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Various Non-Bald Discussions => General Discussion => Topic started by: Tyler on February 28, 2008, 05:15:40 PM
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just farted right now! I'm dying laughing right now!! :*))
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It was a healthy one huh?
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Now Tyler, Don't tell that you don't have a good come-back for this guy..... :D
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I think he would be too embarrassed if I said something to him. Though, it was hard for me not to say something.
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When I used to work in a cube office I swear if I let one rip my (female) boss would be in my cube within 10 seconds and I would have to sit and talk to her knowing that she was huffing ass air.
It was torture! She was NOT the type of person you just said "Give me 5, I just farted" or something to...
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I miss my "cube days" ................... NOT.
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ROTFLMAO! I always love the silent bombs....I do that to my wife at Walmart....let one loose then walk away LOL
Thats one way to get her to hurry up and pick what she needs ! LOL
Timmayyyyy!
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I'm in cube land........ if somebody busts one I just say "Dude, that's just wrong!"
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tyler....that was hilarious. ;D O0
WARHAWK O0
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I let one out at Target one time in the checkout line while we were waiting. The woman behind me said "Son, did you poop your pants again?" Then she left the line dragging him to the bathroom. I laughed so hard!
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Guys........ I'm laughing my ass off at this thread!
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I'm in cube land also, and the guy in the other cube is usually me!
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I let one out at Target one time in the checkout line while we were waiting.
Nice "drive by" story!
I was at King's Dominion in Virginia (and hungover) and let a silent and particularly nasty one rip while standing on steps up to a ride... I casually glanced behind me and the poor little girl was spasming trying to get away from the green cloud that eminated from my ass! My friend that was with me leaned over and whispered just how wrong that was...
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I've never dropped wolf bait....then again, I don't drink either.
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I JUST FARTED!
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I JUST FARTED!
We know... we can smell it!
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sick bastards! that is why i love this place. we are all alike.
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I used to work with this chick that I couldn't stand. One day I was talking with another guy right by the opening of her cube and as the conversation ended I let out a silent bud deadly right into her cube. I then walked away as the president of the company came up and started talking to her. I had to go outside because I was laughing so hard and didn't want to give myself up.
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I used to work with this chick that I couldn't stand. One day I was talking with another guy right by the opening of her cube and as the conversation ended I let out a silent bud deadly right into her cube. I then walked away as the president of the company came up and started talking to her. I had to go outside because I was laughing so hard and didn't want to give myself up.
Tyler you're killing me with this thread..........
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I used to work with this chick that I couldn't stand. One day I was talking with another guy right by the opening of her cube and as the conversation ended I let out a silent bud deadly right into her cube. I then walked away as the president of the company came up and started talking to her. I had to go outside because I was laughing so hard and didn't want to give myself up.
Tyler, that almost sounds like a timmj..... :*)) :*))
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this thread is sooooo gross!!!!! typical dudes talking about farts - why are farts so funny?? :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))
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this thread is sooooo gross!!!!! typical dudes talking about farts - why are farts so funny?? :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))
jdogsbetterhalf....i'm not sure BUT i think it's a funny subject. heck...i even started a topic on that titled..."do U hold it in or let it out". i got some hilarious responses. :*))
WARHAWK O0
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this thread is sooooo gross!!!!! typical dudes talking about farts - why are farts so funny?? :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))
it's a guy thing. ha ha why do women go to the restroom together?
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Back when I did PC support, I was in this beautiful girl's cube to replace a monitor for her and as I reached across her desk to move this monstrous 20" monitor, (before flat screens), as soon as I began to lift... you guessed it, very loud and DEADLY! :-[
It was bad enough that it happened in front of this beautiful girl, but to make things even worse, it looked like a prairie dog village with all the heads popping up from all the surrounding cubes! :*))
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For about a year I had a personal trainer at the gym. I was doing core holds, which is an ab exercise where you hold your body like you're doing a push up, but you are on your elbows. Well, you're supposed to hold it for about a minute though, I didn't quite make it that long. About 30 seconds into the exercise I let one rip. I just started busting up and couldn't stop laughing. I think the 10 people around us started laughing also.
Then my trainer also starts talking about how it happens all the time, but that I'm the first one to ever acknowledge that I farted. He said they all just pretend that it doesn't happen. I think I got a better ab workout from laughing.
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This is a subject that could go on for ever! This guy at work, who I share a cube "room" with, has gone to the point of getting those plug in air fresheners due to my ability to "clear the air".
This whole subject is suppose to be a natural occurance that every human being experiences, but I think I've either taken it to a new level (Darwinian) or it's a precursor of things to come (rotting meat, etc.).
To make matters worse, I have very limited olfactory capability (I can't smell sh*t- literally) so I have to try to be sensitive enough and use a sixth sense and know when when I've created an invisible cloud that's about to gag a magot.
My wife has gone to the point of getting me a large candle to light up when I'm on the computer, so my creations don't take on a life of their own p0@^
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Since this thread has me in the mood, that and last nights Mexican food... I think I'll go do a little "crop dusting"! :*))