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Title: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: RodgerDodger on April 06, 2008, 06:19:45 AM
Watching that crazy lady Paul Deen on her show Paula's Party every Friday is  a way to end a stressful work week.
This past Friday night her guest chefs were Katie Joel, Billy's beautiful new  wife and Max Brenner. Max Brenner is this bald chocolate man. No, he's not a black dude. He owns this place in NYC called Chocolate By The Bald Man.

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Anyway, as the show progressed Max put melted chocolate into syringes. He gave one of these chocolate loaded weapons to Paula. This dame went crazy and started shooting the syringe at Max's bald head. He was mad, she apologized and then started licking the chocolate off of his head. I was floored. It was so funny. After licking every bit of the chocolate off of his bald head, she gave him several head rubs. I swear the lady is possessed.

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Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: PBurke on April 06, 2008, 06:22:25 AM
i need to catch a rerun on that one
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: jusbnme on April 06, 2008, 07:01:10 AM
Thanks for sharing.  I'll have to try and catch a rerun like Paulie said.
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: schro on April 06, 2008, 07:57:23 AM
Stupid beeotch.  :*))
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: Mikekoz13 on April 06, 2008, 08:03:56 AM
I used to like Paula but she's gone a little too Hollywood for my tastes......
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: Nick912 on April 06, 2008, 08:51:00 AM
I used to like Paula but she's gone a little too Hollywood for my tastes......

My thoughts exactly
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: Timmay on April 06, 2008, 10:32:11 AM
I watched that episode, makes me want to go to one of his restaurants.  Maybe some day.  Seems liek a fairly cool guy.
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: TheSlyBear on April 06, 2008, 11:16:17 AM
I used to like Paula but she's gone a little too Hollywood for my tastes......
Agree. Sad how that always seems to happen when people "hit it big".
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: Rafter on April 06, 2008, 12:56:49 PM
I was watching that crazy lady Paula Deen
Did you call Paula Deen, crazy. :/O
Nobody disses my Georgia gal, Miss Paula!!  :x!

I've been to her restaurant, The Lady & Sons...and she's the real deal.
A very charming lady.

What's really bugging me is why the guy put the chocolate in the syringe? >:(
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: jusbnme on April 06, 2008, 01:00:30 PM
Yeah, I'm with Rafter.  I've watched her show a few times a like it.  The wife and I love to eat so we like her "style."  Now we only started tuning into her show, maybe, about 5 months ago so I can't honestly say that I know how she "use" to act. 

I'm with Rafter on the syringe thing.  Paula is crazy???  What the heck was that guy planning on doing with that syringe full of chocolate???  :o :-\  Paula was probably defending herself.   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: nomad on April 06, 2008, 01:07:03 PM
Hell sounds like a good time  :*)) :*))
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: jusbnme on April 06, 2008, 01:08:43 PM
Hell sounds like a good time  :*)) :*))

 :o :o :o  You sicky puppy.  I like you better already.   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: SLYinKC on April 06, 2008, 03:24:17 PM
That sounds crazy, even for Paula.
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: JDog on April 06, 2008, 05:19:11 PM
Paula Deen earned my utmost respect when she responded with a witty remark that put some PC Health nut back in his place.

I believe she was on Oprah and someone in the audience asked her if her special fried chicken that is deep fried in lard was good for the heart.

She responded by saying "I'm your cook, not your doctor"

Go Paula!
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: Timmay on April 06, 2008, 08:24:03 PM
I say we all go back to the old ways of cooking...hell people lived longer and were happier when they ate food that made them feel good.  Use that lard...the butter, the sugar.....hell use it all..lol

Timmayy


I think they syringes was just used to make it more enjoyable...but shooting up with chocolate....now im in on that one,...just if we can find a way to put reese cups in a syringe....
LOL

Timmay
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: nomad on April 06, 2008, 09:11:30 PM
Hell sounds like a good time  :*)) :*))

 :o :o :o  You sicky puppy.  I like you better already.   ;D ;D ;D

Thats what I'm talking about ;D ;D ;D O0
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: Tyler on April 07, 2008, 01:53:18 PM
My wife and I watch her show.  We've got some great southern recipes from it!
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: rickybobby on April 07, 2008, 08:09:07 PM
had the older woman today rub my head when i bent over to make copies, and one chick i used to date there always rubs my head. i dont mind it at all, just dont like when dudes that come into the store i work at think they can talk crap 2 me just cuz i'm secure in my slyness!!!!
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: smoothpaul on May 13, 2008, 11:10:38 AM
I think Paula Deen is GREAT! She can rub my head any time she wants. Most women who are into bald heads like to rub it without asking but I prefer to be asked first. It seems like drunk girls are the worst (or the best depending on how you look at it). If I am at a bar and a girl rubs my head I usually don't have a problem with it unless she is totally soused and won't leave me alone. A girl will invariably rub my head and then say, "Oh I am sorry. Is it ok if I rub your head?" What am I going to say? "Get away from me you succubus!" Nah, it's ok. I hate to say but when my buddies are drunk, they like to rub my head too. I can't help it, I am just too damn good-looking!
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: Marz on May 13, 2008, 11:22:06 AM
I think Paula Dean is great, seems like a real fun lady that knows how to have a good time.

As for head rubs, I am ok if it is a girl or someone I know but if I am in a bar or something and a dude comes up and just starts rubbing my head, I am not into it... Usually say "Keep it up and your gonna pull back a nub"... not that I am unfriendly but some dude pawing at my dome is just kinda ... strange. If they ask its cool and I will give them the go ahead but to suddenly feel some calloused man hand on my head is out of line.
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: tomgallagher on May 13, 2008, 12:07:14 PM
Who's Paula Deen...?
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: GASlick on May 13, 2008, 02:47:23 PM
Who is Paula Deen?  WHO IS PAULA DEEN?!  Are you kidding me?!

Paula Deen is the epitome of the modern southern woman.  She has overcome a lot of crap in her life and has come out on top.  Some people have a problem with succesful women.  her husband up and left her with two small boys, with no income and she started making sandwiches in her kitchen in Savannah and delivering them to downtown businesses.
She used her grandmother's and mother's recipes and turned it into a huge success with hard work and pure old-fashioned Southern determination.
Her restaurant used to be really good.  It is still good, but it was better when she was acutally there a lot supervising the cooking.  Now she travels a lot and spends a lot of time on Food Network.  I have several of her recipes and make them at home for my family.  Nothing like cooking with butter salt and liquor!
She is extremely nice and gentle and has a great sense of humor and enjoys every minute of her life.  Even with chocolate syringes!  She does love the men too. 

She can rub my head anytime!
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: tomgallagher on May 13, 2008, 03:01:21 PM
Oh OK, must be a regional thing.
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: smoothpaul on May 13, 2008, 03:03:16 PM
I think Paula Dean is great, seems like a real fun lady that knows how to have a good time.

As for head rubs, I am ok if it is a girl or someone I know but if I am in a bar or something and a dude comes up and just starts rubbing my head, I am not into it... Usually say "Keep it up and your gonna pull back a nub"... not that I am unfriendly but some dude pawing at my dome is just kinda ... strange. If they ask its cool and I will give them the go ahead but to suddenly feel some calloused man hand on my head is out of line.

I am in agreement Marz. I am so used to my buddies doing it so it doesn't phase me but a strange dude, that's completely out of line!
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: Tyler on May 14, 2008, 12:29:19 AM
Oh OK, must be a regional thing.

Nope.  My wife and I watch her show on the Food Network out her in Cali.
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: Jdogs Better Half on May 14, 2008, 12:45:53 AM
Paula Deen earned my utmost respect when she responded with a witty remark that put some PC Health nut back in his place.

I believe she was on Oprah and someone in the audience asked her if her special fried chicken that is deep fried in lard was good for the heart.

She responded by saying "I'm your cook, not your doctor"

Go Paula!

haha I new you watched Oprah!!!

Yes it was that same show that she had the electric mixers go crazy and sprayed cake mix all over herself and oprah, I laughed so hard!

I think she is great!
Title: Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
Post by: slyinglide on August 19, 2008, 01:02:14 PM
Come on Guys.  If Cindy Crawford or some other bodacious Babe.....Hmmm someone like MagmaBaba were to squirt chocolate on your head and proceed to like it off would upset you?  Are you crazy?  I would be in HEAVEN......I would melt more chocolate if they wanted to do it again!!!!!!!!! :@` :@` :@`