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New Member Section => Introductions => Topic started by: KeeperOfTheBeard on June 11, 2008, 02:55:04 PM

Title: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: KeeperOfTheBeard on June 11, 2008, 02:55:04 PM
Hello all.  My name is Matthew and I live in Wichita, Kansas.  I've been shaving my head off and on for several years now.

I have a modest bald spot on the back/top of my head and a slightly receding hairline.  I've always kept my hair short - but rather than fret over the look of my bald spot I decided to shave it off completely - hey, it looks great on Michael Chiklis and Bruce Willis...

My wife and friends said I have "a good shaped head" for being bald.  Now there's something I can put on my resumé!

A few little factoids about me:

1.  I am the father of three girls - ages 12, 4 and 1
2.  I am married to my wife and we will be celebrating our 9 year anniversary tomorrow  :)
3.  I am turning 40 later this year   :(
4.  I am very fond of beards and moustaches - I am the president and founder of the Midwest Beard and Moustache Club
5.  I see "Handlebar" (Jim) is a member here as well - I've known Jim through the beard and moustache world for a few years now - I think this may be the 6th forum that we are both members of (FPN, Fedora Lounge, BCBB, Handlebar Club, MBMC and now here)
6.  I make my living as the CIO for a company based here in KS
7.  I have my Master's in geology and would love to get back into the field
8.  I love vintage things - especially Art Deco, Modern Age, and Atomic Age
9.  I collect and restore old Bakelite tube radios
10.  I love riding my motorcycles - I have a newer Triumph but I am right now restoring a 1914 HD Board Track racer
11.  I hate shaving my face but I love shaving my head

I've tried many of the Headblade products (shave lotion, Matte/Glossy lotions, the original HeadBlade from a few years ago) - I've tried the BaldGuyz shampoo and wipes as well.

Right now I am using the HB TripleBlade along with Shave Secret oil.  I used the Jack Black All Over Wash on my bald head - I shave every other day - but my hair is so dark and thick that I get a really thick 5 o'clock shadow by the end of the day so I should just shave it every day.  I am lucky in the sense that I get zero irritation or bumps.

I had a foot long year beard that I just shaved off recently (for my wife) - but I am 8 weeks into growing it back - and it will be long again soon enough.  Hopefully the bald head/massive beard combo will look good.

Following photos hosted offsite to conserve server space:

Me in March with my year beard:

(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.midwestbeard.com%2Fcpg1.4.11%2Falbums%2Fuserpics%2F10003%2Fnormal_YearBeard2.jpg&hash=cefb7b45da166daa7bed04dfd8234fa55bc0e7c3)


Deep in thought - almost bald...heh

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Me two weeks ago with the shaved head and the 6 week old beard growing back in

(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.midwestbeard.com%2Fcpg1.4.11%2Falbums%2Fuserpics%2F10003%2Fnormal_LooksAngryButNot.jpg&hash=94bcb2b41adae50a51989f1f5175b6e6146aba25)


I look forward to getting to know everyone and spending some good time here.  I hope everyone is having a great Wednesday.

Regards,

Matthew
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: Razor X on June 11, 2008, 03:11:18 PM
Welcome, Matthew.  Nice pics of the dome.

Why do you call it a "year beard"?  Do you always shave it off once a year and then grow it back out?   What's the longest length you've ever grown it to?
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: Tyler on June 11, 2008, 03:14:34 PM
Matthew, welcome to Sly Bald Guys!  I think you pull off the beard and shaved head look very well.  Great intro and I look forward to getting to know you!
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: Bensen on June 11, 2008, 03:17:00 PM
hey, welcome matthew. good intro story. i hope yill have some fun here! i'm sure you will ;)
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: Paul on June 11, 2008, 03:20:07 PM
Welcome Matthew, that was a great intro.   Definitely like that full beard and sly look, your's might be the one that finally pushes me over the edge to try it.   Oh, and Happy Anniversary.
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: KeeperOfTheBeard on June 11, 2008, 03:23:55 PM
Welcome, Matthew.  Nice pics of the dome.

Why do you call it a "year beard"?  Do you always shave it off once a year and then grow it back out?   What's the longest length you've ever grown it to?

It turned a year old - hence the year beard.  I had no intention of shaving it off but my wife HATES the beard so I did it for her.  But I was miserable so I am growing back!




Thanks for the welcome, gang.  And thanks for the Happy Anniversary, Paul.  I threw that in there because my wife was reading over my shoulder as I posted!
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: Tyler on June 11, 2008, 03:25:23 PM


 I threw that in there because my wife was reading over my shoulder as I posted!

Smart man!
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: KeeperOfTheBeard on June 11, 2008, 03:29:25 PM
Tyler, I love your quote about ego.  I am well read in the works of Tolle, and Frankl who both talk about ego and the egoic mind and how it leads to suffering and pain.  I appreciate your quote immensely.

Regards,

Matthew
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: herronm on June 11, 2008, 03:29:37 PM
Welcome Matthew!!!  Glad you found us.  You certainly have the SLY look down.  Great intro with an interesting background.  There are a lot of us IT guys here, you won't feel lonely.

Max
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: Razor X on June 11, 2008, 03:30:46 PM
Welcome, Matthew.  Nice pics of the dome.

Why do you call it a "year beard"?  Do you always shave it off once a year and then grow it back out?   What's the longest length you've ever grown it to?

It turned a year old - hence the year beard.  I had no intention of shaving it off but my wife HATES the beard so I did it for her.  But I was miserable so I am growing back!


Hmm, you could be on to something here.  All you guys whose wives don't like shaved heads, are you paying attention?  Grow a huge beard like Matthew's.  She'll probably hate that, too.  Then you can "compromise" by shaving the beard if she lets you keep the bald dome.   ;)
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: SlickEric on June 11, 2008, 03:31:11 PM
Welcome Matt.

So Jim got you to go the full monty. He can be very persuassive. Very cool. It's good to see another FL'ounger here.  
We'll have to start a thread on Sly Style. Nothing like a Panama to shade the bald noggin' from the summer sun.

Eric
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: Tyler on June 11, 2008, 03:47:33 PM
Tyler, I love your quote about ego.  I am well read in the works of Tolle, and Frankl who both talk about ego and the egoic mind and how it leads to suffering and pain.  I appreciate your quote immensely.

Regards,

Matthew

Thanks!  I got it off the movie "Revolver" by Guy Ritchie.  Here's the full verbiage, though I don't agree with it fully, I do think much of it applies to what we're accomplishing here.

The ego is the worst confidence trickster we could ever figure.

"I am you".

The problem is that the ego hides in the last place that you'd ever look within itself.
It disguises its thoughts as your thoughts, its feelings as your feelings.

"You think it's you".

Peoples' need to protect their own egos knows no bounds.
They will lie, cheat, steal, kill, do whatever it takes to maintain what we call ego boundaries.
People have no clue that they're imprisoned.
They don't know that there is an ego, they don't know the distinction.
At first, it's difficult for the mind to accept that there's something beyond itself, that there's something of greater value and greater capacity for discerning truth than itself.

In religion, the ego manifests as the devil. And of course no one realizes how smart the ego is, because it created the devil so you could blame someone else.
In creating this imaginary external enemy, it usually made a real enemy for ourselves, and that becomes a real danger to the ego, but that's also the ego's creation.

There is no such thing as an external enemy no matter what the voice in your head is telling you.
All perception of an enemy is a projection of the ego as the enemy.
In that sense, you could say that 100 percent of our external enemies are of our creation.

"Your greatest enemy is your own inner perception, is your own ignorance, is your own ego".
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: BALDANDRE on June 11, 2008, 03:56:05 PM
Welcome Matthew!

The bald head and beard looks good!

Not only do we have a bald head in common, I'm also a fan of vintage type stuff too, especially atomic modern, danish modern and 40's-60's asian...and lastly tiki type stuff..

Nice to have you aboard!
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: SLYinKC on June 11, 2008, 04:36:16 PM
Welcome, Matthew.  Great to have another Kansan.
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: PigPen on June 11, 2008, 05:23:22 PM
Welcome Matthew! Great intro and we're glad you joined us.
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: zetaeffe on June 11, 2008, 05:56:20 PM
Welcome!!
Gread baldhead/bigbeard combo!  O0
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: nomad on June 11, 2008, 06:10:44 PM
Welcome to the neighborhood brother  O0

Love the sly-beard combo deal
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: JDog on June 11, 2008, 06:46:08 PM
Welcome to the forum Matthew.
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: OzPete on June 11, 2008, 08:37:33 PM
Welcome Matthew! Cool beard.  O0
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: Scott on June 11, 2008, 11:57:14 PM
Matthew, welcome to SBG! Looking forward to your input.
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: Mikekoz13 on June 12, 2008, 04:57:55 AM
Welcome Matt!!! Nice intro!
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: Sly Red on June 12, 2008, 05:35:13 AM
Welcome to SBG, Matthew.  Checked out your website.  You're quite the chameleon.  You've had a lot of 'looks' and you do them all very well.  Really like the full beard and shaved head.
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: BJ on June 12, 2008, 08:55:59 AM
Glad to have a philosophical gent on board.  Welcome.  O0

John
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: tomgallagher on June 12, 2008, 09:15:42 AM
Welcome aboard dude.
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: KeeperOfTheBeard on June 13, 2008, 07:03:37 AM
Thanks for the warm welcome, gang.

Regards,

Matthew
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: MagmaBabe on June 14, 2008, 10:49:38 AM
I know it's a little late.. but

Welcome Matthew  :)

and Razor... you're definitely onto something there..  O0
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: KeeperOfTheBeard on June 14, 2008, 07:26:24 PM
Thanks, Magma  :)

Trimmed the beard down and going to grow a long goatee again - made it my profile photo.

Funny, I have a group of female friends who love the beard - unfortunately the misses isn't one of them...but she does love the sly dome so it is a yin-yang sort of thing   O0

Regards,

Matthew
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: Razor X on June 14, 2008, 07:27:46 PM


Trimmed the beard down and going to grow a long goatee again - made it my profile photo.



That's actually a very good look for you, Matthew.
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: marty22 on June 14, 2008, 08:33:50 PM
tell the wife it looks fine.
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: KeeperOfTheBeard on June 14, 2008, 11:09:22 PM
Well, she actually agreed to have her picture taken with me now...   :*))


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Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: BALDANDRE on June 14, 2008, 11:31:22 PM
Well, she actually agreed to have her picture taken with me now...   :*))


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Beautiful wife...

and beautiful goat you got now! O0
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: buuckkweet on June 15, 2008, 07:35:12 AM
Speaking as another new guy in the neighborhood, welcome!  You totally nailed it with the full goat/sly combo! 
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: Rob on June 15, 2008, 07:41:57 AM
Yeah: lookin good.  It's a look I wish i could do myself, but my beared just aint got the 'growing' power!! :-[
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: zetaeffe on June 15, 2008, 08:40:05 AM
Love the tailback goatee too... wish I could wear a thick one myself!
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: xnewyawka on June 17, 2008, 11:33:30 AM
Hello Matthew, I know it's late, but welcome to the SBG's.
As you now know this is a great site with an extremely positive and encouraging bunch of guys.
I think the smooth head and full goat combo looks great! I am a big fan of the goatee as well, and have had one in many forms over the years.

Enjoy this great forum Tyler has provided for us, and keep it smooth!   O0
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: time2shine on June 17, 2008, 05:42:14 PM
Matthew, you seem like a very cool guy.  It's awesome to see a distinguished CIO of a company that does beard competitions.  I like the bald/beard look, and in the process of letting the face grow. My girlfriend is the same as your wife, she likes the sly look, but is not big on the beard.  Right now, I'm taking advantage of her being out of town to beard it up!!!!
Title: Re: Hello From Kansas!
Post by: warhawk on June 17, 2008, 06:11:53 PM
hey matthew:  welcome 2 the sly fraternity.  gr8 intro... we hope U become an active member of the best site on the internet.   O0

WARHAWK O0