Sly Bald Guys Forum
Confidence and Success => Relationships/Dating => Topic started by: warhawk on May 27, 2008, 12:44:04 PM
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hello fellow chrome domes: as a happily married man... i enjoy some of the "single" stories from friends & co-workers. i wanted 2 start a topic... "name one thing U can't do on your 1st date".
i'll start: FART!!! we should B able 2 come up with some good ones. so... how 'bout U? what's your story?
on a side note.... one thing gr8 about being married or being in a long time relationship... i can "let it out" all the time. ;D
WARHAWK O0
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Grab the waitress' butt and ask her & your date for a threesome.
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forget her name :px :/O
she gets pissed :Xo!
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Have her pick you up and answer the door nude with a beer in your hand. Let her in, go back to the couch and say "I'll get dressed after this inning".
That is sooo 3rd date.
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get married!
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get married!
You can in Nevada and probably some other jurisdictions. Maybe that's why what happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas--all those first date brides!
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OH, I LIKE THIS THREAD :*))
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Well, fart would have been my first answer so I'll just have to go with borrow money from her. LOL
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lie about what you look like
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hit on her sister. >:D
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hit on her sister. >:D
:*)) :*)) :*)) U guys R cracking me up. :*)) :*)) :*))
WARHAWK O0
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Ask her how she feels about anal sex.
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Hit on her sister?
:*)) What about hit on her MOM when you pick her up?
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LOL..umm say her brother had a cute ass! LOL actually that shouldnt be said on any date ! LOL
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Hit on her sister?
:*)) What about hit on her MOM when you pick her up?
What if her mom is a MILF? :@`
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that changes the rules. ha ha
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I never had that opportunity.....never had a girlfriend who mother was hot looking....sheet...i just opened myself up for that one..
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I never had that opportunity.....never had a girlfriend who mother was hot looking....sheet...i just opened myself up for that one..
:*)) You sure did, but strangely, I don't think anyone needs to say anything further.
Warhawk, this is a perfect example of your first thing NOT to do on a first date...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMOH5kpOmu0
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lol
good one Fartin..umm i mean Fortin
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lol
good one Fartin..umm i mean Fortin
Ohhh, bad memories from grade school...
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Fart
Belch
Spit on the sidewalk
Have bad breath
Have bad underarm odor
Spit while talking
Talking with a mouthful of food
Picking your nose
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Fart
Belch
Spit on the sidewalk
Have bad breath
Have bad underarm odor
Spit while talking
Talking with a mouthful of food
Picking your nose
Well hell Don...around here if you didnt do taht you would be celibate for life.
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Definitely make sure I don't have bad breath...usually isn't a problem unless I'm having food with garlic/onions
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This pisses me off to no end, replying to text messages and taking phone calls. :Xo! Thats is a deal breaker fr me!! Unless emergency call of course.
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Hi, tell her u are married or bisexual
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This pisses me off to no end, replying to text messages and taking phone calls. :Xo! Thats is a deal breaker fr me!! Unless emergency call of course.
Yeah that is really annoying. I can't stand that
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Take a dump and leave it in her toilet...I don't think she'd like that one.
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Back to the MILF thing. Ask her and her mom for a threesome.
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Ask her how she feels about anal sex.
Really....? you can't ask about that......? dam it :-[
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#1 above all things...NEVER NEVER NEVER i dont care if it is your last day on earth...DO NOT GO OUT ON A FIRST DATE WITH TIMMAYY!
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This is really getting bad!
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say that you will call her tomorrow.
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#1 above all things...NEVER NEVER NEVER i dont care if it is your last day on earth...DO NOT GO OUT ON A FIRST DATE WITH TIMMAYY!
Not a snowball's chance Timmay.
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It depends on the girl, but I remember when I was in high school and I brought my date home for dinner and I asked her to help with chores. She got ticked and left, but maybe it was because she was a city girl. Another bad experience with first dates was prom. I had been wanting to ask this girl to prom forever so I asked her to senior prom and I picked her up, I forgot something at home so stopped back and got it then I saw a cow calving. I was just gonna leave her but decided I better stay, it was a first time calver. I watched her for maybe 10 minutes and decided to help her. The calf was stuck in there so I had my date run and grab a rope, she was ticked that she had to walk through crap and mud in her prom dress and heels. I got the calf out and made it to prom, me and my date stunk to high heavens but it was at school with only maybe a hundred people there. It wasnt as bad as my buddy who took his date muddin before prom.
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It depends on the girl, but I remember when I was in high school and I brought my date home for dinner and I asked her to help with chores. She got ticked and left, but maybe it was because she was a city girl. Another bad experience with first dates was prom. I had been wanting to ask this girl to prom forever so I asked her to senior prom and I picked her up, I forgot something at home so stopped back and got it then I saw a cow calving. I was just gonna leave her but decided I better stay, it was a first time calver. I watched her for maybe 10 minutes and decided to help her. The calf was stuck in there so I had my date run and grab a rope, she was ticked that she had to walk through crap and mud in her prom dress and heels. I got the calf out and made it to prom, me and my date stunk to high heavens but it was at school with only maybe a hundred people there. It wasnt as bad as my buddy who took his date muddin before prom.
That might be the best prom story I've ever heard
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That just makes my toes tingle.......
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i went to my senior prom with a real wacko. i was using my bosses car and went to pick it up. when i got there all my buddies where jumping on a trampoline with snowboards. i just had to join in. she got pissed cause i wasted about three hours. ha ha we then went to eat lunch and she was being a butthole. when we finally went to prom, she acted like it was a bother to her to be there. finally got sick of her crap and brought her home. i then went meet my friends at a party and hooked up with a hottie there. i had fun >:D
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Never pick your date up on your moped....especially if it is a pink one.
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get married!
Get divorced?
Unless you're in Nevada, of course! :D
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This pisses me off to no end, replying to text messages and taking phone calls. :Xo! Thats is a deal breaker fr me!! Unless emergency call of course.
OMG, yes! That has to be the rudest thing people do these days. If you're on a date and you're not an *on-call* doctor or other "emergency" professional, turn the damn phone off.
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By far the best forum I have read yet! :*))
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If the first date is in the winter time, never and I mean never, spell her name in a heart while your peeing in the snow... :*))
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dont bring yoru baby sister along........
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Passout! $#*t
You listenin Timmayy!!
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hell i can't even get a first date. but i will take notes just incase.
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hell i can't even get a first date. but i will take notes just incase.
Read your personal text under your avatar! ;)
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never even thought about giving up bro. that is not an option. won't lower the standards either. was mostly just kidding anyway.
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Never thought you'd give up.
I got alot of notes I can send ya but they may not all be good >:D ;D
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not all good as in Bad...or just that they wouldnt be legible?
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not all good as in Bad...or just that they wouldnt be legible?
wtf are you talking about timmay?
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hell dont ask me...i got all shook up when someone sent me a temperature gauge......