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Title: WHO'S a backseat driver in your family??
Post by: warhawk on March 07, 2008, 09:42:24 AM
hello fellow chrome domes....i was just thinking about this subject & i thought it would B a very fun topic 2 discuss with my fellow chrome domes.  so...who's a backseat driver in your family?  i'll start:  my beautiful wifey & my mom R the backseat drivers in my family.  i would hear the constant: "hey mel...your driving 2 fast!",  "hey, mel...there's a stop light coming".  "hey, mel...could U slow down." "hey, mel...watch out 4 that big pothole". 5t*mp

as much as i luv the 2 favorite lay-days in my life...i hate their backseat driving comments.  it's like a play-by-play report of my driving.  however...i just "deal" with it & i've learned 2 "tune" their comments out.  i'm sure most guys R good at "tuning" out things.  so... how 'bout U?  who R the backseat drivers in your family?  and if U R a backseat driver then let us know.  4 the record i'm not a backseat driver.  so...what's your story?

WARHAWK O0
Title: Re: WHO'S a backseat driver in your family??
Post by: schro on March 07, 2008, 09:47:32 AM
I forgot which SBG made this comment, but it sticks in my mind as an all time favorite:

"MY WIFE DOES ALL THE DRIVING, I JUST TURN THE WHEEL".  :*))

That sums up road tripping with Team Schro
Title: Re: WHO'S a backseat driver in your family??
Post by: warhawk on March 07, 2008, 09:54:55 AM
schro...i luv that comment.  i can relate 2 that one. :*)) :*)) :*)) O0

WARHAWK O0
Title: Re: WHO'S a backseat driver in your family??
Post by: Sgt. Pate on March 07, 2008, 10:33:47 AM
Well it's just my bride and myself and after 36 years of marriage, we have both learned that when we're the passenger to just keep our mouth shut, hang on tight and pray hard!   :*))
Title: Re: WHO'S a backseat driver in your family??
Post by: Timmay on March 07, 2008, 10:34:39 AM
depends on who is in the passenger seat....we both share the back seat driving license...lol
Title: Re: WHO'S a backseat driver in your family??
Post by: Mikekoz13 on March 07, 2008, 10:38:37 AM
My wife isn't really a back seat driver..... but she does have an invisible brake pedal.............
Title: Re: WHO'S a backseat driver in your family??
Post by: Marz on March 07, 2008, 12:41:37 PM
Ugh... My Wife.

she is constantly relaying instructions of what I am ready doing...

"Ok, turn left here"  as I have my blinker on and am in the turning lane.
Title: Re: WHO'S a backseat driver in your family??
Post by: Robmeister on March 07, 2008, 01:21:52 PM
Ugh... My Wife.

she is constantly relaying instructions of what I am ready doing...

"Ok, turn left here"  as I have my blinker on and am in the turning lane.

Yep me too.

Sometimes it's almost like she's teaching me to drive.  "Hang on, theres a car coming"  "Ok...all clear...GO..GO !"

How in the world does she figure that I get around town safely and effectively without her?  `Dr!v
Title: Re: WHO'S a backseat driver in your family??
Post by: PBurke on March 07, 2008, 02:18:50 PM
ALL OF 'EM
Title: Re: WHO'S a backseat driver in your family??
Post by: SLYinKC on March 07, 2008, 06:22:34 PM
My wife isn't really a back seat driver..... but she does have an invisible brake pedal.............


Mike that is funny, My wife does that too.  What really gets me is when I'm riding with her and when she comes to an abrupt stop, she throws out her hand as if to catch me from flying forward into the windshield... Just like I was one of the kids.  I can take care of myself.  :Xo!
Title: Re: WHO'S a backseat driver in your family??
Post by: Adam on March 07, 2008, 08:03:17 PM
I hate to say that i am a bit of a backseat driver.  I feel hypocritical, though, because i hate when people do it to me.  My mother is the other one in my family.  With me, it's usually, "forgot to use your blinker to change lanes", or "would you get off that other car's bumber?".
Title: Re: WHO'S a backseat driver in your family??
Post by: DAT Boy on March 07, 2008, 08:48:44 PM
Oh yeah!  ;)  That would be me.  I can't watch the road when my wife is driving, and she knows it.  As a result, she does stuff out of fear of me being critical.   :Xo!  For years I never realized it.  Now, I try to site see and not look where we're going.  :*))
Title: Re: WHO'S a backseat driver in your family??
Post by: Timmay on March 07, 2008, 09:48:31 PM
Had that problem tonight.  We got snow here today and it was drifting and blowing across the highways and stuff.  Well early this evening we were coming back to town and the roads werent in that good of shape. Basically I was coasting down the highway.  There was a car...oh lets say ....about 10 car lengths in front of me....my wife was like...Timmm!  Slow down!  you are going to rear end that other car if you start sliding!  I was like.......................????????????  I dont even have my foot on the gas....and you think that going 10 mph is going to make me slide 10 car lengths ahead and rear end a car that is probably going 20mph.....lol.....all i said was yes dear...I will let my foot off the gas....lol

Title: Re: WHO'S a backseat driver in your family??
Post by: SlySurfer on March 07, 2008, 10:53:28 PM
Where do you live, Timmmay.....Siberia?  @c3
I haven't seen a single snow flake this entire winter.
Man, I'm one lucky dude. The sun's been shining on my bald head all winter.
I have to admit that I admire you midwestern slys. You certainly have guts to go driving in all that slippery icy mess.

My wife is not the backseat driver in my family. It's my sister-in-law. She thinks she a directions expert. Problem is she has a hard time finding her own home.   

Cheers, Anthony
Title: Re: WHO'S a backseat driver in your family??
Post by: joergHH on March 08, 2008, 09:34:21 AM
Luckily we have no backseat-drivers in our family.

My wife starts sleeping latest when we enter the motorway and awakes when I brake in the exit.

J
Title: Re: WHO'S a backseat driver in your family??
Post by: Timmay on March 08, 2008, 12:37:04 PM
Where do you live, Timmmay.....Siberia?  @c3
I haven't seen a single snow flake this entire winter.
Man, I'm one lucky dude. The sun's been shining on my bald head all winter.
I have to admit that I admire you midwestern slys. You certainly have guts to go driving in all that slippery icy mess.

My wife is not the backseat driver in my family. It's my sister-in-law. She thinks she a directions expert. Problem is she has a hard time finding her own home.  

Cheers, Anthony

It feels like  Siberia here bro....the wind is so cold it cuts you like a knife.  Doesnt bother my nice bald head...just chills your bones.
Title: Re: WHO'S a backseat driver in your family??
Post by: jusbnme on March 08, 2008, 10:20:42 PM
I'm the least sexist person in the world but pick in lay-day in my family and there you go.  Sorry to any of my sly sisters out there.   :-\