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Title: WHO would U pick as your bodyguard?
Post by: warhawk on April 24, 2008, 12:48:30 PM: hello fellow chrome domes: just wondering... if U were able 2 afford it... which celebrity either past or present would U choose as your bodyguard? i'll start: mr. bruce lee!!! O0

so... how 'bout U? would ya pick someone from the past like me? or someone in the present? what's your story?

WARHAWK O0
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Post by: tomgallagher on April 24, 2008, 12:49:44 PM: Steven Seagal.
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Post by: Marz on April 24, 2008, 01:42:36 PM: My first thought was Chuck Norris, but he doesnt seem like the type of guy I would want to have following me around all the time.

I think I would pick Danny Trejo

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Dude is just intimidating, he was a champion boxer and I think he would be a cool guy to spend that much time around.
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Post by: herronm on April 24, 2008, 02:10:26 PM: BaldAndre !i#t
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Post by: Timmay on April 24, 2008, 02:15:02 PM: Logan..my son said for me to respond with John Cena...lol

He is a big guy though....and have stood next to him...his arms are about as big around as my thigh...
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Post by: PBurke on April 24, 2008, 02:43:13 PM: goldberg
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Post by: BALDANDRE on April 24, 2008, 02:50:49 PM: Quote from: herronm on April 24, 2008, 02:10:26 PM
BaldAndre !i#t

....awww, you might wanna rethink that one!

I'd pick any of the dudes listed so far...well maybe not Steven Seagal...

I think he'd always be too busy gettin' a donut or pizza or somethin'!
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Post by: schro on April 24, 2008, 02:57:41 PM: Rosie O'Donnell.
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Post by: BALDANDRE on April 24, 2008, 03:00:37 PM: Quote from: schro on April 24, 2008, 02:57:41 PM
Rosie O'Donnell.

Now that's a good one...VERY scary! :o
Title: Re: WHO would U pick as your bodyguard?
Post by: Tyler on April 24, 2008, 03:01:36 PM: pburke...just look at him. He'd scare anyone away!
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Post by: PBurke on April 24, 2008, 03:03:46 PM: i don't know how to take that one. ha ha
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Post by: jusbnme on April 24, 2008, 03:22:11 PM: Ving Rhames - He's intimidating and he's sly. O0 Great actor too.

I don't think I'd have a problem with this guy around.

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Title: Re: WHO would U pick as your bodyguard?
Post by: Tyler on April 24, 2008, 03:26:05 PM: Quote from: PBurke on April 24, 2008, 03:03:46 PM
i don't know how to take that one. ha ha

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Post by: buddha on April 24, 2008, 03:26:46 PM: Hard to argue with Bruce Lee. In his stead I would think about a guy named Paul Vunak, he is a disciple of the late Bruce Lee. I think he is the top American master of Jeet Kune Do.
Oops, I just re-read the thread and saw that it calls for celebrities. Vunak is not a celebrity.
Failing this I nominate Timothy Oliphant from "Hit Man".
Title: Re: WHO would U pick as your bodyguard?
Post by: PBurke on April 24, 2008, 03:32:16 PM: who was the big black dude in the green mile? that guy is scary.
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Post by: jusbnme on April 24, 2008, 03:35:39 PM: Quote from: PBurke on April 24, 2008, 03:32:16 PM
who was the big black dude in the green mile? that guy is scary.

Michael Clarke Duncan is his name. Yeah, he's a big dude for sure. Bigger than Ving Rhames. But when he smiles he looks way too nice. He's a real good actor too. He's a real down to earth, nice guy. I just checked out an old youtube clip of him the other day on some old talk show.
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Post by: PBurke on April 24, 2008, 03:36:50 PM: didn't he play deebo in FRIDAY?
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Post by: buddha on April 24, 2008, 03:38:38 PM: Quote from: Lance on April 24, 2008, 03:35:39 PM
Quote from: PBurke on April 24, 2008, 03:32:16 PM
who was the big black dude in the green mile? that guy is scary.

Michael Clarke Duncan is his name. Yeah, he's a big dude for sure. Bigger than Ving Rhames. But when he smiles he looks way too nice. He's a real good actor too. He's a real down to earth, nice guy. I just checked out an old youtube clip of him the other day on some old talk show.

He played a dentist on George Lopez once. That was enough to scare the hell out of me!
Title: Re: WHO would U pick as your bodyguard?
Post by: jusbnme on April 24, 2008, 03:39:40 PM: Quote from: PBurke on April 24, 2008, 03:36:50 PM
didn't he play deebo in FRIDAY?

No, that's a totally different guy. Now that dude you're talking about in Friday...He's a scary lookin' mofo.
Title: Re: WHO would U pick as your bodyguard?
Post by: jusbnme on April 24, 2008, 03:44:33 PM: Quote from: PBurke on April 24, 2008, 03:36:50 PM
didn't he play deebo in FRIDAY?

Actually after you mentioned it I started thinking about that movie and I think I could remember him in but not a big part. I looked it up and he did play an extra in the movie. It's when deebo and Chris Tucker are playing dice and it's all black and white. Michael Clarke Duncan, The Green Mile, is in the background. Never knew that. Huh.
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Post by: schro on April 24, 2008, 03:50:17 PM: He also played Kingpin in the DareDevil movie. Also the Kingpin character was white in the comic book, MCD did a great job in the movie.
Great flick.
Title: Re: WHO would U pick as your bodyguard?
Post by: ugabulldog on April 24, 2008, 06:03:24 PM: Kimbo Slice
Title: Re: WHO would U pick as your bodyguard?
Post by: warhawk on April 24, 2008, 07:07:15 PM: Quote from: ugabulldog on April 24, 2008, 06:03:24 PM
Kimbo Slice
that's one intimidating guy. he wears a full-headed horse-shoe. he needs 2 scrape that noggin' smoooooth but i'm not telling him that.

WARHAWK O0
Title: Re: WHO would U pick as your bodyguard?
Post by: R o b 6 on April 24, 2008, 09:53:14 PM: Anton Chigurh.
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Post by: PianoMan on April 25, 2008, 06:22:03 AM: Will Smith. If he couldn't kick someone's azz he could rap and make them laugh! LOL
Title: Re: WHO would U pick as your bodyguard?
Post by: JDog on April 25, 2008, 08:31:17 AM: Quote from: Marz on April 24, 2008, 01:42:36 PM
My first thought was Chuck Norris, but he doesnt seem like the type of guy I would want to have following me around all the time.

I think I would pick Danny Trejo

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Dude is just intimidating, he was a champion boxer and I think he would be a cool guy to spend that much time around.

Danny Trejo would be a good choice for me too. Not only was he a championship boxer but he served quite a bit of time in the joint before he became an actor. Jail is a great place to learn how to hurt people and when you put those skills to work as a bodyguard,well you really cant lose.
Title: Re: WHO would U pick as your bodyguard?
Post by: don on April 25, 2008, 10:21:19 PM: Lou Ferrigno.