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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: IrishCasey on February 12, 2008, 04:42:28 PM

Title: Cool timepiece
Post by: IrishCasey on February 12, 2008, 04:42:28 PM

An Irishman is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks

at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.

The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks,

'Is your date runninglate?'

'No,' he replies, 'I have this state-of-the-art watch.

I was just testing it.'

The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch?

What's so special about it?'

The Irishman explains, 'It uses alpha waves to

talk to me telepathically.'

The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

The woman giggles and replies, 'Well, it must be broken

because I am wearing panties!'

The Irishman smirks, taps his watch and says, ' Bloody thing's

running about an hour fast'.......' Can I buy you a drink?  '

Title: Re: Cool timepiece
Post by: Paul on February 12, 2008, 05:00:14 PM

Good one Casey. :*)) :*))

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Post by: Marz on February 12, 2008, 05:15:46 PM

Classic!

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Post by: wpruitt on February 12, 2008, 09:24:08 PM

Good one.

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Post by: JDog on February 12, 2008, 09:48:02 PM

Casey that is a great joke, I wonder if that would work in real life!

Title: Re: Cool timepiece
Post by: Timmay on February 12, 2008, 10:01:28 PM

my watch is telling me that JDog headed out to the bar to try that line....LOL

Good one Casey...

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Post by: warhawk on February 13, 2008, 04:58:21 AM

 :*)) :*)) :*)) O0

WARHAWK O0

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Post by: Bald_Okie on February 13, 2008, 07:45:40 AM

excellent!

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Post by: PigPen on February 13, 2008, 09:55:29 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Title: Re: Cool timepiece
Post by: IrishCasey on February 13, 2008, 03:04:48 PM

Glad you like it..As we say in Ireland..
"Its how you tell them"

Title: Re: Cool timepiece
Post by: IrishCasey on February 13, 2008, 03:08:08 PM

The same Irish guy returns to the same pub the next day.

While sitting drinking at the bar he turns to the woman beside him and says "Can I smell your ________?"

The woman is completely disgusted.  "No, you certainly can not!" she replies.

"Well it must be your feet then" says the man.