Sly Bald Guys Forum
Discussions About Being Bald => General Discussion => Topic started by: FR8TRAIN on June 19, 2008, 10:24:33 PM
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Hello all of my SLY Bro's. My g/f and I just returned from a street festival in a nearby town and I just had to pass on some of the things I saw and encountered.
First I want to let you all know that I ran into several SLY guys at the festival passing on the customary "nice haircut" greeting and knowledge of the SBG forum. Which was all very good.
But I must tell you that there were several (10-12) individuals that really needed to come to the SLY side if for nothing more than society's sake.
There were 4 combovers that I wanted to chop off with a pair of sissors (but I only had my pocket knife and my g/f was afraid that the POPO :popo would cart me off to jail if I succeeded in the deed).
As well, there were several others who, like myself at one time, were desperately trying to hold on to the VERY sparce folicals left on their mellon.
One guy looked so bad that my g/f/ commented to me that "he looks like a wet chicken fresh out of the egg". LMAO :*)) :*))
Sorry guys but I just had to pass this along. It reinforces to me the fact that the SLY side IS the only way to go!!!
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...I reinforces to me the fact that the SLY side IS the only way to go!!!
You're preaching to the choir my friend :)
Since going sly I've been more aware of the bad comb overs as well!! Especially on Law & Order, the old ones. The comb overs are everywhere lol.
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I used to work in the downtown here in Calgary and there were a few combovers we'd see every day that were just terrible. Those poor guys.
What I really loved was the stiff combover that would lift up like a sail in a heavy wind....
This is one of the councilmen on our city's municipal government. A fine example of the the classic denial combover.
http://www.dalehodges.com/contact.htm
He's been re-elected multiple terms. In these days of "image" politics I have no idea how ;D
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I used to work in the downtown here in Calgary and there were a few combovers we'd see every day that were just terrible. Those poor guys.
What I really loved was the stiff combover that would lift up like a sail in a heavy wind....
This is one of the councilmen on our city's municipal government. A fine example of the the classic denial combover.
http://www.dalehodges.com/contact.htm
He's been re-elected multiple terms. In these days of "image" politics I have no idea how ;D
Oh that's just beautiful! $c#m Starts just above the ear and lands all the way over on the otherside. Does he use two sided tape to keep it in place? :*))
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Political commentator Pat Buchannan :/O, and they put him on television w/o any warning that the following scene may contain, etc. etc. There ought to be a law!
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dear fr8train: u should bring your scissors from now on wherever u go.
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This, however my friends, is the ultimate combover.
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftvmedia.ign.com%2Ftv%2Fimage%2Farticle%2F761%2F761527%2Fsuperbowl-xli-sierramist-combover_1170716048.jpg&hash=3aa91e365cc8428aba637afca1d5b23d0a4ff690)
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I used to work with a guy on the PD who had a wicked combover. It started abve the ear on one side and I always thought of it like flopping a spoonful of wet spagetti over the top of his head. One year, when he was in juvey, he arranged to take all his vacation weeks (6) in one group. Made up a storyabout going to the Riviera or some such trash. When he came back to work he, all of a sudden, had a full head of hair! The only problem was that the toilet seat had gone gray and that his rich, luxurious hair that "appeared" atop the melon was his old dark brown shade.
I guess he figured if he was gone from the job long enough that people would forget that he used to be bald on top.
Suffice to say.....he was wrong.
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Check out this masterpiece:
http://www.slickville.com/sections/combover/jim/jim_menu.html
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^^^
EEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK
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Check out this masterpiece:
http://www.slickville.com/sections/combover/jim/jim_menu.html
And the sad thing is he thinks he looks good and no one notices!
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Check out this masterpiece:
http://www.slickville.com/sections/combover/jim/jim_menu.html
And the sad thing is he thinks he looks good and no one notices!
That's what I don't understand about guys like that. Doesn't he realize that he's being made fun of on that website?
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Check out this masterpiece:
http://www.slickville.com/sections/combover/jim/jim_menu.html
WTF????
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Coming soon to a theater near you:
http://www.comboverthemovie.com/combover2.htm
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what a greezy freak. A woman would look at him and think he was a pervert or something. He looks like a peeping tom or something LOL :*))
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Check out this masterpiece:
http://www.slickville.com/sections/combover/jim/jim_menu.html
All I can say is OMFG!
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Coming soon to a theater near you:
http://www.comboverthemovie.com/combover2.htm
Did I hear that "White-coated moron" say that there is something "worse" than a combover and that is baldness?
Give me a f@*^ing break! There is NOTHING worse than a combover!!!
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I cant believe all that oil and crap that dude applied. Seriously gross
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I cant believe all that oil and crap that dude applied. Seriously gross
Have you seen the combed-over skateboarder yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S5PUN7Lls4
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haha serious problems!
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haha serious problems!
Who knows, in 20 years time, it may become stylish and there'll be a combover website somewhere making fun of us old geezers with shaved heads ... ;)
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I cant believe all that oil and crap that dude applied. Seriously gross
Have you seen the combed-over skateboarder yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S5PUN7Lls4
The best part about that video is the music!!! O0 ;D
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Have you seen the combed-over skateboarder yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S5PUN7Lls4
Seriously hilarious!
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Be afraid...be VERY afraid...
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhair-loss-is-awesome.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F04%2Fcombover.jpg&hash=a2584dccf2e99d0bf8e7a60ea3cebb151fb4287d)
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg141.imageshack.us%2Fimg141%2F1700%2Fcombover5yp.jpg&hash=d79ed68b88b359fa045e10f161b1c5774aeaae35)
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.amazonaws.com%2Fstatic.onmylist.com%2Flist_item_images%2F29156%2Fteh_combover_list_view.jpg&hash=b6411a49cba11cb441a8424e64e917198af723e3)
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm1.static.flickr.com%2F23%2F34438608_db83a57af7.jpg&hash=8a226926b893d648c92e389a43ca2839e34922e2)
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fteamtimex.timexblogs.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fcomb_over.jpg&hash=8af1b33ab385dc8bcd69961047b4b82f3f023e3e)
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fancymag.com%2Fimages%2Fcomb_over_evidence_D.jpg&hash=57f29bcbc1d54a029a165b82ab473012ce4ba671)
And I know he doesn't do a combover - but I always wondered why Hulk Hogan always kept that bozo look...
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg2.timeinc.net%2Fpeople%2Fi%2F2008%2Fnews%2F080414%2Fhulk_hogan.jpg&hash=38d9d03d76bc5f2df4ab5aae4c1b2f201daa4edc)
And for those of you out there debating on whether to keep doing the combover - or bozo look - and you are on the fence because you think people will stare or snicker at your bald dome - fret not, for being bald is more common and fashionable now than ever - and the combover and bozo hair are already getting odd looks and snickers...
Regards,
Matthew
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confession time... i used to try the combover...it felt looked horrible.... did anyone else ever try the combover?
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Everyone. I wish I would've had my camera this evening at the local pub. There was a guy in his 40's sporting the bowling ball / hula skirt look but this went one better. The hair that he still had left was grown into a$$ length DREDLOCKS!!! :*))
Unbelieveable.
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With all that grease, it's no wonder the price of oil has gone up! >:( :Xo! :P :'(
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Anyone seen the new Vonage commercial? There's a guy with a combover giving his testimony about Vonage and his combover is just flapping in the wind....Hilarious! :*))