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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Bald_Okie on February 21, 2008, 07:49:59 AM
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A Texas cowboy stopped at a restaurant in Mexico. While sipping his
tequila, he noticed a scrumptious looking platter being served at the
next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The cowboy said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"
The waiter replied, "I am so very sorry senor.
There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight
each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will
be sure to save you this delicacy!"
The next morning, the cowboy placed his order, and was served the one
and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites he called to
the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much
smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si senor, sometimes
the bull wins."
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lol.......poor guy..lol
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I laughed so hard I cried
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That made my own testicle hurt
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That made my own testicle hurt
hahahahahahahaha
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That made my own testicle hurt
Oh Tim.... so sorry you're missing one........
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Oh i meant to say TESTICLES! last time I looked they were both there...blue...but they were there. LOL
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;D Great joke.
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Good one okie :*))
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OH TIMM, that bad bull didnt rip your poor red n whities , did he ? :-[
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NOPE! Not taht I know of....I had on my carbon steel jock. That protects em just fine.