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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: D.A.L.U.I. on April 25, 2008, 12:14:57 PM

Title: Past Love Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on April 25, 2008, 12:14:57 PM

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
>
> A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
> at him. She
> says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he
knows her
> from.
>
> So he says, "Do you know me?"
>
> To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
>
> Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful

> to his
> wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I made
> love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your
partner
> whipped my butt with wet celery???"
>
> She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
>
> 
> 
> "No, I'm your son's teacher."<?

Title: Re: Past Love Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: PBurke on April 25, 2008, 04:03:44 PM

good one

Title: Re: Past Love Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: JDog on April 25, 2008, 07:01:19 PM

hahaha good one saint

Title: Re: Past Love Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SLYinKC on April 25, 2008, 08:51:46 PM

I just about lost it laughing on that one.  That right there is funny. :*))