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Head Shaving, Grooming & Care => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: nla-entertainment on May 04, 2008, 05:24:13 PM
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It's all true, just ask my mom. And I was sober at the time.
So I go over to my mom's house to put her big ass 1,000,000 BTU window air conditioner in. I go to Lowe's, get the lumber for the supports, unload all my power tools and whatnot and start working, cutting 2x4s for the support for the big ass 1,000,000 BTU air conditioner, feeling all bad and stuff because I'm sly.
That's when the cats decided that they had to help, so my mom lets them outside so now I'm cutting and screwing together 2x4s with a couple of cats and my mom helping, which where I come from is pretty weird but normal.
That's when the duck showed up. Honest, a damn duck. So the cats, my mom and the duck and I were cutting and screwing together 2x4s for the air conditioner, which I might add is big.
That's when the squirrel showed up and gave us the evil eye because squirrels, lets face it, don't like power tools. So my mom, me, the cats, the duck and the squirrel were cutting and screwing together 2x4s for the big ass air conditioner.
That's when the squirrel started dropping corn from the bird feeder for the duck to eat. THAT's when I noticed one of the cats sitting under the bird feeder as the squirrel dropped corn on the cat for the duck to eat. So now the squirrel is dropping corn on the cat's head and the duck is eating it. That's when I knew it was way past Beer O'clock. And that was before noon on a Sunday.
Honest, I can't make that up. I've got the video to prove it, too.
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NLA-sounds like a scene out of the animated movie Open Season.
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NLA-sounds like a scene out of the animated movie Open Season.
I'll put together the video after I get over the stress of the situation. 52 beers and counting. I still remember it so I have to get serious here.
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Yeah, ya can't make that stuff up
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That's what you call "surrealism in real life."
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If ya woulda made it up....you would have been able to keep it to yourself.
Musta been rather cathartic to share O0
I love it !
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Sounds like my house there bro....but replace the squirrel with wild rabbits, the cat with the dog , I already have a duck that wanders around in my yard. Also add my two kids and a whole slew of neighborhood kids while Im trying to hang siding......You should have called me yesterday, I would have gladly sat and drank a brewskie with ya..
Timmay
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Now it's turned into a screenplay. I didn't even mention the "incident" at Lowe's.
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NLA - sounds like a great episode for reality TV! LOL
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As soon as the cats came out, I would have dusted off the staple gun. #u#T3r
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Two words: Roast Duck. :x!