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Discussions About Being Bald => General Discussion => Topic started by: warhawk on April 02, 2008, 05:52:07 AM

Title: THINGS U can NO longer do...
Post by: warhawk on April 02, 2008, 05:52:07 AM
hello fellow chrome domes... just wondering... since 99% of us sport a slick, smooooth noggin' i think it would B fun 2 start a list of "things" we can NO longer do while wearing a slick, smooooth noggin'. 

 remember... please B courteous & only contribute one entry per response 2 allow the others 2 participate.  i'll start:  since i have a chrome dome... i can no longer blow dry my hair.  so... how 'bout U?  what's your story?

WARHAWK O0
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Post by: SLYinKC on April 02, 2008, 05:58:05 AM
I no longer have to go to the barber/stylist every 2 weeks to get a "trim".
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Post by: hawkerhino on April 02, 2008, 06:23:49 AM
Have to no longer worry about that "cow lick" look in the morning..  :*))
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Post by: mojim on April 02, 2008, 06:30:56 AM
No longer have to worry about HAT HAIR O0
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Post by: warhawk on April 02, 2008, 06:32:33 AM
no longer have 2 worry about combing my hair. O0

WARHAWK O0
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Post by: schro on April 02, 2008, 06:41:25 AM
I no longer suffer excruiating scratching/itching from seborrheic dermatitis since going sly.  O0 O0 O0
 P@^
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Post by: jusbnme on April 02, 2008, 07:06:31 AM
I no longer have to worry about getting the hair line neat at the back of my neck.  It's all gone.   ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Timmay on April 02, 2008, 07:15:03 AM
I no longer have to buy that girlie moosey stuff or gel too keep all my hair in one place....
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Post by: Paul on April 02, 2008, 07:41:57 AM
Don't have to spend time meticulously keeping my HT/Flattop in shape.
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Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on April 02, 2008, 08:39:55 AM
I don't have to look for the comb I lost in the car to "rearrange" the dying mop after driving w/ the top down.
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Post by: BaldBen on April 02, 2008, 08:46:25 AM
I no longer have to buy that girlie moosey stuff or gel too keep all my hair in one place....
"Girlie moosey gel" :*))
It comes in two kinds of colors.
Don't tell me ya got the pink (hard to hold).
When I bought that stuff, I got the green (super hard to hold).

I still have a bottle of that gel. Don't want let it go to waste.
Wonder if I can use it to glue back some wall paper that's coming off my dining room walls?
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Post by: Timmay on April 02, 2008, 08:48:14 AM
I dont remember really, I would just use what ever the wife and daughter had sitting in the bathroom.  I remember one day I put some stuff in....as I was rubbing it in...I looked at the bottle and said it said styling gel with straightener...lol....i had straight hair all day though...lol
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Post by: Mikekoz13 on April 02, 2008, 10:08:20 AM
Don't have to worry about getting gum in my hair..... it won't stick to this nice smooth noggin'.........
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Post by: no1birdman on April 02, 2008, 11:53:40 AM
Hi, can no longer go out without getting  noticed
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Post by: BALDANDRE on April 02, 2008, 11:55:42 AM
I can no longer be considered "mainstream"...which I really never considered myself...

but just in case some clown thought I was, my look screams anything but! O0
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Post by: JMMARICH on April 02, 2008, 12:10:43 PM
No longer have to try and make the sideburn line even when shaving!
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Post by: Timmay on April 02, 2008, 01:59:08 PM
I can NO LONGER PULL MY HAIR OUT when things get crazy...lol
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Post by: jusbnme on April 02, 2008, 01:59:52 PM
I can NO LONGER PULL MY HAIR OUT when things get crazy...lol

Good one.  ;D
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Post by: Timmay on April 02, 2008, 02:01:56 PM
I will bow to that one! Thank You! lol
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Post by: warhawk on April 02, 2008, 03:02:22 PM
i no longer have 2 worry about the wind messing my hair. O0

WARHAWK O0
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Post by: Tyler on April 02, 2008, 03:17:41 PM
I no longer have to worry about little kids grabbing my hair when I hold them.
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Post by: jusbnme on April 02, 2008, 03:33:00 PM
I no longer have to worry about if people are staring at my thinning and bald spots.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Timmay on April 02, 2008, 06:35:53 PM
I no longer have to worry about getting lice from someone.   Now that I can honestly say I have never had to deal with.  But one of my kids came home from school with it and you talk about a mad mother!  MY WIFE..omg.....it was hell night!  LOL
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Post by: SLYinKC on April 02, 2008, 08:28:49 PM
I no longer have to worry about if people are staring at my thinning and bald spots.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Ya....What Lance said.
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Post by: warhawk on April 03, 2008, 08:33:23 AM
i no longer have 2 say 2 my wifey:  "please, roll the windows up it's messing with my hair?"

WARHAWK O0
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Post by: Mikekoz13 on April 03, 2008, 09:40:37 AM
I don't have to buy combs!!!!
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Post by: Timmay on April 03, 2008, 11:11:02 AM
Dont have to worry about people telling me or pointing out that im turning grey...
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Post by: JohnMont on April 03, 2008, 12:00:14 PM
Dont have to worry about people telling me or pointing out that im turning grey...

I like this one !

Also; don't have to worry if the front of my flattop is too thin to carry of that particular look
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Post by: Sgt. Pate on April 03, 2008, 04:35:19 PM
I can no longer get PO'ed when someone rolls the window down in the car because it messes up my hair!  :*))
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Post by: Cy on April 03, 2008, 08:43:06 PM
I can't chew on my hair anymore.

When I was 13 I had hair down to my shoulders and I had a habit of chewing. it.

yeah... laugh it out.
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Post by: JDog on April 03, 2008, 10:54:33 PM
I dont have to worry about putting gel in my hair to style it. Razor it,hair gone. End of story.
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Post by: baldntat05 on April 04, 2008, 02:47:11 PM
I no longer have to plan for the 20 minutes it used to take to dry and style my hair.
Shaving is so much quicker.
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Post by: SlickEric on April 04, 2008, 02:55:44 PM
You guys stressed too much about hair.
No wonder it turned grey and started thinning out at such a young age.  @c3

Mine was a thin as a golf course before the spring seeding. 
No need to mow the lawn anymore.  ^-^
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Post by: Mikekoz13 on April 06, 2008, 05:33:56 AM
I can't let the wife run her fingers thru my hair anymore..... but head rubs are better anyway!! :*))
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Post by: dieseldan04 on April 06, 2008, 02:40:17 PM
I can now wear a pullover jacket or hoodie without worrying about it messing up my hair.
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Post by: blondeguy on April 07, 2008, 11:57:42 AM
I can no longer tell when I'm about to bump my head into something.  Hair was my only sensor!
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Post by: Jer on April 07, 2008, 02:40:58 PM
I can no longer tell when I'm about to bump my head into something.  Hair was my only sensor!


So very true!  I've been banging my head on all kinds of things in the past 2 months.

I no longer have to buy gel, although I do have to buy twice as much sunscreen...
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Post by: PigPen on April 07, 2008, 04:13:42 PM
I can no longer be considered "mainstream"...which I really never considered myself...

but just in case some clown thought I was, my look screams anything but! O0

Well said Andre!!!
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Post by: xnewyawka on April 11, 2008, 11:12:53 AM
Wake up with "bedhead".
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Post by: skiking on April 14, 2008, 06:46:13 PM
I can no longer wear only a baseball hat when it is 10 below zero
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Post by: skiking on April 14, 2008, 06:48:27 PM
I have pictures but would rather not let others see them.  So please don't ask, it is best for everyone's sanity.
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Post by: zzaapp on April 20, 2008, 09:24:00 PM
I no longer worry about accidentally putting Brylcreem on my toothbrush...

OK, it only happened once, and I was 11 at the time, but it's something you never forget...
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Post by: Timmay on April 20, 2008, 09:28:03 PM
LOL zzaapp
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Post by: nomad on April 20, 2008, 10:49:20 PM
one thing i can't do is light my hair on fire while lighting a smoke when its windy out
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Post by: shakf on April 30, 2008, 03:31:22 PM
Not worried about which shampoo will be good for my hair or not.
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Post by: Southworth14 on May 02, 2008, 03:40:24 PM
No need to shop for flattop barbers in cities that I visit in between cuts for a trim.