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Discussions About Being Bald => General Discussion => Topic started by: Timmay on April 12, 2008, 10:32:28 AM
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The Man's Rules
We always hear ' the rules '
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports : It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You ca n either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this..
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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Good one Timmy. I can relate to alot of those. :*))
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holy crap! timmay made sense. ha ha ha j/k bro. that is a good one
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now if we could get all the females to understand these rules there might just be peace on earth.........ya right?!?! :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))
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Timmay I absolutly love #1
that list is hilarious
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The Man's Rules
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
RIGHT ON ! This has always been a sore spot with me. Like, how come THEY can't adjust the seat once in a while ?
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
Uhh.. actually; I DO know what mauve is .....
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timmy: i most definitely can relate 2 that list. :*)) O0 O0 O0
WARHAWK O0
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Timmay I absolutly love #1
that list is hilarious
Which #1....they are all #1 LOL..
Timmay
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Priceless Timmay! Good job.
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Timmay for President!
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Timmay for President!
And you think we have problems NOW? ....geeze...remember im a person who doesnt give a sheet!