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Discussions About Being Bald => Bald Stories => Topic started by: Jer on April 23, 2008, 03:27:58 AM

Title: Better than any headrub...
Post by: Jer on April 23, 2008, 03:27:58 AM
Wow, so I think you are all going to like this one.

So Saturday was UFC 83 right?  Well, a buddy of mine calls to say he's got some tickets to the VIP room at this Country bar,  with free food and 2 big screen T.V.'s.  So we're there having some drinks and food and just relaxing.  There were a few girls there in bikini's to strut along the bar with the # of each round.  They got the attention of everyone in there!

My friends and I were all standing around the corner of the bar with our drinks and plates of food talking between fights, when all of a sudden, I feel something slimy along the back of my head.  Here I'm thinking I'm gonna knock someone out, but as I turn around I see it's one of the girls, folding a chicken wing dunked in hot sauce giggling.  I'm absolutely dumbfounded and didn't know what to say, so I'm just standing there with my mouth open in shock.  Then she puts the wing down, licks her fingers, grabs my head and torns me back around and starts to lick it all off!

Now that definitely beats all the random head rubs I've gotten from women so far!
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Post by: Mikekoz13 on April 23, 2008, 04:54:40 AM
Nothin' like a babe in a bikini that will lick sauce off your head O0
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Post by: jusbnme on April 23, 2008, 06:02:02 AM
Awesome bro.   O0
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Post by: warhawk on April 23, 2008, 07:04:44 AM
NICE >:D O0 O0

WARHAWK O0
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Post by: PigPen on April 23, 2008, 07:17:13 AM
We need more women like that.....lol

I would say that beats a headrub
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Post by: schro on April 23, 2008, 07:25:27 AM
The nerve of some hot girl in a bikini licking your head like that.  O0 O0

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Post by: Paul on April 23, 2008, 07:29:52 AM
Need directions...how do I get there >:D
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Post by: herronm on April 23, 2008, 09:05:48 AM
I'm never in the right place at the right time. :(
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Post by: BALDANDRE on April 23, 2008, 12:14:27 PM
Niiiicccceeee! O0
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Post by: bludger44 on April 23, 2008, 12:41:00 PM
Still waiting for my first one. Well I received one from a coworker one night when we were out at a bar. She did it and I didnt mind. But I wasnt sly at that point, I was shaving with 0 guard and hadn't taken the sly plunge at that time.
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Post by: jusbnme on April 23, 2008, 12:55:43 PM
Need directions...how do I get there >:D

Yeah, where is this place?  >:D
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Post by: Jer on April 23, 2008, 01:07:30 PM
Cowboy's Ranch in London Ontario!  Oh, and did I mention that all the waitresses all wear tight corsets...

Come on down and I'll show you around.

Oh, one more thing, it's a Country bar, as you can see by the name, so there are LOTS of Farmers Daughter's...  :@`
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Post by: jusbnme on April 23, 2008, 01:09:00 PM
Cowboy's Ranch in London Ontario!  Oh, and did I mention that all the waitresses all wear tight corsets...

Come on down and I'll show you around.

Oh, one more thing, it's a Country bar, as you can see by the name, so there are LOTS of Farmers Daughter's...  :@`

Farmer's daughters, hey?  Thems some thick girls right thur.   >:D
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Post by: Jer on April 23, 2008, 01:16:42 PM
Oh no!  They're SO far from thick!
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Post by: jusbnme on April 23, 2008, 01:17:55 PM
Oh no!  They're SO far from thick!

Really?   ;D

I was just joking anyway bro.  It's just that old saying about corn fed farm girls.  But actually I was saying in a good way.  I likes mine thick.   >:D
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Post by: Jer on April 23, 2008, 01:25:53 PM
Well, like any bar, there's a very nice assortment!
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Post by: nomad on April 23, 2008, 04:26:43 PM
next time I get back there I'll look ya up so we coral some farmers daughters at the ranch
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Post by: Tyler on May 02, 2008, 12:12:58 AM
I told you that I'm hanging out with Fortin when I'm in his area!!
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Post by: Jer on May 02, 2008, 05:22:58 AM
Yeah, and summer's here now...  The beach is starting to pick up and the patios are always full.  Just think of all the Canadian women and you can't forget about our beer too!
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Post by: nomad on May 02, 2008, 10:19:35 AM
Fortin i can't wait to get back up there. I had a great time and your right the women ther are awesome. As you can teel from the pics I had some fun with that when I was up there. LOL