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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Drackare on May 03, 2008, 06:41:26 PM

Title: victoria secret
Post by: Drackare on May 03, 2008, 06:41:26 PM

Top Ten things NOT to say in Victoria's Secrets
- The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!

- No Thanks. Just sniffing.

- I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

- Mom will love this.

- Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboy Logo on it?

- No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.

- Will you model this for me???

- Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!

- 45 bucks?? You're gonna end up NAKED anyways!!

Title: Re: victoria secret
Post by: wpruitt on May 03, 2008, 08:24:19 PM

That's only 9 ... What is 10 ?

Quote from: Drackare on May 03, 2008, 06:41:26 PM

Top Ten things NOT to say in Victoria's Secrets
- The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!

- No Thanks. Just sniffing.

- I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

- Mom will love this.

- Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboy Logo on it?

- No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.

- Will you model this for me???

- Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!

- 45 bucks?? You're gonna end up NAKED anyways!!

Title: Re: victoria secret
Post by: Timmay on May 03, 2008, 09:41:29 PM

LOL...he is busy "whippin" that one up! LOL

Title: Re: victoria secret
Post by: Drackare on May 04, 2008, 09:41:52 AM

the last one wasn't a good one