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Various Non-Bald Discussions => General Discussion => Topic started by: Timmay on February 15, 2008, 08:22:04 AM
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has anyone ever had a morning like this recently. Im at the point im ready to throw my hands up and say the hell with it and go on vacation.
I get up this morning....and I am awaked by the wife screaming at me ...well not screaming...but upset with me. We all woke up late and i forgot to put the jeans in the dryer last night before bed....here it was 30 minutes before the bus arrived. Logan had his heart set on wearing a certain pair of jeans that Kris purposely washed for him and she promised him they would be ready for him this morning. Well that caused a riot. No juicey's for the lunch boxes...so I had to go to shell gas station to get him a bottled juice....get out to the truck and i drop it....hits the ice and slides out into the street. Get it home...sit down in my recliner in which had a blanket wadded up in it....i hear CRUNCH!!!!!!!! Annie had sat her plate of valentine cookies on the recliner ( because it is near the door and on the way out to catch the bus) and the blanket slide off and laid ontop of the cookies...well the cookies were all broken. SO back out again I go to the grocery store...in hopes someone had valentine cookies left. I found 3 dozen marked down for 2 bucks..she only needed 19 cookies...so that was a bonus..they all get at least 2 cookies.. Leave to take Chelsea to school. Everythign goes well...back to Shell to get my pepsi...and breakfast....today I decided to have a Hostess cake..cause I deserved it...pull up at work. Get out....hands are full...keys in pocket...try to dig them out...drop my fountain drink....pop all over my leg. Drop my hostess...trying to keep my balance cause im about to drop everything and i end up stepping on the hostess cake. Get the key in the door...lock wont turn. At this point im ready to throw my hands up in the air and say hell with it. Finally get in the store. Set my stuff down..open the closet door to turn on the lights....a two liter of pop sitting on the shelf inside...falls off....pop spews everywhere...all over me...all over the desk...floor..wall...everywhere. I just sat down on the floor and was ready to just give up. Go to the bathroom to get a roll of paper towel. Grab the end of the roll ..yank on it cause i was pissed...the whole paper towel holder rips out of the wall...im like WTF ...what the hell else is going to go wrong today.
So now here I am ...pissed off...in a bad mood...and trying to make the best of the day....so what are your thoughts????????
Timmay :Xo! :Xo! :Xo! :Xo! :Xo! :Xo! :Xo! :Xo!
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Could have been much worse, you could have put a couple of big nicks in the dome! But Hostess Cake, that's going straight to the waist. :D :D :D
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Oh dont worry about that saint...i took care of nickin the dome last night...well the ear...I had to go work at the funeral home...i guess I had nicked the top of my ear...my daughter says...daddy you are bleeding on your ear..it was dripping down around my ear...so i rush up stairs...grab my stypic pen...dab it on there..( burned like hell) but it stopped....so i thought. Get to the funeral home and i have blood all over the front of my white shirt...good thing cold water took it out and the use of a hair dryer to dry the shirt...had to put a band aid on the ear...which looked stupid as hell...lol....here a bald guy.....in a suit and tie....looking really sharp....with a huge bandaid on his ear.....DORK!
LOL
Timmay
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Satan Sucks
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SATAN!...THATS ABOUT RIGHT.....sitting here wondering what I did wrong yesterday to deserve this????
Maybe the vinyl floor customer put a curse on me.....
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You messin' with Ouji boards again? >:D
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Oh i wont touch another one of those ever...i hate those things
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Valentine's Cookies, Pepsi, Juice Boxes, and Hostess cakes.....real health nut there, Timmay (emphasis on nut). :*)) :*))
TIMMAY!!!!
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I'm LMAO while reading about your day! Man we all have them. Let it go and look at the bright side..... you probably won't have another one this bad for a while.........
Mike
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Yeah ...until like next week Mike....lol. If I didnt have any bad luck...I wouldnt have any luck at all. Oh well...Life goes on........Im laughing about it all now....but I WASNT! ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
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Dude I have had days like that. Days that you seemed doomed from the second you roll out of bed. They do suck man. Tonight just sit back and watch a movie or something with a nice cold one and let your mind hibernate!
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Go back to bed Timmy, wake up tomorrow and start all over.
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I only wish Paul...I only wish....LOL.....hell be my damn luck I would jump in and the damn bed would collapse...lol
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hell be my damn luck I would jump in and the damn bed would collapse...lol
FROM ALL THE VALENTINE'S COOKIES, PEPSI, JUICE BOXES AND HOSTESS CAKES. :*))
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Well you put a good chuckle in my day, so something went right. We definitely have those days where it would have been better to wake up sick and stay in bed. Here's hoping Saturday will be better for you, Timmy.
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Oh dont worry about that saint...i took care of nickin the dome last night...well the ear...I had to go work at the funeral home...i guess I had nicked the top of my ear...my daughter says...daddy you are bleeding on your ear..it was dripping down around my ear...so i rush up stairs...grab my stypic pen...dab it on there..( burned like hell) but it stopped....so i thought. Get to the funeral home and i have blood all over the front of my white shirt...good thing cold water took it out and the use of a hair dryer to dry the shirt...had to put a band aid on the ear...which looked stupid as hell...lol....here a bald guy.....in a suit and tie....looking really sharp....with a huge bandaid on his ear.....DORK!
LOL
Timmay
Having considered your day, and job w/ the funeral home, blood, etc., I'm thinking Evelyn Waugh's The Loved One would be good reading for you tonight. Maybe add a chapter. The money in this will be in the movie and TV rights, the action toys, etc. And think, the writers just concluded their strike and are looking for material--you're a shoe in.
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Hey that's an IDEA!.......wonder if they can incorporate the red and whites into the scripts
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Yeah, wear them and parade up & down Hollywood Blvd. You'll fit in perfectly.
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never been to Hollywood..but have been to South Beach....thats one place to lock car doors....
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Timm, sorry about your early morning woes. :-\
Chill out little buddy and have a great weekend.
You deserve it.
Rodger, Over and Out! O0
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timmy....hopefully saturday will B a better day. O0
WARHAWK O0
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WELL... Timm you COULD send a copy of your day to the Sienfield writers , I can just see KRAMER playing your part and elaine playing your daughters part
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Timmy, mate sorry to hear that you had a pretty rough day!
I must say though, you must have had the patience of a saint, because I would have destroyed a few trees or smashed something by the time the first pop spilled when trying to open the door.
I've found,like you unfortunately had to, that bad things always happen in a series of events, never just 1 thing.
Here's to hoping your weekend goes better than your Friday!