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Sly Bald Guys Info => Convention News => Topic started by: Timmay on May 23, 2008, 11:18:57 AM

Title: List of Dont's
Post by: Timmay on May 23, 2008, 11:18:57 AM

hey all I need a list of  "Don'ts" for Chicago...lol

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: Sgt. Pate on May 23, 2008, 11:45:45 AM

1) Don't sweat the petty stuff!
2) Don't pet the sweaty stuff!   O0

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: schro on May 23, 2008, 12:41:49 PM

Don't not drink beer.

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: Timmay on May 23, 2008, 02:13:53 PM

Well thats a start...lol

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: Nick912 on May 23, 2008, 04:25:52 PM

dont get arrested haha

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: PBurke on May 23, 2008, 05:03:45 PM

don't bring the red and whites.

don't cock-block

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: Nick912 on May 23, 2008, 06:19:24 PM

Quote from: PBurke on May 23, 2008, 05:03:45 PM

don't cock-block

Sweet. We will get along great

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: Jdogs Better Half on May 23, 2008, 06:22:47 PM

Quote from: PBurke on May 23, 2008, 05:03:45 PM

don't bring the red and whites.

don't cock-block

What the heck is cock block?


Don't vomit on your mates shoes!

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: GASlick on May 23, 2008, 06:36:23 PM

I'm interested in that too.  Somebody shed some light on that one.

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: Timmay on May 23, 2008, 10:46:22 PM

yeah what is cock block?

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: warhawk on May 23, 2008, 10:48:13 PM

Quote from: TimmJ on May 23, 2008, 10:46:22 PM

yeah what is cock block?

i can't believe U don't know what that means.  i'm gonna let paulie answer that one.  hey paulie... where R ya?

WARHAWK O0

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: schro on May 23, 2008, 10:57:35 PM

cock block: One guy screws up the chances of one of his buddies' chances with a lady they meet that evening by being an a-hole. Hence the term, blocks the chance of him using his c**k for better purposes.  :*))

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: warhawk on May 23, 2008, 10:59:29 PM

Quote from: schro on May 23, 2008, 10:57:35 PM

cock block: One guy screws up the chances of one of his buddies' chances with a lady they meet that evening by being an a-hole. Hence the term, blocks the chance of him using his c**k for better purposes.  :*))

schro:  couldn't have said it better myself. O0

WARHAWK O0

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: PBurke on May 23, 2008, 11:01:05 PM

thank you schro. wingmen only.

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: GASlick on May 23, 2008, 11:28:13 PM

thanks for clearing that up!  Stay cool gentlemen and have a good time.

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: Nick912 on May 24, 2008, 12:46:20 AM

A man never C-blocks!

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: Jdogs Better Half on May 24, 2008, 01:58:18 AM

Ahhh haaa Cock block aka cutting another mans grass! gotcha. I will be able to sleep well tonight now that I know that one!  :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: JDog on May 24, 2008, 03:23:08 AM

Schro that is the best cockblocking description I've ever heard. I wonder if Websters would be interested in adding that to the new edition.LOL

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: tomgallagher on May 24, 2008, 08:05:04 AM

I'm glad we are all squared away on what cock block means...phew.

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: BaldRob on May 24, 2008, 10:34:12 AM

Sly Bald Guy Man Law - A Sly Bald Guy will never c**k block another Sly Bald Guy... However, a Sly Bald Guy can (and most certainly will by the nature of their confidence) c**k block those men preoccupied with having hair!

BaldRob
The Keeper of the Sly Bald Guy Man Laws

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: Timmay on May 24, 2008, 01:26:42 PM

Then how am I suppose to have any fun?????

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: nomad on May 24, 2008, 04:22:23 PM

Quote from: BaldRob on May 24, 2008, 10:34:12 AM

Sly Bald Guy Man Law - A Sly Bald Guy will never c**k block another Sly Bald Guy... However, a Sly Bald Guy can (and most certainly will by the nature of their confidence) c**k block those men preoccupied with having hair!

BaldRob
The Keeper of the Sly Bald Guy Man Laws

AMEN Brother!

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: Sgt. Pate on May 24, 2008, 11:36:52 PM

I never knew Schro could dance like that!   O0  Dat wuz gud bro!  We'll have to give you the "Silver Tongue" award.  :*))

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: Tyler on May 25, 2008, 01:00:56 AM

Don't ever leave your wingman!

Wait...that was for something else...

Oh, here we go. 

Don't drunk dial your wife after doing body shots off some chick

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: Jdogs Better Half on May 25, 2008, 01:02:19 AM

Quote from: Tyler on May 25, 2008, 01:00:56 AM

Don't ever leave your wingman!

Wait...that was for something else...

Oh, here we go. 

Don't drunk dial your wife after doing body shots off some chick

Very good point Tyler!!!!! hahaha

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: PBurke on May 25, 2008, 01:32:28 AM

Quote from: Tyler on May 25, 2008, 01:00:56 AM

Don't ever leave your wingman!

Wait...that was for something else...

Oh, here we go. 

Don't drunk dial your wife after doing body shots off some chick

sounds like the voice of experience there tyler? :-X

Title: Re: List of Dont's
Post by: Tyler on May 25, 2008, 01:52:56 AM

Quote from: PBurke on May 25, 2008, 01:32:28 AM

Quote from: Tyler on May 25, 2008, 01:00:56 AM

Don't ever leave your wingman!

Wait...that was for something else...

Oh, here we go. 

Don't drunk dial your wife after doing body shots off some chick

sounds like the voice of experience there tyler? :-X

Yep.  Though, it wasn't a body shot and I didn't call her.  But the results were probably similar if it was.