008, 07:12:37 PM

Drive faastttter...I hear Banjos playin!!!

 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :/O

Title: Re: Hunting in the South
Post by: champ007 on June 30, 2008, 09:18:05 PM

Quote from: fr8train on June 30, 2008, 07:47:12 PM

Quote from: hammerdrill376 on June 30, 2008, 07:12:37 PM

Drive faastttter...I hear Banjos playin!!!

 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :/O

Why is everyone knocking the GA Boys  ???
We are talented artist!!!

Title: Re: Hunting in the South
Post by: Mike on June 30, 2008, 09:28:11 PM

Quote from: hammerdrill376 on June 30, 2008, 07:12:37 PM

Drive faastttter...I hear Banjos playin!!!

 That reminds me of my cousin in KY. I was talkin to him and told him that the thought has crossed my mind about moving to KY. He said whatever I do, if I hear banjos in southeastern KY, drive as far and and fast as I can. That cousin is coming up here this coming weekend to show us how to throw a 4th of July party like real Americans which means I should expect a 30' fire with lots of moonshine, lol.

Title: Re: Hunting in the South
Post by: OzPete on June 30, 2008, 10:09:05 PM

 :*)) :*))

Title: Re: Hunting in the South
Post by: wpruitt on July 01, 2008, 06:31:19 AM

Good one.

Title: Re: Hunting in the South
Post by: GASlick on July 02, 2008, 07:26:47 PM

Now just a damn minute.    lol

I have NEVER played a banjo ;D