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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Paul on March 21, 2008, 07:41:40 AM

Title: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Post by: Paul on March 21, 2008, 07:41:40 AM
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her its not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.

Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," the husband replies

She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my  breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man.

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Post by: Timmay on March 21, 2008, 09:10:38 AM
LOL....tahts hilarious...Thanks Paul...lol
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Post by: Mikekoz13 on March 21, 2008, 09:48:42 AM
One of my favorite jokes of all time...........
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Post by: Sgt. Pate on March 21, 2008, 10:16:23 AM
 ;D I don't think I'll be sharing this one with Mrs. Pate!  :*))
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Post by: SLYinKC on March 21, 2008, 08:00:52 PM
That is hilarious. :*))
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Post by: frostillicus123 on March 23, 2008, 01:34:43 PM
hahaha
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Post by: wpruitt on March 23, 2008, 07:31:59 PM
Good one bro
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Post by: Mikekoz13 on March 24, 2008, 04:37:43 AM
Brought this joke out to the guys after Easter dinner yesterday..... They all roared!

Even the wife thought it was hilarious when I told it to her last week.
Title: Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Post by: jusbnme on March 28, 2008, 01:18:57 AM
Someone told me this one the other day.  Great one bro.   ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Cam on March 28, 2008, 10:00:16 PM
 :*)) awesome.
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Post by: Mikekoz13 on April 02, 2008, 09:48:44 AM
Even the Preacher that was on my golf trip loved this joke.......
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Post by: buddha on April 13, 2008, 07:11:31 PM
That was great! I thought that was really funny. I read it to my wif  :XX

MY STUPID HUSBAND WILL WRITE MORE WHEN HE WAKES UP! DAMN BALD GUYS!