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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Mike on May 27, 2008, 09:21:49 PM
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A Mississippi preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot
tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.
Now, I want the
party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this
Christian Family.
"
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face
me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in
your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.
"
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop
traffic rose from the third pew.
Her head was bowed and her voice
quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a
terrible misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux
Klan.
I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under
the sheets.
"
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation
roared.
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ha ha
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LOL
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Niiiiiiiice..........