Sly Bald Guys Forum
Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Drackare on June 18, 2008, 12:12:56 AM
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A young pet monkey had an accident and needed a brain transplant. The veterinarian told the monkey's human family, "Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the cost yourselves."
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the family.
"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000," replied the vet.
All the men in the family nodded because they thought they understood. But the mother was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male and female brains?"
"Standard pricing practice," said the vet. "The female brains have to be marked down because they’ve actually been used!".
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I don't think that's a joke, I reckon thats true :D
nice one Drackare ;)
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Thanks Magma I thought youwould like that one