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Various Non-Bald Discussions => General Discussion => Topic started by: Mikekoz13 on May 13, 2008, 10:41:01 AM

Title: Increased occurences of "Eye Molestation"
Post by: Mikekoz13 on May 13, 2008, 10:41:01 AM
I've always thought I was an average looking guy that had great luck with the ladies because I have a great sense of humor and the gift of gab. If i can get them talking, i can usually charm them. O0

Well I have to ask all the guys here this question:

Have you're incidents of being "Eye Molested" increased since you started shaving the dome? I'm talking about where a woman (or someone of the same sex for our gay members) is absolutely checking you out big time. Even when they are already with someone. Even when you are already with someone!!

Examples and good stories gladly accepted!!
Title: Re: Increased occurences of "Eye Molestation"
Post by: Mikekoz13 on May 13, 2008, 10:44:16 AM
I'll start.........

It's crazy.... wherever i go..... with the wife... without the wife... it doesn't matter.

Went to see my sons band the other night... two women at two different times, both with guys, were practically jumping in my lap. Both guys had full thick, heads of hair!! Hilarious.... and pretty flattering.......


I felt dirty............ but in a really, really good way ;) ;)
Title: Re: Increased occurences of "Eye Molestation"
Post by: Timmay on May 13, 2008, 10:48:55 AM
I get that, when I go out....but I wouldnt notice it if I werent looking for it....sorta makes me feel like a pervert.....looking out to see who is looking at me.  When ever I walk into somewhere new...I am always looking at others people faces....to see their reaction.  Sometimes I see guys staring at me and then I notice they have fairly thin hair...one time a dude was staring and without exchanging any howdies or nice to meet ya's...I just mentioned as I walked by....Shave it!...and walked on.  Didnt know the guy and have never seen him since...but when i looked back after i walked past he was just sorta standing there like..hummmmmm maybe I should.  lol

Timmay
Title: Re: Increased occurences of "Eye Molestation"
Post by: Marz on May 13, 2008, 11:08:18 AM
"Excuse me ma'am, my eyes are up here"  :*))
Title: Re: Increased occurences of "Eye Molestation"
Post by: Stu on May 13, 2008, 12:10:34 PM
Happens all the time ;D, but then I ususally wake up.  D@^^
Title: Re: Increased occurences of "Eye Molestation"
Post by: tomgallagher on May 13, 2008, 12:13:01 PM
LOL...right on Stu....eye molestation, gimme a break.
Title: Re: Increased occurences of "Eye Molestation"
Post by: Sgt. Pate on May 13, 2008, 01:45:10 PM
Well, not nearly enough EM to suit me but more than before!  :*))
Title: Re: Increased occurences of "Eye Molestation"
Post by: Timmay on May 13, 2008, 02:14:51 PM
i cant figure out why everyone is always looking at me when I go out.....
Title: Re: Increased occurences of "Eye Molestation"
Post by: BaldRob on May 13, 2008, 03:57:31 PM
i cant figure out why everyone is always looking at me when I go out.....

Probably something to do with your uncanny resemblence to RS in the red and whites! :*))
Title: Re: Increased occurences of "Eye Molestation"
Post by: schro on May 13, 2008, 04:01:45 PM
I have no idea if I've been "eye molested" ever. But, if I'm out with the guys and someone starts chatting with a hottie, it's almost a guarantee I'll get a head rub.  :@` Never opposed to that.  O0
Title: Re: Increased occurences of "Eye Molestation"
Post by: JDog on May 13, 2008, 06:54:39 PM
LOL I wish I was "Eye Molested" by some of the young things in my call centre ^-^, cant recall it ever happening.

Dont tell my Better Half though about this, she will kill me
Title: Re: Increased occurences of "Eye Molestation"
Post by: Jdogs Better Half on May 13, 2008, 06:59:44 PM
LOL I wish I was "Eye Molested" by some of the young things in my call centre ^-^, cant recall it ever happening.

Dont tell my Better Half though about this, she will kill me

you get eye molested all the time, you just have no idea I have to point it out to you!  :*)) :*))
Title: Re: Increased occurences of "Eye Molestation"
Post by: Nick912 on May 16, 2008, 11:36:37 AM
I really dont notice it. I have had women tell me that it does happen though.
Title: Re: Increased occurences of "Eye Molestation"
Post by: Marz on May 16, 2008, 11:49:27 AM
LOL I wish I was "Eye Molested" by some of the young things in my call centre ^-^, cant recall it ever happening.

Dont tell my Better Half though about this, she will kill me

you get eye molested all the time, you just have no idea I have to point it out to you!  :*)) :*))

I would venture to guess you are the source of most of Jdogs eye molestations...
Title: Re: Increased occurences of "Eye Molestation"
Post by: Sgt. Pate on May 16, 2008, 03:51:15 PM

you get eye molested all the time, you just have no idea I have to point it out to you!  :*)) :*))

I'll bet Jdog has his hands full watching all the blokes who are EMing you!  :*))
Title: Re: Increased occurences of "Eye Molestation"
Post by: Jdogs Better Half on May 16, 2008, 03:56:37 PM

you get eye molested all the time, you just have no idea I have to point it out to you!  :*)) :*))

I'll bet Jdog has his hands full watching all the blokes who are EMing you!  :*))

haha I think its pretty rare these days, I did get whistled at the other day when I was pushing levi home from the park in his pram, I thought that was pretty scuzzy to whistle at a chick walking her kid home!  :x! :x! :x!
Title: Re: Increased occurences of "Eye Molestation"
Post by: don on May 16, 2008, 11:00:05 PM
I've had the guys check me out when I'm buzzed close.But in my community most of my gay brothers are either sly or buzzed. But then again guys checked me out when I had hair.I guess I'm just gorgeous.LOL.
Title: Re: Increased occurences of "Eye Molestation"
Post by: Mikekoz13 on May 17, 2008, 06:57:28 AM
I've had the guys check me out when I'm buzzed close.But in my community most of my gay brothers are either sly or buzzed. But then again guys checked me out when I had hair.I guess I'm just gorgeous.LOL.



 It's a curse, isn't it Don!!? :*))
Title: Re: Increased occurences of "Eye Molestation"
Post by: RodgerDodger on May 17, 2008, 08:38:35 AM
When ever I walk into somewhere new...I am always looking at others people faces....to see their reaction.  Sometimes I see guys staring at me and then I notice they have fairly thin hair...one time a dude was staring and without exchanging any howdies or nice to meet ya's...I just mentioned as I walked by....Shave it!...and walked on. 
Timmay
I also notice guys with thin hair eye-ing me. At first I thought it was kind of creepy. But if seeing my perfect bald head helps them to see the light, than that's a good thing.
Never would tell them to shave it. That would be hurtful.

Title: Re: Increased occurences of "Eye Molestation"
Post by: Timmay on May 17, 2008, 08:50:24 AM
Rodger...I didnt add that the guy said Thanks after we both walked in different directions... so i dont think i hurt his feelings..