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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Entertainment/Events/Music/Movies => Topic started by: schro on February 27, 2008, 11:35:50 AM
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OK, this isn't a topic about songs such as "Wind Beneath My Wings" or anything by Kate Bush, The Indigo Girls, or Dixie Chicks.
I just now thought about this while running with my dog, listening to classic AC/DC. Let's come up with songs about the gentler gender. I'll start:
Whole Lotta Rosie, AC/DC
"Want to tell you a story, 'bout a woman I know.
When it comes to lovin', well she steals the show.
She ain't exactly pretty, ain't exactly small...
42-39-56, you could say she's got it all !!!!" :o
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Hot For Teacher!!!! O0
Oh, yea! ^-^
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Sticking with the AC/DC theme that started the thread, Let Me Put My Love Into You:
Flying on a free flight
Driving all night with my machinery
Cause I, I got the power, any hour
To show the man in me
I got, reputations blown to pieces, with my artillery
I'll be guiding in, we'll be riding
Giving what you got to me
Don't you struggle
Don't you fight
Don't you worry 'cause it's your turn tonight
Let me put my love into you babe
Let me put my love on the line
Let me put my love into you babe
Let me cut your cake with my knife
Ah, like a fever burning faster
You spark the fire in me
Crazy feelings got me reeling
They got me raising steam
Now don't you struggle
Don't you fight
Don't you worry cause it's your turn tonight, yeah
Let me put my love into you babe
Let me put my love on the line
Let me put my love into you babe
Let me cut your cake with my knife
Cut it
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Honky Tonk Woman by The Rolling Stones
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LA Woman by the Doors
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Cherry Pie by Warrant (sorry for the "Hair Band" reference)
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Girls, Girls, Girls by Motley Crue (another :Xo! hair band)
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Cherry Pie by Warrant (sorry for the "Hair Band" reference)
Girls, Girls, Girls by Motley Crue (another :Xo! hair band)
STOP! If you were referencing bald bands, it would be OK... but hair bands stand for everything we are against!! ::) :*)) :D
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Witchy Woman, The Eagles
Cracklin Rosie, Neil Diamond
Michelle, The Beatles
Good Morning Little Schoolgirl, Jonny Lang
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Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond
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Sherry, The Four Seasons
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Brown Eyed Girl, Van Morrison
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Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top
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Girls by the Beastie Boys
Girls, all I really want is girls
And in the morning it's girls
Cause in the evening it's girls
I like the way that they walk
And it's chill to hear them talk
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile
Back in the day
There was this girl around the way
She liked by home-piece M.C.A.
He said he would not give her play
I asked him, "Please?" he said, "You may."
Her pants were tight and that's ok
If she would dance I would D.J.
We took a walk down to the bay
I hope she'll say, "Hey me and you should hit the hay!"
I asked her out she said, "No way!"
I should have probably guessed their gay
So I broke North with no delay
I heard she moved real far away
That was two years ago this May
I seen her just the other day
Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay
Girls - to do the dishes
Girls - to clean up my room
Girls - to do the laundry
Girls - and in the bathroom
Girls, that's all I really want is girls
Two at a time I want girls
With new wave hairdos I want girls
I ought to whip out my girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!
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Black Betty by Spiderbait
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Slip it in - Black Flag
Evil Woman - ELO
Hot dog in a Hallway - NOFX
Shell have another piece of pie
Shell have a double reuben rye
She kicks hard at eating well
Thats why I love her
Shes got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I cant breathe
Thats why I love her
Im her butter she my bread
Shes like a mobile waterbed
And hwen I got on top of her
I cant touch the mattress
And when her flesh begins to sag
Shes like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
Shes my insulation
I always know where she sat
And when shes on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured gut
Thats why I love her
Shes my phillie Im her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
Its like feeding a tic-tac to a whale
Thats why I love her
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almost every red hot chili pepper song... those boys love their girls... (i don't know if it's just my preverted mind but all those songs have sexualy enuendo....)
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ZZ Tops.....She's Got legs..
She's got legs, she knows how to use them.
She never begs, she knows how to choose them.
She's got a dime all of the time,
stays out at night movin' through time.
Oh, I want her, said, I got to have her,
the girl is alright, she's alright............
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THE POLICE...."everything she does is magic"
WARHAWK O0
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Willy Nelsons.... Last night I came in at 2 with a Ten...and I woke up at 10 with a 2....lol
I know the video is corny ...but i have never heard this song....i kinda like it...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=woSQg3efWyQ
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Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress The Hollies
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almost every red hot chili pepper song... those boys love their girls... (i don't know if it's just my preverted mind but all those songs have sexualy enuendo....)
This is true, My wife read Anthony Kiedis' book and that boy has had quite the affinity for women. So much so that he even designed his fireplace to look like a woman and pays homage to women in tons of songs...
i.e. Catholic School Girls Rule
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good morning beautiful- steve holy
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You Are So Beautiful - Joe Cocker
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Amanda - Boston
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Layla....Eric Clapton
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Layla....Eric Clapton
Shameful Timmmmay! I'm sending you to the "naughty chair again!!
Fess up didn't you mean Clapton's "Tears In Heaven", didn't you Timmmmay?
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TIMMAY! by Lords of the Underworld.
http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play?p=timmy+lords&ei=UTF-8&fr=my-vert-web-top&fr2=tab-web&tnr=21&vid=1102538733
excuse the opening ad.
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TIMMAY! by Lords of the Underworld.
Thatz NO chick song.
This is a chick song.
"Aint' No Woman Like You"
Ain't no ride like a 65 Mustang
Ain't no cool like James Dean cool
Ain't no man alive tough as ol' John Wayne
And ain't no woman like you
Ain't no rose like the yellow rose of Texas
Ain't no freedom like the last day of school
Ain't no whiskey like Tennessee Whiskey
And there ain't no woman like you
I ain't been around the world
But I've been around the block
Don't claim to know it all
I just know what I got
Something I've never had
And I ain't gonna lose
No baby
Ain't no woman like you
Thought I knew sweet
Til I tasted your kisses
Thought I'd been moved
Til I saw you move
Thought I knew love but now I know what I was missin'
'Cause there ain't no woman like you
I ain't been around the world
But I've been around the block
Don't claim to know it all
I just know what I got
Something I've never had
And I ain't gonna lose
No there
Ain't no woman like you
Ain't no other woman
Ain't no sound
Like a wide open Harley
Ain't no blues
Like the Memphis blues
And baby by the way did I forget to mention
That there ain't no woman like you
No there ain't no woman like you
No other woman
Ain't no other woman like you babe
You're the only one
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TIMMAY! by Lords of the Underworld.
Thatz NO chick song.
Sure it is!!!! You just don't speak TIMMAY.
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She Couldn't Chnage Me by Montgomery Gntry
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a man's world - by the late great JAMES BROWN
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Sex Action-LA Guns
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Chick-A-Boom :@`
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JAsIm-TJfTA
Last night I had a crazy dream about a chick in a black bikini
Oh, she looked so good, she couldn't be real, she must be a magic genie
But then she disappeared around the corner
All I saw were three doors and the top of her bikini
I made it through the first door, there was a party going on
I asked about the chick but what they said was freaky
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom don't you jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom-boom-boom
I found the bottom half behind the second door
Which took me to Africa I presume
This really far out cat was screaming half crazy
"Bomp boom a loo bom a long bam boo"
I said, hey man cut that jive
And tell me where the chick went
But he looked at me as pleased as could be
And said these words but I wonder what he meant
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom don't you jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom-boom-boom
I opened the third door and there she was
And she whispered so sexy, hello-ooh
I tried to do the same and impress her with my style
But why I said this, I'll never know
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom don't you jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom don't ya jes' love it
Chick-a-boom-chick-a-boom-boom-boom
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Wonderfull Tonight-Eric Clapton
Course when the wife is in one of "those moods"......not above a little
"Back That Ass Up" by Juvenille ....................Damn guys..don't you dare tell here I told you that........LOL
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Nikki - by the Foo Fighters
Animals - Nickelback
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Animals - Nickelback
Hell Yeah!!!!!!
That gets me some everytime I play it. And I mean play it on my guitar!!!!! O0