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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: PORKY on February 21, 2008, 02:25:45 AM

Title: st peter and the gates
Post by: PORKY on February 21, 2008, 02:25:45 AM
One day St Peter was standing at the gates , checking the "book of life" for a whole line of 'men of the cloth' letting 1 by 1 in and refusinga few. ALL of a sudden the clouds beneath their feet began to RUMBLE violently and St Peter walks over to the gates and swings them open WIDE as a line of BIKERS rode right on in and saluted St Peter as they pass . St Peter closes the gates and walks back to the line and the "BOOK", The next padre in line SCREAMS ' WAIT, STOP, OH HELL NO" WHATS WITH THIS ? WE HAVE OUR BOOK CHECKED AND YOU JUST LET them ROLL RIGHT in ? St Peter replies  O:O " according to this BOOK , THOSE gentlemen  >:D have SCARED the hell out of a lot more souls than you ever PREACHED it out of "  :o
Title: Re: st peter and the gates
Post by: PigPen on February 21, 2008, 09:16:24 AM
My old man would love that one