Sly Bald Guys Forum
Confidence and Success => Relationships/Dating => Topic started by: Rafter on April 17, 2008, 09:26:45 AM
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What's the secret to a good comeback line?
The KEY is that it needs to be sophisticated or obscure enough to take your adversary off-guard- they have to stop and think it through, which puts them on the defensive!
What is your comeback line?
http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz_94.html
My comeback line,
"Grow up, not down, fool!" :/O
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Cry me a river...build a bridge and get over it...
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"Is this your goal in life or something? Cause my goal in life is to kill you"
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...sorry this is what it came up with for me when I put my name in
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well...when i typed in my name... my comeback line was:
sticks and stones may break my bones but uh i forget how it ends. :/O
WARHAWK O0
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lol
thats typical ofyou warhawk...lol
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Same as Mel's...... but in real life my line is:
If you ain't fuc*in' me or you don't sign my paycheck, i don't give a sh*t what you think.
(Well that was in my younger days.......... now I just tend to laugh at people.... makes them real nervous.)
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When I put in just my first name I got the same as Timmay so i put in my for name and got...Dude, eau de toilet doesn't mean dunk your head in the toilet. Which I like better
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well it was odd but this is what i got ...."You stink... stink like a fetid corpse that has been baking in the desert for 5 and a half days (then sniff) no 6 days".....
my real come back is this...if i cant touch it suck it or @#$^it aint for me....
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err.... that site said "Your fly is open (especially if it's not then keep staring at their genitals)"
not really my style.
My favorite comeback is "Aww scarecrow, I just know the wizard will give you a brain".
there are others but they contain some pretty colorful language and adult rudeness.
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Here's mine:
"Is that how you normally look or did you just get a crayon stuck up your nose?"
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The website gave me the same as Rafter's.
My real one is "Thanks ___________, that means so much to me coming from a dickhead like you".
If it's a female, I insert beeotch, or c*nt for dickhead on an as needed basis.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me. !p
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Well, here's mine. Honest, I could not make this stuff up......
"Your fly is open (especially if it's not then keep staring at their genitals)"
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I used both my names
for Jim it's
"You're so badger-like. Are you the spawn of Saddam Hussein or something"
for James its
"Are you talking to me? Punk"
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I feel as I am about to enter into a battle of wits with an unarmed individual.
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"You are very similar to rubber in texture and appearance"
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mine is "I was with yo momma last night... she's really not all that good in bed but I guess you already know that"
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mine is "I was with yo momma last night... she's really not all that good in bed but I guess you already know that"
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WARHAWK O0
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Nomad...you must have ran into my neighbor LOL
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Nomad...you must have ran into my neighbor LOL
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Also, if I'm with a couple people and somebody starts up I'll say......
Well this a meeting of the mindless and now that you're here we can start.
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Here's mine: "Yeah well yo mama"
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"Ahhh Piss Off!!!!" (said in a British accent, of course)
learned it in London watching soccer at the pubs...
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Mine sucks...
"How do you like them apples"
What am I... 2??
OMG... my last name gave me the same thing.....
As the Beatles would say " I'm a !0$3r "
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"You stink... stink like a fetid corpse that has been baking in the desert for 5 and a half days (then sniff) no 6 days"
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conjunction junction...whats your function..............
WHATTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! sorry I was just caught up in one of those moments...
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I got the same one as BRob, the crayon up the nose
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I just don't know what to think about mine...
"You are wasting my time with your razor sharp insults"
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I got the same one as StogieStang.
Here's mine: "Would you like to have some cheese with that whine?" 8)
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I just don't know what to think about mine...
"You are wasting my time with your razor sharp insults"
I got the same one...
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It starts with B and ends with OFF, but I've never had to use it. Guess nobody really ever gets in my face. ::)
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The Military taught me how to intimidate people alot....So I can't remember the last time someone got in my face or confronted me...
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"You're such a badger."
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"I don't know what your problem is; your wife liked me well enough."
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"You're going out to eat? Damn!......I never knew Farm & Fleet had a drive thru!" :D
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What is really strange, is I would say this! (not really)
"Did Shamu just jump out of his tank waddle over here then die or is that your stench?"