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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Entertainment/Events/Music/Movies => Topic started by: Razor X on May 15, 2008, 08:18:08 PM

Title: Shania Twain ....
Post by: Razor X on May 15, 2008, 08:18:08 PM
... is back on the market!!   :@` :@`

http://www.cmt.com/news/country-music/1587557/shania-twain-mutt-lange-separating-after-14-years.jhtml
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: SLYinKC on May 15, 2008, 08:19:34 PM
Good news for all the single guys, anyway.....
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: SonOfKrypton on May 15, 2008, 08:21:32 PM
Good news for all the single guys, anyway.....

Correction, some single guys......Shania Twain = Not my type.....I'll let her buy me stuff tho!
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: Razor X on May 15, 2008, 08:23:56 PM
Good news for all the single guys, anyway.....

Correction, some single guys......Shania Twain = Not my type.....I'll let her buy me stuff tho!

Man, some guys are tough to please ...    ??? ???
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: tomgallagher on May 15, 2008, 08:26:40 PM
I knew she couldn't stay married to a guy named Mutt forever.
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: Razor X on May 15, 2008, 08:29:32 PM
I knew she couldn't stay married to a guy named Mutt forever.

I don't think there's ever been a photo of him published anywhere ... which makes me think he must be butt-ugly!   >:D
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: SonOfKrypton on May 15, 2008, 08:38:32 PM
I knew she couldn't stay married to a guy named Mutt forever.

LMAO....Are you serious?  Comedy GOLD!  His parents musta HATED him....
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: BaldRob on May 15, 2008, 09:00:12 PM
I am so glad my future wife came to her senses... :@`
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: JDog on May 15, 2008, 09:14:08 PM
are you sure his name isnt Matt Lange?


(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.idolator.com%2Fassets%2Fresources%2F2007%2F06%2Fmutttt.jpg&hash=369c33eb3bfd605a179a04a6536f279eef728358)
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: tomgallagher on May 15, 2008, 09:16:57 PM
He is known in the trade as Mutt Lange. His christian name may be Matt.
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: Razor X on May 15, 2008, 09:46:46 PM
His name is Robert Lange.  Mutt is his nickname.
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: Razor X on May 15, 2008, 09:47:18 PM
I am so glad my future wife came to her senses... :@`

Hey, I'm ahead of you in line, bro!   :x!
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: BaldRob on May 16, 2008, 05:46:05 AM
I am so glad my future wife came to her senses... :@`

Hey, I'm ahead of you in line, bro!   :x!

I will beat you!!  >:D :x!
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: Rafter on May 16, 2008, 06:07:24 AM
A thread about Shania without at least one picture?  :Xo!

(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3223%2F2497077294_8b9a2a5861_o.jpg&hash=c9be7648fda457b22802983734ab6c88890950d8)
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: Timmay on May 16, 2008, 06:59:01 AM
I think she is UGLY...lol
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: marshd1000 on May 16, 2008, 07:03:13 AM
I think she is UGLY...lol


????????? :/O

Shania!!!!!!!!!!!! :@`
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: Timmay on May 16, 2008, 07:07:02 AM
Just kidding...i have life size poster of her on my ceiling just above my bed...
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: schro on May 16, 2008, 07:41:06 AM
I think her ex's first name was Jeff. He used to produce for AC/DC, Def Leppard, and (I believe) a few other bands.
It's my understanding that he is significantly older than Shania
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: tomgallagher on May 16, 2008, 07:45:46 AM
If we are talking about Mutt Lange his first name is Robert and he is 17 years older than Shania. I don't know if she was married before.
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: schro on May 16, 2008, 08:17:33 AM
If we are talking about Mutt Lange his first name is Robert and he is 17 years older than Shania. I don't know if she was married before.

Maybe Mutt's got a split personality....seems to be in the air these days.  :*)) $@y
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: Nick912 on May 16, 2008, 10:12:36 AM
Just kidding...i have life size poster of her on my ceiling just above my bed...

LOL What does your wifey think??  :Xo!
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: Timmay on May 16, 2008, 10:27:30 AM
my wife is in Portland until sunday...and by the time she gets back..you wont be able to make out it is even a pic of a female...... :o :o
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: Razor X on May 16, 2008, 02:11:54 PM
I am so glad my future wife came to her senses... :@`

Hey, I'm ahead of you in line, bro!   :x!

I will beat you!!  >:D :x!

ya think?   ^-^
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: Razor X on May 16, 2008, 02:13:40 PM
I think she is UGLY...lol

Time for new glasses, Timmay. ^-^
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: Sooner Steve on May 16, 2008, 05:05:57 PM
She's hotter than 6 rows of wild onions, boys.
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: marshd1000 on May 19, 2008, 03:50:07 AM
She's hotter than 6 rows of wild onions, boys.

Let's also add some Jalapenos to that too.  Yeow!!!!!!!!   >:D
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: xnewyawka on June 07, 2008, 10:36:52 PM

by the time she gets back..you wont be able to make out it is even a pic of a female...... :o :o

Too many holes in it now, huh, Timmayy??   ;D    >:D
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: Timmay on June 07, 2008, 10:56:24 PM
no it was just rather smeared

lol
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: Pshrynk on June 08, 2008, 09:38:21 AM
Shania is hot...............  until she opens her mouth. 

Smart like dump-truck
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: barberette on June 23, 2008, 08:22:09 AM
Her "ex" husband is ugly, but love is blind, I guess he cheated with their secretary and Shanias best friend, and she was not pretty at all.. oh well, I dont feel sorry for any of em, Shania is better off and the line will be long for her...I have one word for her...."NEXT"!
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: herronm on June 23, 2008, 11:46:26 AM
I think she is beautiful and talented. :@` Didn't she write most of her songs?

Hey, if she likes older, ugly men, then I'm NEXT.
Title: Re: Shania Twain ....
Post by: StumpyDave on June 24, 2008, 05:23:13 AM
Damn - how come I missed this?

Am I too late to put my name forward to keep her company or is the queue getting a bit long now?