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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Timmay on April 29, 2008, 09:15:45 AM

Title: Looks Like Plastic
Post by: Timmay on April 29, 2008, 09:15:45 AM

An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while the drunk held the tiny object up to the light, slurring, "Well, it looks plastic." Then he rolled it between his fingers, adding, "But it feels like rubber."

Curious, the attorney asked, "What do you have there?"

The drunk replied, "I don't know, but it looks like plastic and feels like rubber."

The attorney responded, "Let me take a look."

So the drunk handed it over and the lawyer rolled between his thumb and fingers, then examined it closely by sniffing and licking it. "Yeah, it does look like plastic and feel like rubber, has no significant smell or taste, I sure don't know what it is. Where did you get it?"

The drunk replied, "Out of my nose

Title: Re: Looks Like Plastic
Post by: SLYinKC on April 29, 2008, 08:09:45 PM

ewwwww........

Title: Re: Looks Like Plastic
Post by: StumpyDave on April 30, 2008, 05:57:56 AM

 ;D
I just sprayed coffee all over my keyboard.

Title: Re: Looks Like Plastic
Post by: Timmay on April 30, 2008, 06:31:45 AM

LOL....

Title: Re: Looks Like Plastic
Post by: nomad on April 30, 2008, 10:43:52 PM

Quote from: SLYinKC on April 29, 2008, 08:09:45 PM

ewwwww........

DITTO... !*u%e