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Sly Bald Guys Info => Convention News => Topic started by: Sly Red on June 17, 2008, 09:04:09 AM
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Jer & SimplyRed (Team Vortex) wish to challenge a team of blade shavers to a throwdown match, Electric Razors vs BladeShavers. One electric razor shaved head will be judged against a blade shaved head by a fair damsel. The smoothest dome as judged by said fair damsel will be the winner.
Any Sly Bald Guys attending SlyBaldCon willing to take up the challenge? We need a fair and impartial judge and an impartial fair damsel. Tyler, will you be the impartial judge?
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If you find the damsel, I'll be the judge.
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Fair damsels should be in abundance with all the Sly dudes present at SlyBaldCon. I'm looking forward to many head rubs.
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I think if we're going to do this then you may want to talk to Nick. I'm pretty sure he's an electric guy also, although if I'm not mistaken he uses a Braun. Is it simply the Panasonic Linears that you and I use or would it be comparing any electric shavers to blades.
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I think if we're going to do this then you may want to talk to Nick. I'm pretty sure he's an electric guy also, although if I'm not mistaken he uses a Braun. Is it simply the Panasonic Linears that you and I use or would it be comparing any electric shavers to blades.
Yea buddy... Braun 360 complete!
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Man I can't beleive i'm going to miss all the fun!!!! SH****TTT!!!!!
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I think that the 'shavee' would be the one who chooses his weapon. O0
Rules of the Throwdown are yet to be determined, but I think there should be a time limit for the actual shave. Head prep should be at the discretion of the 'shavee'.
Wadda ya think Team Vortex?
Red
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Whenever a blade team accepts the challenge we can hash out the rules. Generally, if electric is chosen the entire headshave will be done with that razor. Same with blades, i.e. if HeadBlade is chosen the entire headshave will be done with that one razor. Tyler has volunteered to be the Throwdown judge. He will oversee the procedure. The fair damsel (can we take up a collection and fly MagnaBabe over?) will perform the headrub to determine the smoothest dome.
Red
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I gave some thought to competing but I'm afraid that with all the pressure of said competition that I would end up suffering massive blood loss from all the cuts I would inflict with my jittery hands. I think I'll just watch. I'll bring along some band-aids, as well.
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Don't worry about Team Vortex, us electric razor users never cut ourselves (knocking wood, my head)
Red
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Don't worry about Team Vortex, us electric razor users never cut ourselves (knocking wood, my head)
Red
You know it red!
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You both are definitely making the biggest mistake thinking that your piddley little electrics will outdo the power of the headblade!!! You both will be going down faster than a prom dress at the after prom party... :D
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You both are definitely making the biggest mistake thinking that your piddley little electrics will outdo the power of the headblade!!! You both will be going down faster than a prom dress at the after prom party... :D
I'm no longer sure about this, it seems as though we are quite outmatched here... and those rules Red, I shave in the shower. I guess we could do it in a back yard with a garden hose, but that would be a bit rough since water out of the hose it pretty damn cold!
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I'm no longer sure about this, it seems as though we are quite outmatched here... and those rules Red, I shave in the shower.
OMG Jer, you act like you've just seen another racoon. All you need to do is get the shaving oil on the head and keep it wet. I'm still up to Team HeadBlade's challenge >:(
Red
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You both are definitely making the biggest mistake thinking that your piddley little electrics will outdo the power of the headblade!!! You both will be going down faster than a prom dress at the after prom party... :D
Rob, I presume this means Team HeadBlade is picking up the gauntlet? Despite Jer's trepedation I accept the challenge on behalf of Team Vortex to compete in the HeadShave Throwdown at SlyBaldCon. Our seconds will be standing by with toilet paper wads and bandaids to patch your wounds. >:D
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:*)) By no means does this mean I'm out. I'm still all for this and will jump in head first! All I need to do is make sure I've got a full charge, both in my razor and physically. And with that I'm off cause it was a long shift last night and the sun is up, so that means it's time for bed!
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oooooh, this is so exciting!! :D
Can't someone make a poll to determine who we 'think' might win?
I know who I've got my money on... ^-^
and whatever happens boys... please don't do it after a skinful! :px
Nite Jer!!
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Poll set up as M'Lady requested.
Red
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You both are definitely making the biggest mistake thinking that your piddley little electrics will outdo the power of the headblade!!! You both will be going down faster than a prom dress at the after prom party... :D
Rob, I presume this means Team HeadBlade is picking up the gauntlet? Despite Jer's trepedation I accept the challenge on behalf of Team Vortex to compete in the HeadShave Throwdown at SlyBaldCon. Our seconds will be standing by with toilet paper wads and bandaids to patch your wounds. >:D
A. I don't need bandaids because I don't cut myself...
B. Red, I'm going to miss you when you run away crying like an 8 year old girl with a skinned knee :'( because your inferior electric shavers can not come anywhere near the closeness of a headblade!!
Game on Bitches!!! :x!
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B. Red, I'm going to miss you when you run away crying like an 8 year old girl with a skinned knee :'( because your inferior electric shavers can not come anywhere near the closeness of a headblade!!
Rob, you don't scare me, even though you are big and tough looking, however I'm adding a clause in the rules that prohibits bringing any raccoons into the competition area. @rg$
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Team Headblade all the way... I'm in
Let's do this. :x!
I tried the electric route and it wouldn't cut anything, you guys must have baby hair if those things evan come close to working
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Team Headblade all the way... I'm in
Let's do this. :x!
I tried the electric route and it wouldn't cut anything, you guys must have baby hair if those things evan come close to working
These electric shavers think that they are hot stuff... we'll beat them down!! :x! I thnk that even the arch enemies that we are will come together for this...
however I'm adding a clause in the rules that prohibits bringing any raccoons into the competition area. @rg$
Raccoons?? Huh?? ???
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Team Headblade all the way... I'm in
Let's do this. :x!
I tried the electric route and it wouldn't cut anything, you guys must have baby hair if those things evan come close to working
These electric shavers think that they are hot stuff... we'll beat them down!! :x! I thnk that even the arch enemies that we are will come together for this...
however I'm adding a clause in the rules that prohibits bringing any raccoons into the competition area. @rg$
Raccoons?? Huh?? ???
I take it you never read the 'embarrassing moments thread by Timmay.
http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=5634.msg96050#msg96050
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Team Headblade all the way... I'm in
Let's do this. :x!
I tried the electric route and it wouldn't cut anything, you guys must have baby hair if those things evan come close to working
These electric shavers think that they are hot stuff... we'll beat them down!! :x! I thnk that even the arch enemies that we are will come together for this...
however I'm adding a clause in the rules that prohibits bringing any raccoons into the competition area. @rg$
Raccoons?? Huh?? ???
lets show'em how we do it Big Ten style....pure beat down :x!
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Team Headblade all the way... I'm in
Let's do this. :x!
I tried the electric route and it wouldn't cut anything, you guys must have baby hair if those things evan come close to working
These electric shavers think that they are hot stuff... we'll beat them down!! :x! I thnk that even the arch enemies that we are will come together for this...
however I'm adding a clause in the rules that prohibits bringing any raccoons into the competition area. @rg$
Raccoons?? Huh?? ???
lets show'em how we do it Big Ten style....pure beat down :x!
The beat down will commence in a little over a month!!!!! :x!
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IM IN. Write me in for the HeadbladeSP. All you electric razor guys think you have the up and up. Well, Im here to show ya that blades are better. Besides...being in the "Green" of things...blades are better for the environment...we dont need no electricity. SO WE CAN SHAVE ANYWHERE ANYHOW! nuff said! LOL.....Gentlemen! READY! SET! GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i am just gonna drink beer and cheer you clowns on. ha ha
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i am just gonna drink beer and cheer you clowns on. ha ha
Ohhhhh!!! Will it be American or Canadian beer? :*)) So in other words water or beer? $@y
I think that's something I'm going to have to do, bring a couple different 12 packs for you all to sample.
There are a few here from some microbreweries that range from 6% to 12%, yeah, you read that right, 12% beer!
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i am just gonna drink beer and cheer you clowns on. ha ha
Ohhhhh!!! Will it be American or Canadian beer? :*)) So in other words water or beer? $@y
I think that's something I'm going to have to do, bring a couple different 12 packs for you all to sample.
There are a few here from some microbreweries that range from 6% to 12%, yeah, you read that right, 12% beer!
i will take you up on that buddy. canadiens are such nice people. ha ha ha
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WHOA WHOA WHOA....I thought this was going to be a BBQ and not a beer fest...LOL OHHHHHHHHHH I see...you all drink beer at your BBQ's.....i gotcha...well hell I will just go which ever way the wind blows.....just hope its away from me...lol
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i will take you up on that buddy. canadiens are such nice people. ha ha ha
Yeah EH! I hear people talk aboot that all the time!
Well, to be a proper 'wingman' for you I may have to push hard to hide that Canadian accent of mine cause hell, everyone loves us Canadians Eh! And what would the women like more than a Sly Canadian? I'm going to have to start practicing my Americant accent and lingo now, and don't worry, I'll leave my pet beaver at home!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUqsF8vbR_Q
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i have a cajun accent. we will either get laid or laughed at. either way, it should be a good time. O0
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Well if you both need me too, I can just hang out with ya both and that way you wont get either...laid or laughed at....is it a deal? LOL
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note to self, avoid timmy like the plague.seriously
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I didnt find that funny PBurke....your small little letters...............
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i laughed. ha ha ha ha :*))
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oh well who cares...im still gonna have fun For you PBurke
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timmy, get yer red and white victorias out of a knot. i was only kiddingsorta
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note to self, avoid timmy like the plague.seriously
You didn't already know to do that? :/O
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i was trying to give him the benifit of the doubt. that is what i get for being nice. dammit
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LOL
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Poll set up as M'Lady requested.
Red
thanks Red :@`