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Head Shaving, Grooming & Care => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: dieseldan04 on April 06, 2008, 02:16:11 PM
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I have awakened a couple of times this past week with huge lines on my dome from my sheets and pillowcase, anyone know of a way to make them go away fast before you get to work? My wife who is an RN says to use Preparation H cream, is that right?
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I have awakened a couple of times this past week with huge lines on my dome from my sheets and pillowcase, anyone know of a way to make them go away fast before you get to work? My wife who is an RN says to use Preparation H cream, is that right?
I'm not sure about sheet marks but read the warning label and don't take it orally :*)) :*)) :*))
or you'll be able to whistle real good
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what the sheet are u talking about???? who gives a sheet!!!!!! are u sheeting me??!!
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Oh sheet, ;D how about taking a shower, massaging your scalp a bit and drinking some water to rehydrate your body. Most people don't give two sheets about sheet marks, and other related stuff, but I have had similar thoughts when I am between the sheets. (Who am I sheeting!) :*)) :*)) :*))
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What the sheet is going on around here. It's like you all are sheeting the word sheet right out of your mouth. If I hear the word sheet one more time I'm going to sheet bricks. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Yeah bro. I've had the same problem once in a while. Don't really know what to do about it except give it time to fade. :-\
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f**k that sheet !!!!! grab some ice cubes to relax the skin...take a nice warm shower...no bullsheet there brother!!!!
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Dude this thread made me laugh so hard I sheet!! ;D This is why I love this place!!
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ive had some unregular sheet lately....hope to get some good grilled food in me soon....going to mich. so that means grillin' out and chuggin' brews!!!!!!
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where in MI? I soent my girst 22 years there before Unkie Sam got ahold of me
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Wow, never had that happen, I thought you were just sheeting us... ;D
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Lets just hope all of your UPS and DOWNS are between the Sheets! LOL
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Lets just hope all of your UPS and DOWNS are between the Sheets! LOL
OMG Timmaaayyy!!
hey rickybobby? where in MI will you be? I'm near GR.
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I'm laughing sooooo hard right now! This sheet is funny!
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Im still laughing hard...so hard I think I just sheets my pants...lol
Timmay
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Timmmmay, stop it, your just full of sheet... :*))
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I like it when the wife hangs my sheet out on the clothes line...the fresh spring air blowing thru them giving the neighborhood a nice scent..
Timmayy
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I don't know, that sheet really stinks... :*))
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Country Fresh Air! LOL
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Looks like sheet, smells like sheet, , taste like sheet, it must be sheet.... O0
Wow, how far off of this topic did we get? :*)) :*)) :*))
Gotta go for now, I got sheet to do...
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yeah poor dan still hasnt gotten a solution to his sheet marks....
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At this point he probably does not give a sheet....
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And I thought this thread was going to be about the sheet marks in your underwear! :D ;D
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I thought the same thing too XNEW...when I seen the topic....but lets not go there OK..lol
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Man that is a pretty sheety way to start the morning!! This post is one of the best I have seen posted anywhere it's classic!! lol :P
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Or.....actually I really thought Dan was talking about leaving marks on his sheets. You shouldnt sleep naked dude! LOL...and thats what they make SHEET WIPE FOR! LOL
Timmay
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I really don't think he has his sheet together :*)) O:
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well this sheet is getting deep...guess I will get my sheety ass to bed..lol
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Sheet happens!!! :*))
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I can't believe this sheety thread is still going. This is some funny sheet! :*)) :*)) :*))
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Yea, well one of these days the sheets gonna hit the fan... :*))
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How dare you say taht mojim....id slap ya but sheet splatters LOL
Timmay
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I wonder if anyone if tired of this sheet yet....I can go on for days..... :*))
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well let me tell ya....this sheet beats just sitting here all day doing nothing...lol I think i need to go take sheet LOL
Timmay
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Well go sheet then, I don't need to hear about that sheet..... :*))
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KNOCK KNOCK!........ummm do you have any extra sheet wipe....im out
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Timmmay, your so full of sheet.... :*))
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Thats WHY I have Brown eyes....damn couldn't ever figure that out...well thats just the sheets.
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Dieseldan4, dispite all of this sheet being verbally tossed about here, have you found any of the "real" answers to work for you? ???
I have had an occasional line or mark on my head and the mark is usally gone by the time I'm leaving for work; but I usually am on the tread mill for a while, and shower and shave and breakfast, etc. So it's more than an hour after waking up before I'm out the door, which is usually sufficient time for any marks to go away. ^-^ But for you guys that get up and are out the door in a matter of minutes, you might have some tell-tale signs on your noggin from the night before. What REALLY works for you? :-\
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Holy SHEET! What did I start here? :/O
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I don't know, but this sheet is getting old...
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Fine ....we will just knock the sheet and be good....lol
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Were quitting, your sheeting me..... :*))
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I sheet you not! >:D
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now look what you have done mojim...you got Xnew involved in this sheet!
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now look what you have done mojim...you got Xnew involved in this sheet!
Holy Sheet :*))
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I don't know how I got mixed up in this sheet! :D
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I know, you just stepped right into this big old pile of sheet... :*))
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I think the problem is your sheet is just too hard and rough..... try a sheet softener :*))
Ice
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Is the Sheet softener you talking about like a downy dryer sheet? Cause if it is...then how in the crap is a dryer sheet gonna help your Sheet?
Timmay
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When is this sheet going to stop??? :*))
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This sheet never ceases to amaze me, of course I don't know sheet from shinola when it comes to sheet marks. When I saw the thread title I thought you had sheet in bed, which left Marks, no offense to any Marks here, or anywhere else for that matter. I hope no one refered to you as Sheet Head (Marks)! I guess sheet (marks) happens to all of us some time or another, whether on our head or another part of our anatomy. Maybe we could come up with a Sheet (Marks) remover and patent it but, what would we call it? Sheet (marks) Away, Sheet (marks) remover, Sheet (marks) Out. Then after a few months of successful sales we would come up with the New and Improved version and call it Super Duper Sheet (marks) Away, etc.....
Currently I am Sheetless, and my Sheet does not stink!
RR
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This sheet never ceases to amaze me, of course I don't know sheet from shinola when it comes to sheet marks. When I saw the thread title I thought you had sheet in bed, which left Marks, no offense to any Marks here, or anywhere else for that matter. I hope no one refered to you as Sheet Head (Marks)! I guess sheet (marks) happens to all of us some time or another, whether on our head or another part of our anatomy. Maybe we could come up with a Sheet (Marks) remover and patent it but, what would we call it? Sheet (marks) Away, Sheet (marks) remover, Sheet (marks) Out. Then after a few months of successful sales we would come up with the New and Improved version and call it Super Duper Sheet (marks) Away, etc.....
Currently I am Sheetless, and my Sheet does not stink!
RR
I'm speechless, I don't have sheet to say... :*))
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Is the Sheet softener you talking about like a downy dryer sheet? Cause if it is...
Timmay
If it's the sheet you're talking about Timmay, it called Ex-Lax ;D
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Well damn....look at that..I was just walking thru here and looks like I just stepped into some SHeet!
LOL
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This sheet keeps going and going... :*))
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This sheet never ceases to amaze me, of course I don't know sheet from shinola when it comes to sheet marks. When I saw the thread title I thought you had sheet in bed, which left Marks, no offense to any Marks here, or anywhere else for that matter. I hope no one refered to you as Sheet Head (Marks)! I guess sheet (marks) happens to all of us some time or another, whether on our head or another part of our anatomy. Maybe we could come up with a Sheet (Marks) remover and patent it but, what would we call it? Sheet (marks) Away, Sheet (marks) remover, Sheet (marks) Out. Then after a few months of successful sales we would come up with the New and Improved version and call it Super Duper Sheet (marks) Away, etc.....
Currently I am Sheetless, and my Sheet does not stink!
RR
I think we should call it Sheet No Mo...LOL......................with a refreshing scent. LOL
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How long will this sheet go on?????? :*))
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How long will this sheet go on?????? :*))
I agree mo, this sheet has got to end! ;D
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Ok, the sheet stops here..... :*))
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What you are kidding me...no I will not let it stop.......The Sheet must go on...its not over until the fat lady sings.....
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Ok, I mean I really don't give a sheet.... :*))
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Ok, so this is the first time I read this thread, and the is some funny sheet, I can't believe the sheet that goes on around here when I'm not around.
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This sheet still going? ???
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ok, now stop it :x! :x!
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No that sheet dont count...she is just busty.....gonan have to take a fatter lady than that....
Now how ya like that sheet?
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Cut the sheet Timmmmmay!!!! :*))
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FINE! I WILL!
geeze....I always catch all the SHEET!
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That is because you are so full of sheet....Nah...I'm just sheeting you..... :*)) :*))
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Same sheet, different day, bro's! :D
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OK, cut the sheet. I have ignored this sheet long enough.
Diesel, first off if your wife says to use preperation H on your dome, isn't she calling you a sheet-head??
And Bro's, the Tide Go Stick will get the Sheet Marks out of your boxers!!
I mean sheet, have you all lost it over this sheet ???
I have seen this sheet make it to other post, talkin sheet to unsuspecting posters.
And pburke, nice try with the pic but she ain't sheet.
Here is the real sheet..... you should hear her sing!!
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The weather this week is starting off better than the sheety weather we had last week...
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welll the sheet isnt any better here either....woke up to rain and cold yesterday and then the sheet turned to sleet...and its only a sheetie 38 out right now...
Now..take that sheet down your bowl...lol
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Back on topic, Dan, Did you finally get your sheet taken care of ? ;)
Tim, I think it's time to put this sheet to bed, since you've gotten us knee deep and rising in this sheet. :/O >:D
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Back on topic, Dan, Did you finally get your sheet taken care of ? ;)
Tim, I think it's time to put this sheet to bed, since you've gotten us knee deep and rising in this sheet. :/O >:D
So are you saying the sheet stops here???? :*))
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I aint forcing anyone to post their Sheet in here...if you got sheet to drop....drop it here....the sun is shining so Im gonna give this sheet a rest and go out and hang some Sheets of vinyl siding on me house! See ya fellow sheet dodgers! LOL
Timmay
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No post here for awhile, do we not give a sheet anymore????Does not anyone want to step up and spread the sheet? I, for one care deeply about the sheet here and I don't give a sheet what anyone else says... B$F!g I will do this sheet by myself if need be!!! :*))
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I guess everybody finally said "sheet on it".......... because it seems to be same sheet different day.
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but sheet smells different on each day....so its not really the same sheet now is it Mike...? LOL
Timmay
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I guess everybody finally said "sheet on it".......... because it seems to be same sheet different day.
That is a bunch of bullsheet!!!! :*))
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The sheet does smell different, but the sheet ALWAYS smells like sheet ;D
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I think we have a recorded on the worlds longest SHEET!
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I guess everybody finally said "sheet on it".......... because it seems to be same sheet different day.
Mike, I do believe this sheet has run it's course. ;)
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Sheet can run a long way bro....especially if you drop the sheet on a mountain side...lol
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How long can this sheet go on???????????
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As long as someone can dish the sheet out. ;D
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letme go get my shovel...lol
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I can't stop posting in this sheety thread.........AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
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this sheet is addicting....who would have known?? LOL
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looks like the sheet didn't hit the fan after all.....it keeps going and going and...awwww sheeeeeet
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and the sheet keeps coming...... :*))
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all the talk about sheets got me to thinking.. I remember when my mom use to hang Sheets out on the line and I can remember smelling them in the back yard, you could always smell the fabric softener...So I would often ride my bike between them and let the sheets rub all over my face as i went thru them..............?
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all the talk about sheets got me to thinking.. I remember when my mom use to hang Sheets out on the line and I can remember smelling them in the back yard, you could always smell the fabric softener...So I would often ride my bike between them and let the sheets rub all over my face as i went thru them..............?
Alright dude, enough of that. You're starting to sound like some feminine hygiene commercial. ;D Only joking bro. I totally respect that story. There are a few things like that I remember from my childhood too. Like the smell of a certain perfume my mom would always wear. Or a definite one is the smell of my grandfather's workshop out back. It always had the smell of freshly sawed wood.
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You ever have that not so fresh feeling ..Mom? Ahhh SHEET yes honey..all the time..here I just use this....LOL
Timmay
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You ever have that not so fresh feeling ..Mom? As SHEET yes honey..all the time..here I just use this....LOL
Timmay
Sicko. :D lol ;D
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smelling them and let the sheets rub all over my face
You smell and rub your face in sheet ??? :*))
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Yeah..you should try it...just get a good running start and go in head first LOL
Timmay.....Oh the Sheets
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Sheet! I can't believe I read 7 full pages about sheet!
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Look at it this way Tyler...Same Sheet different Day....and whats even better...is this sheet is getting read to run over to page 8
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Holy sheet,,,are you sheeting me,, this sheet has almost gone 8 pages. That's alot of sheet about nothing.
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I just really think that this post doesnt have a sheetin dang thing to do with what it was orginally intended for....
Hell umm sheet.....i even forgot what the topic was about..
Timmay
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When I first went sly, I would shave my head just before going to bed. It was in the summertime and my head would sweat and was irritated because of all the sheet. Thankfully my cat uses the litter box, so at least my head was not lying in cat sheet! But when my head got used to being shaved, I no longer felt sheety!
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That could have been a sheety deal if your head would of layed in the cat sheet box...lol
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I can't believe this sheet started up again!!!! On to SHEET 8!!
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Oh sheet! Not again. Why is this sheet so popular? I guess it's just the way sheet goes...
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This sheet is just crazy. I mean how much more can we all talk about sheet. Its a good thing that this monitor isnt a "Scratch and Sniff" monitor...because I have a feeling this thread is really full of SHEET...
LOL
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Check out my post about the weirdest thing on the side of the road. That's a lot of sheet!
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P@^ P@^ P@^
Page 8.......Party Party
Sheet...imagine when this sheet gets to page 10....
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I cannot believe this thread has stretched to 8 pages of posts. That is some crazy sheet!
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I cannot believe this thread has stretched to 8 pages of posts. That is some crazy sheet!
JDog-
Is the sheet just as crazy on that side of the globe??
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I cannot believe this thread has stretched to 8 pages of posts. That is some crazy sheet!
JDog-
Is the sheet just as crazy on that side of the globe??
Mike, Sheet yeah. Sheet down under is really starting to hit the proverbial fan. A new PM, water shortage,gang wars, rich inner city dwellers want more and more tax breaks and benefits,terrorist threats,xenophobia,bans on rec fishing,traffic congestion,inadequate hospitals and schools,smoking bans in pubs and clubs,gambling addiction(highest in the world),little or no competition in Airlines thus making flights to North America extremley expensive,child murder,mandatory unions,consumerism,alcoholism,methamphetamine production and use,high petrol prices,shark attacks,violent protests,Anti-Americanism.
Sheet is crazy down here.
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I cannot believe this thread has stretched to 8 pages of posts. That is some crazy sheet!
JDog-
Is the sheet just as crazy on that side of the globe??
Mike, Sheet yeah. Sheet down under is really starting to hit the proverbial fan. A new PM, water shortage,gang wars, rich inner city dwellers want more and more tax breaks and benefits,terrorist threats,xenophobia,bans on rec fishing,traffic congestion,inadequate hospitals and schools,smoking bans in pubs and clubs,gambling addiction(highest in the world),little or no competition in Airlines thus making flights to North America extremley expensive,child murder,mandatory unions,consumerism,alcoholism,methamphetamine production and use,high petrol prices,shark attacks,violent protests,Anti-Americanism.
Sheet is crazy down here.
Hey that sounds like American sheet!!! You sure you aren't in the States somewhere hiding out so you don't have to put up with all that sheet???
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Is it true JDog that the Sheet goes down a different way in Aussie than it does in the States? LOL
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Is it true JDog that the Sheet goes down a different way in Aussie than it does in the States? LOL
There's my buddy TIMMJ stirring up the sheet again..........
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LOl...sheets gettin deep aint it...lol
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Tim, Mike makes a good point in that both countries have similar sheet going on, Aussies usually approach the sheet with a care free sort of attitude. "She'll be right" is a common phrase heard that symbolises their thought that everything will right itself inevitably. Most have realized that isnt always the case.
Both countries are reknowned for their can do attitude and independent thinking spirit.
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Tim, Mike makes a good point in that both countries have similar sheet going on, Aussies usually approach the sheet with a care free sort of attitude. "She'll be right" is a common phrase heard that symbolises their thought that everything will right itself inevitably. Most have realized that isnt always the case.
Both countries are reknowned for their can do attitude and independent thinking spirit.
And that's no sheet! @c3 >:D
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Hey how is everyone. Good I hope. Any new Sheet happen over the weekend? Just did the normal sheet around here, not too exciting.
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I was wondering if any of this was related to Jack Sheet or any of his relatives?
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No actually I think it is related to Major Sheet....
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I think thats Jacks dad, he's the big sheet
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But Jack's Dad is a minister right? So that would be Holy Sheet!
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OMG! We've started ANOTHER page of sheet!
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somebody please make this sheet stop! :Xo!
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you heard the Cajun! No more sheet talk.
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Ok, Ok, Ok, now this sheet is definatly getting old,,, you people need to cut this sheet out. It's time to move on people, we all know that it's just the same old sheet, different day!!
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I just want to thank God for giving us different Sheet for different days.....
for some reason...those two key words...just do not work well in the same sentence..
Timmay
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Oh :o
Sheet!
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well sheet this is the first time i caught this sheety thread...what the sheet ..i guess if you free ball this sheet don't matter..lol but in other sheet...as for me and sheet marks..no i do how ever get marks from sunglasses..that sheet can start to hurt...but what the sheet i would rather see than be blinded by the sun all day...and the sun can do some messed up sheet too you to...time to go put it between the sheets...lol
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The never ending stream of sheet continues..........
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SHEET!!!!!!! I feel a 10 coming on! LOL.....party party
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SHEET!!!!!!! I feel a 10 coming on! LOL.....party party
These sheet jokes really stink
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B$MT...is it in the red yet?? LOL
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i think it has blown up.
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Whoda thunk it? Nine pages about nothing but sheet.
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what is drawing people here anyways....surely it isnt the smell of fresh sheet
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No matter how you spell it, sheet's always funny! Let's see if this post will bump us to 10 pages of sheet!!
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WOW that's some scary sheet LOL :*)) :*)) :*))
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ITS A 10 SHEET SPREAD!
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Imagine if we can draw this sheet out to 20pages of posts. That would be some damn crazy sheet.
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This sheet keeps going and going and going and going................beep....beep....beep...watch out everyone the Charmin truck is backin in....beep ...beep...beep
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This is the sheet that never ends! It just goes on and on my friend......
(sing this to the tune of the "Song that Never Ends")
Where is Shari Lewis and Lambchop when you need them!
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Marsh, that's some sheet music
Please no...not 11 pages of sheet!
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i was over this sheet 9 pages ago.
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I LOVE IT! LOL....makes me just want to celebrate and relive my childhood again....Riding my bike thru the sheets and letting them brush across my face.LOL
Just think of the song from Chariots of Fire as you are trying to visualize this! LOL
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Is this sheet yellow. Could be the yellow brick road.
Timmay, why don't you put on that pair of Ruby Reds to match your red 'n whites and follow it to the Emerald City! :*))
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You going to be the Wizzard behind the curtain waiting on me?? LOL
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My wife claims I'm the scarecrow, "if I only had a brain"!
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You have your Ruby Reds and Toto.
I have my head filled with straw.'
Let's see who else we're gonna meet before we get to Emerald City.
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Riding my bike thru the sheets. LOL
Just think of the song from Chariots of Fire as you are trying to visualize this! LOL
You stole my idea. :x!
I'll ride my bike along those yellow sheets and head towards Emerald City. I'll need to attach a side car for TimmJ and Rodger. Those two are way too old to keep up with the pace of my bike.
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HEY!...OLD? You havent seen this BUFF body have you...dont underestimate my power bro! LOL...
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Whew, I think this sheety topic is finally ending...
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This sheet is getting deeper, I need some waders
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Hail to the SHEET!
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So much sheet has been piled in this thread, I'm having to watch where I step. I dont want to get sheet on my new shoes.
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I think Im gonna have to invent a SHEET blower....liek a snow blower...lol...drive it past Nomads house and watch it splatter on his lawn! LOL
Timmay
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talkin about a bunch of sheet work...lol
a big ol pile of sheet work..
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I think Im gonna have to invent a SHEET blower....liek a snow blower...lol...drive it past Nomads house and watch it splatter on his lawn! LOL
Timmay
the hotel might get pi$$ed off for throwing sheet all over their lawn, they'd probablly throw a sheet fit
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I dont give a sheet....I paid to stay there didnt I? Thats what teh maids are for...... LOL
Timmay
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I think Im gonna have to invent a SHEET blower....liek a snow blower...lol...drive it past Nomads house and watch it splatter on his lawn! LOL
Timmay
It's been done TimmJ.. It's called a SHEET SPREADER !p
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Holy sheet,,, I thought that someone put this sheet to rest. Now we're 11 pages deep in sheet.
I can't believe how full of sheet this thread is.
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I thought this sheet died..... but somebody had to come along and stir up the sheet again!!!
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Yeah, Funshine what he said.
Sheet!!!
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Nahh it didnt die....we just got constipated for a bit...nothing some good FiberOne cant take care of....so Ladies and Gentlemen....Let the Sheets begin...lol
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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's SHEET ... that's right, SHEET!
S-H-E-E-T....... SHEET!!!!
SHEET may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get SHEET-faced, Be SHEET-out-of-luck, Or have SHEET for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your SHEET together, find a place for your SHEET, or be asked to SHEET or get off the pot.
You can smoke SHEET, buy SHEET, sell SHEET, lose SHEET, find SHEET, forget SHEET, and tell others to eat SHEET and die.
Some people know their SHEET, while others can't tell the difference between SHEET and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull SHEET, horse SHEET, and chicken SHEET.
You can throw SHEET, sling SHEET, catch SHEET, shoot the SHEET, or duck when the SHEET hits the fan.
You can give a SHEET or serve SHEET on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep SHEET or be happier than a pig in SHEET.
Some days are colder than SHEET, some days are hotter than SHEET, and some days are just plain sheetty.
Some music sounds like SHEET, things can look like SHEET, and there are times when you feel like SHEET.
You can have too much SHEET, not enough SHEET, the right SHEET, the wrong SHEET or a lot of weird SHEET.
You can carry SHEET, have a mountain of SHEET, or find yourself up SHEET creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to SHEET and other times you fall in a bucket of SHEET and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your SHEET, you don’t need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a SHEET; or not do so if you don't give a SHEET!
Well, SHEET, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a SHEET and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of SHEET. But, if you happened to catch a load of SHEET from some SHEET-head...........
Well, SHEET Happens!!!
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Dang woman.....lol..you know your sheet
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You ain't Sheetin' ^-^
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I think Funshine covered all the sheet I can think of! LOL
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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's SHEET ... that's right, SHEET!
S-H-E-E-T....... SHEET!!!!
SHEET may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get SHEET-faced, Be SHEET-out-of-luck, Or have SHEET for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your SHEET together, find a place for your SHEET, or be asked to SHEET or get off the pot.
You can smoke SHEET, buy SHEET, sell SHEET, lose SHEET, find SHEET, forget SHEET, and tell others to eat SHEET and die.
Some people know their SHEET, while others can't tell the difference between SHEET and shineola.
There are lucky sh*ts, dumb sh*ts, and crazy sh*ts.
There is bull SHEET, horse SHEET, and chicken SHEET.
You can throw SHEET, sling SHEET, catch SHEET, shoot the SHEET, or duck when the SHEET hits the fan.
You can give a SHEET or serve SHEET on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep SHEET or be happier than a pig in SHEET.
Some days are colder than SHEET, some days are hotter than SHEET, and some days are just plain sheetty.
Some music sounds like SHEET, things can look like SHEET, and there are times when you feel like SHEET.
You can have too much SHEET, not enough SHEET, the right SHEET, the wrong SHEET or a lot of weird SHEET.
You can carry SHEET, have a mountain of SHEET, or find yourself up SHEET creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to SHEET and other times you fall in a bucket of SHEET and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your SHEET, you don’t need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a SHEET; or not do so if you don't give a SHEET!
Well, SHEET, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a SHEET and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of SHEET. But, if you happened to catch a load of SHEET from some SHEET-head...........
Well, SHEET Happens!!!
Very clever FS........it's s good thing I'm married or I'd be tracking your SHEET down......... O0
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Don't give me too much credit... it's a COPY/PASTE and FIND/REPLACE of the word SH*T. I remembered reading it years back and so I went and hunted it down. ^-^
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Don't give me too much credit... it's a COPY/PASTE and FIND/REPLACE of the word SH*T. I remembered reading it years back and so I went and hunted it down. ^-^
I know that but it gave me a great opportunity to flirt ;)
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!`nt
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Holy sheet 12 pages of sheet
Mike who needs some sheety reason to flirt? Sheet flirting is allways a good time. ;D
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Just dont start flipping yoru sheet this way Nomad.....lol
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I have good aim with flipping my sheet and it'll go no where near you bro' ;D
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Man is this sheet still going on. Forget this sheet I've got some important sheet to do.
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Man is this sheet still going on. Forget this sheet I've got some important sheet to do.
I think you trying to feed me a bunch of sheet now
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I have good aim with flipping my sheet and it'll go no where near you bro' ;D
Thats very very good to know....cause seeing sheet splatter makes me wanna puke..lol