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Discussions About Being Bald => General Discussion => Topic started by: Tucker-54 on May 02, 2008, 07:17:44 PM

Title: The Bald Creed- Everyone Must Read
Post by: Tucker-54 on May 02, 2008, 07:17:44 PM

"This is my Razor. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My Razor is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, as I must master myself. My Razor, without me, is useless. Without my Razor, I am Useless. I must shave my Head true. I must shave my Head so to not be the loser with the comb-over at work. I must shave before that loser tries to convert me to the ways of the comb-over-er and tupee wearee. I WILL...

My Razor and myself know that what counts in this war is not the accessories we use, the cream or gel, nor the knicks we make. We know that it is the bond that counts; the bond between my Razor and myself. WE WILL SHAVE...

My Razor is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, when its dull and needs a new head. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as i will ever guard my legs, arms, my eyes, my heart, and especially my head against damage. I will keep my Razor clean and ready. We will become part of eachother. WE WILL...

Before God, I swear this creed. My Razor and myself are the defenders of my Bald Head. We are the masters of our enemy, MPB. WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF MY LIFE.
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So be it, until victory is Man's and there is no MPB, just slyness!"

by: Tucker-54 O0

based on "The Rifle Creed" by Major General William H. Rupertus (USMC, Ret.)

Title: Re: The Bald Creed- Everyone Must Read
Post by: nomad on May 02, 2008, 07:19:59 PM

awesome brother O0


but funny too :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: The Bald Creed- Everyone Must Read
Post by: BALDANDRE on May 02, 2008, 07:21:07 PM

Nice! O0

Title: Re: The Bald Creed- Everyone Must Read
Post by: wpruitt on May 02, 2008, 08:18:11 PM

Good one Tucker

Title: Re: The Bald Creed- Everyone Must Read
Post by: champ007 on May 02, 2008, 11:00:07 PM

Razor, I think your being idolized or hit on  :*))

Sorry Tucker... couldn't resist  :)

Title: Re: The Bald Creed- Everyone Must Read
Post by: Tucker-54 on May 02, 2008, 11:51:43 PM

haha yeah...incase you all didn't know Razor is my girlfriends name.

shes into that roller derby stuff, and I think I'm the one that shaves in the family

shes 45 and i'm 17, and we live in a trailor neaw hicksville tennesee...yee haw.

we have 5 girls all named bo.






jk ;)

Title: Re: The Bald Creed- Everyone Must Read
Post by: shakf on May 03, 2008, 04:33:51 AM

Nice one!

Title: Re: The Bald Creed- Everyone Must Read
Post by: Timmay on May 03, 2008, 06:56:10 AM

You married my EX Tucker??

Title: Re: The Bald Creed- Everyone Must Read
Post by: Tucker-54 on May 03, 2008, 06:07:36 PM

Shes your EX!1!!!!!!  :XX     I just found out she was my sister!!!!! :D

Title: Re: The Bald Creed- Everyone Must Read
Post by: Tom McGarry. on May 03, 2008, 08:29:47 PM

That was a good post indeed, but just a little too late for the contest for Best Owner!!!

Title: Re: The Bald Creed- Everyone Must Read
Post by: marty22 on May 14, 2008, 04:59:00 PM

Tucker....................you're a riot!